When Elisabetta Canalis rebounded from George Clooney with Steve-O, the world took pause before going, “Oh, wait, drugs.” Except it turns out Steve-O is very serious about his sobriety even if it involves kicking an Italian broad who’s way out of his league to the curb which is literally the story he’s going with. RadarOnline reports:
“Steve-O dumped Elisbetta over her partying,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “He is extremely serious about his sobriety and did not want to be dating anyone who could jeopardize that.
“He still really cares about her but can’t risk relapsing back into his old ways, so he had to cut her loose.
Could you imagine if this is true and not simply a cover-up for her discovering “movie star” actually meant letting grown men punch his bare penis on camera for money. Think about it, how rock-bottom do you have to be to have gone from walking the red carpet as George Clooney’s girlfriend to being dumped by goddamn Steve-O? Granted, Lindsay Lohan could only dream of attaining such heights, I’m talking about humans here not freckled swamp creature junkies sharted out of a gin-tinged hole where dreams go to die. Completely different ballgame.
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I hope she’s on suicide watch.
If she stays on her current trajectory she’ll eventually get dumped by Charles Manson.
I was gonna go with Verne Troyer but Manson works.
I would marry Charles Manson but not give him babies cause that’s gross.
Completely twins.
It’s like a modern day version of the story of The Frog and the Scorpion – The Model and the Jackass.
Somewhere in Cali Kim Kardashian is getting peed on laughing at Elisabetta Canalis.
If Mr. Tonka doesn’t get to drive in your tunnel Steve-O picks up his toys and goes home.
The woman is a call girl. Not like, occasionally stepped out with wealthy and influential men, she LITERALLY was for sale before Clooney hooked up with her.
What did we expect?
And in the face, she’s only 1 step up from LeAnn Rimes
Unless you are 100% sure and have proof (and you don’t) then you shouldn’t make comments like that.
The shitty part of this story is that it will create a waiting list of hot tail trying to get to Steve-O. Dump a hottie and they flock to you.
She was dating/fucking that muscled-up black guy who was on a few episodes of ‘True Blood’ before Steve. Must be hard to be the next man after a big dicked brother has been fucking the hell out of your woman before you get to her.
Oh my God does this mean George Clooney is a drug addict?
Good for Steve-O. It is good that he has been able to clean up.
Yeah, I was going to say that,too. Good for him. I was given some of his non-Jackass DVDs he made of himself doing dumb shit in his spare time and they were kind of hard to watch. He actually needed the Jackass crew to hold him back… He was especially bad with women and drugs. Scenes where he is around both are entirely unwatchable to me. I how he’s not still slipping roofies to possibly underage chicks, because that’s what some of these vids looked like…
She looks like a horse, he looks like a jackass (no pun intended).
Steve-O and booze/drugs just don’t mix. It’s like mixing uranium and Arabs.
So morons get sick of dimwits? Didn’t see that coming.
I guess beggars CAN be choosers….
Eh, no big loss there.
They look related – those chins!
Hey, after seeing the state he was in on the Tonight Show before rehab, more power to him
Anyone else remember the episode of “Too Late with Adam Carolla” where he came out drunk, started screaming at Adam, fell into the table, and started attacking the set? Everyone thought it was a stunt or prank at first, until security had to come in and Carolla ended the show early. Google it on YouTube if you’re wondering why he’s so afraid of relapse.
To be fair, that is the standard reaction to having to interact with Adam Carolla.
Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is prepping her engagement rings.
She won’t even have to bait the bear trap for him, just dare him to step into it.
I have respect for Steve-O…someone stop the world because I need to get off.
“kicking an Italian broad who’s way out of his league”
No she’s not, she really isn’t attractive and the pair up nicely.
There’s only one explanation for this: He loves the man cream. Nothing wrong with being gay in 2012, he should just come out of the closet.
Wow, today is the day of celebrities impressing me, I guess. I used to think Steve-O was a ridiculous fucking assclown on par with that useless dickhead Ryan Dunn, but I have to rethink my position if he is that serious about keeping himself on the straight and narrow.
Like I said, women have a half -life no matter who they are. When they are younger they have all the power and get the best men and then it rapidly progresses downhill from there.
From Clooney to Steve-O which was a stratospheric drop to god knows who is next, the pizza delivery guy.
It can only be the lowest of the low: a politician.
This is not true. I know plenty of 40 year olds that are hotter than a 20 year old girl and have all the power too.
Sofia Vergara can get whatever she wants and she’s 40, same with Kate Beckinsale. It has nothing to do with age and more to do with how hot they look.
Some 21 year old chicks look like they could be your mom and bave like 4 kids.
Age aint nothing but a number
I think Steve-O would be a great catch and she was lucky to have him. If anything I think that he was out of her league. Anyway I hope she gets her act together so that they can get back together because they seemed very happy and isn’t that what really matters.
She dumped him a month ago!! She has said he’s to immature!
Too many douche bags these days, plus this dude has history of being immature as well.