Steve Guttenberg still alive, also a dick

June 19th, 2008 // 108 Comments

Contrary to legend, actor Steve Guttenberg (Police Academy) is alive and well. Oh yeah, and also roiding his freaking face off. Some paps apparently recognized Steve yesterday in New York, and he decided to thank them by going nuts on their camera. Looks like somebody saw the Hulk this weekend. Then, you know, took a turkey baster full of HGH to the colon. MAHONEY!!

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  1. Jim

    That’s too funny to be real.

  2. Dan

    Whoa, someone Shorted a Circuit.

  3. ramalamadingdong

    people should do that more often to the paps. fucking vultures…..:)

  4. juanjuan

    i heard he’s gonna be the new Spider Man

  5. ScoFu

    He looks like he’s in great shape at least.

  6. Dude

    that cant be Mahoney

  7. noneyobeezwax

    i hope he had that black guy that does the sound effects with him at the time. POW! BANG! BOOM!

  8. chango

    Ha ha ha . . dickwad should be over joyed that he was even recognized . . .

  9. Another crack in the ol’ Winess Protection Program armor…

  10. Another crack in the ol’ Witness Protection Program armor…

  11. Paolo Maldini

    Since the liberals in this country dont want to let us drill for oil until their socialist boy Osama is elected President, all while blaming Bush for the high gas prices and the economic downturn because of the housing crisis which resulted from stupid liberals taking out bigger loans then they knew they could afford because they were trying to be the capitalists they so deeply resent, we should take Gutenberg, Nick Nolte, Sly Stallone, Clemens, and Bonds, kill them, slice them open,and we probably find enough energy inside them to light up the USA for quite some time.

  12. Dammit… double posted because of a missing T… I guess that makes this a three peat…

  13. Auntie Kryst

    He’s a character actor.. He’s just preparing for his role as a battering husband in an upcoming original Lifetime Movie. Hey, work is work, right?

  14. God, I’d love to bend him over like an altar boy….

  15. sb

    The ‘roids, they’re crazy-making.

    Seriously, you’d think he’d be glad that someone actually a) recognized him and b) gave enough of a shit to take pics. I do want someone to give him an umbrella so we can see a Brit-style beat-down of the paps, though.

  16. Barak Obama

    #11, I am going to drink a 40 of malt liquer in your honor!

    The liberals would rather starve poor kids by making us use corn for fuel (which is proven to be worse than gasoline) than food to feed starving kids. But hey, as long as you hate Bush you can never be wrong.

  17. dew

    If those are the only pics, it looks like there might have been only 2 photographers, or sets of photographers. And who knows how obnoxious they were to him. This isn’t the first time a male celeb has threatened fisticuffs to those paps; heck, even the female celebs are getting in on that pap-beatdown action. However, most of the recent pap-abusers weren’t quite as ‘has been’ as Gutenberg. But I suspect he’ll get some offers off this publicity. Might be wrong, but I get some weird feeling it could happen.

    And I saw him in a plastic surgery blog recently, but it’s pretty obvious his face isn’t botox’d LOL

  18. dew

    If those are the only pics, it looks like there might have been only 2 photographers, or sets of photographers. And who knows how obnoxious they were to him. This isn’t the first time a male celeb has threatened fisticuffs to those paps; heck, even the female celebs are getting in on that pap-beatdown action. However, most of the recent pap-abusers weren’t quite as ‘has been’ as Gutenberg. But I suspect he’ll get some offers off this publicity. Might be wrong, but I get some weird feeling it could happen. I just hope he’s not one of those dreadful manic/depressives or explosive anger nuts with anyone other than paps.

    And I saw him in a plastic surgery blog recently, but it’s pretty obvious his face isn’t botox’d LOL

  19. That is some good technique on the finger. I think he has been practicing..

  20. havoc

    Easily one of the top ten least talented people in “entertainment”……..

    .

  21. Deacon Jones

    These pics are staged.

    No one gets that pissed but remains standing in the same location and strikes that many poses.

    Look at the 7th one, he’s touching the camera, not even trying to rip it out of the dudes hand.

    Nice acting Mahoney! When’s Coccoon III coming out???

  22. mimi

    And FISH-GUTZ knows a DICK when he sees one!

  23. molly

    Staged!

  24. The Listener

    I wonder what the the paps said to him to get him that angry.

