Here’s Steve-O & Elisabetta Canalis Sucking Face

When George Clooney dumped Elisabetta Canalis, it was pretty much assumed it’s because she brought up marriage and commitment gives George Clooney cancer. Turns out she’s a gaping famewhore which explains why you’re looking at Elisabetta making out with Steve-O because apparently this thing is actually happening. Even more amazing, the Kardashians now look less desperate for attention by comparison which means one of these people is clearly Kris Jenner in disguise. Quick, see which one catches fire when you pull out a cross!

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