Steve Johnson: ‘This How You Do Me, God?’
After missing a game-winning touchdown against the Pittsburgh Steelers yesterday, Steve Johnson, who’s apparently the Kanye West of NFL Tweets, took to Twitter last night where he actually cursed God for not helping him win a football game:
I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO…
While people like Steve Johnson and Bristol Palin might start considering theses losses a sign God doesn’t exist, I’m actually becoming more and more convinced he does, and thankfully, is focusing on shit that matters. Like making this happen. Regardless, Steve Johnson clearly has no one to blame but himself here. Unless, of course, this happened:
STEVE: Aight, Lord, I’m gonna throw this bitch at the ground, then you gonna use your magic to make it fly back in my hands. You in?
GOD: I’m in.
STEVE: *watches ball hit the ground*
UPDATE: Apparently they cool now.