  25. HeidiHo

    Hey this was the very polite and courteous gentleman who was on Dancing With the Stars.
    My hunch is that he is simply goofing around.
    (OTOH He was on Kimmel and it was mentioned that he once went on a blind date with one of Kimmel’s staffers years ago and made her pay her dinner bill)

  26. sb

    C’mon, it’s far more fun to pretend that these are real…

  27. WHY would the paps even approach this guy? he has been “famous” (and I smile when I use that word) in 20yrs!

  28. Deacon Jones

    @25

    Well, he IS Jewish…..

  29. Ted Mosby

    Guess he is reminding us how many hit movies he was in.

  30. Fluffy Butt

    this IS to fucking funny. asshole acting like he matters. he’s just a washed-up has been that looks like snorted way to many pixie sticks!

  31. beefytee

    you are correct #16, we would rather starve kids and burn their bodies for fuel. If you can’t afford food you simply should not be alive. Fewer people means less energy consumption which in turn means less demand and priced will go down organically, not do to some stupid government intervention.

  32. mike

    1. ramalamadingdong if you are reading this site, you should never call paparazzi vultures. without paparazi this site doesn’t exist. Infact to get right to the core, if people like you and I didnt come to these sites or buy the magazines then the paparazi wouldn’t make money on the pics and thusly wouldn’t harras the celebs to take them.
    So in conclusion, you and I are the reason the celebs get harrased. For the record I am fine with it.

    2. to the nitwit republicans trying to blame democrats for the oil problems. 7 out of 9 justices on the supreme court are republican. 28 out of the last 40 years there has been a republican presidents. from 94 to 06 congress was both houses republican. That means from 2000-2006 republicans had both houses, the supreme court, and the president. Are you still seriously trying to blame liberals for anything. They haven’t been in control of anything. This drumbeat is old. Wake up.

  33. Randal

    Steve,

    Never lose your cool in front of the cameras. People like Fish are
    going to use it against you. The gossip columnists will do everything
    to discredit the famous and newsworthy There’s absolute no reason to
    give them that satisfaction. As displayed in numerous role in movies,
    you have a unqiue talent to find the humor in any character, so chin
    up: You’re the winner when you rise above it all. Also…

    Never pretend to hit someone with a camera. That sort of thing is just
    going to hurt you in the end. The funny, lighthearted guy image we’re used
    to is shattered by these pics. I would suggest anger management or yoga to
    let the inner peace manifest itself, letting you deal with the situations that
    you would normally react to in a bad way. Remember: Don’t let them get you
    down. Stay strong outside AND inside. Much love and admiration.

    - Randal

  34. Rickk Rowled

    ^ – ^

  35. Chauncey Gardner

    He’s just mad because nobody has asked him to appear on WEEDS, yet.

  36. He showed the brown spots on his FINGER to the photographer!!

  37. JWM

    “OTOH He was on Kimmel and it was mentioned that he once went on a blind date with one of Kimmel’s staffers years ago and made her pay her dinner bill”

    Good. ‘Bout time equal rights caught up and the thinly-veiled prostitution ring known as ‘dating’ got busted up. That doesn’t make him a dick, it makes him a trailblazer and a hero.

  38. Rut Roh

    I’m not sure if you’re smoking crack, or just fucking stupid.

    These are staged photos. Who knows why, but it’s pretty damned clear they are staged and he is posing.

    …….But I’m sure that won’t stop the next 100 comments from saying gaytastic shit like “Omg, what a freak” or “wowzers, Scooby, this guy should be happy someone recognized him.”

    Fucking tards. And Randal, I usually can hack your annoying shit, but even you are being fucking stupid.

  39. NO DISASSEMBLE STEPHANIE!!!!

  40. john

    yea it’s rather obvious these are staged. For christ’s sake, he’s smiling at one of the guy’s cameras.

  41. p0nk

    carrottop needs to kick his ass.

  42. RockyMtnHigh

    This has Ashton Kutcher written all over it.

  43. Nicole

    This looks fake and posed. I would think he would love this attention at this point being a D lister now and all.

  44. Maybe he was listening to ICP on his Ipod. They always make ME feel homicidal..

  45. Sport

    Look like he was *trying* to be whimsical and impromptu. Oops.

  46. Spongebob Gangsta

    Even his fake acting is un convincing.

  47. Spongebob Gangsta

    Even his fake acting is unconvincing.

  48. veggi

    There’s nothing quite as amusing as a jew trying to butch up.

  49. jathro

    It’s depressing to me that some of you guys apparently live in a world in which this is not totally awesome.

    Go Steve!

  50. combustion8

    jews do not age well.

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