Stephen Moyer of HBO’s True Blood has some words for Twilight’s Robert Pattinson in the latest issue of Marie Claire (Via Celebuzz):
“He’s a pussy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.”
As someone who has seen both Twilight and True Blood, I’m going to have use my Solomon-esque wisdom and side with whichever one features Anna Paquin all kinds of naked every week. But, hey, if you prefer pale, emo dry-humping, that’s between you and your psychiatrist because you wrote a poem about stabbing your dog again in English class. “To each his own” is what I’m trying to say here.
Photos: Getty
jesus | June 25, 2009 at 2:44 pm
good one ! haha
Will | June 25, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Bark bark Stab stab
My eyeliner runs
Beneath thick framed glasses
The Cure plays loudly
Bark bark Stab stab
LARP event starts at 8:30pm
Where are my fake teeth?
There they are, beside my diary
One L | June 25, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I LOVE TRUE BLOOD! And i like Twilight…
rachel | June 25, 2009 at 2:52 pm
she is so friggin beautiful
and stephen makes a hot vampire, robbie might want to take notes…
le fag | June 25, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I like True Blood and Twilight… sad that he’s such a jerk in real life. And that hair dye he uses… much too dark for his skin tone… and age.
Jessica | June 25, 2009 at 2:54 pm
LOL @ LARP…sad thing is….I know what it means….
/sigh
fgerge | June 25, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Who is this fugly faggot? Nice hairdye, asshole.
F-Squared | June 25, 2009 at 3:00 pm
They’re both complete douchebags. I hope they get cancer of the…I dunno…asshole.
. | June 25, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I’m not a fan of RP but I never understood the association between pussy (the vagina) -an organ which is pure muscle- and weakness, and the association between testicles – the most vulnerable and weak part of human anatomy- with strength/courage i.e. having the balls to do something.
ANYWAY, all these vampire shows and movies are shit.
Robert | June 25, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Classic!
At least Moyer gets to act with a naked woman under him where as Pattinson has to act with an underage looking tomboy.
Team Moyer shirts for everyone.
Jack Green | June 25, 2009 at 3:00 pm
************************************************i am a young and handsome man from us. i just wonder if i can meet a mature women here,because i am at the beginning of my career and i need someone’s support..i uploaded my hot photos on ________www.SugarmommaMeet.com___________(( under the name piccolo , maybe you want to check out my photos first!
Jack Green | June 25, 2009 at 3:01 pm
************************************************i am a young and handsome man from us. i just wonder if i can meet a mature women here,because i am at the beginning of my career and i need someone’s support..i uploaded my hot photos on ________www.SugarmommaMeet.com___________(( under the name piccolo , maybe you want to check out my photos first!
Valkyrie | June 25, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Take that Pattinson! You fake Vampire, you!!!! You could learn a thing or two from our beloved Erick, and Bill. THEY are true Vampires!!!! :P
Zee Brat | June 25, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Haha, trying to smile with her eyes in picture 3.
Robert | June 25, 2009 at 3:02 pm
@ Jack Green,
Holy fuk dude! get outta here with that shit!
fgerge | June 25, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Who is this fugly faggot? Nice hairdye, asshole.
Sid | June 25, 2009 at 3:05 pm
“I’m not a fan of RP but I never understood the association between pussy (the vagina) -an organ which is pure muscle- and weakness, and the association between testicles – the most vulnerable and weak part of human anatomy- with strength/courage i.e. having the balls to do something.”
It does tend to be a bit of a mystery…to girls with bad short hair cuts wearing baggy cargo shorts.
Mimi | June 25, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Woah f squared…that’s just out of the line offensive. That’s horrible and disturbing and I hope you understand how that comment alone is really hurtfull to many. Cancer is not a joke. Going through cancer is not a joke, getting weekly injections of pretty much poison that kills off every healthy part of your body in hopes of finding the cancer, while you wither away in agony is not a joke. Having to deal with your fading image in a world so vain and cruel is also not a joke.
I understand you are trying to be funny or witty but be wise with the words and karma you project onto the world.
peace
cavy | June 25, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Vampire Bill is a million times hotter than Edward the “Sparkling Vampire”.
Moyer is 100% correct!
Kitchy | June 25, 2009 at 3:24 pm
“Pussy” actually originated from “pusillanimous.” It means weak, fearful, etc. It has nothing to do with vaginas.
But I digress. I don’t understand why this is a competition for him. What does he care? Also, call Edward a pussy, not Robert Pattinson. Not to mention Bill is like the most boring vampire ever introduced to the general public.
Regan | June 25, 2009 at 3:25 pm
i don’t like robert pattinson at all, but talking shit unprovoked screams insecurity, to me.
GreasySunblock | June 25, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I’m definitely not a Pattinson fan but Moyer is obviously an old jealous man. All he’s doing here is off-putting fans of both Twilight and True Blood.
His hair is pretty faggy too ..
MRS.H | June 25, 2009 at 3:31 pm
S.M. IS THE PUSSY…AND HE’S PINT SIZED. TRY CALLING RPATTZ A PUSSY WHILE YOU’RE STARING UP AT HIM! YOU’LL EAT SOME PIANO (THINK NEW MOON TRAILER) TOO!
A.P. IS HOT THOUGH AND AWESOME ON THE SHOW! TRUE BLOOD IS GOOD STUFF.
RichPort's Ghost | June 25, 2009 at 3:33 pm
#20 – Thanks for that, pussy…
. | June 25, 2009 at 3:40 pm
#20 thanks for that. I never could understand it. I’ve heard people say its like a pussy(cat) or the female genitalia but never that explanation.
This guy is just looking for attention anyway.
TheOtherEmily | June 25, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Um, according the quote, he said nothing about Robert Pattinson. He’s talking VAMPIRES, the FICTIONAL characters Edward Cullen v. Bill… He’s just promoting his show (which I already watch)…
cate | June 25, 2009 at 3:50 pm
WOW.
Anyone who read that article knows that he did NOT call Robert Pattinson a pussy! He was referring to Edward Cullen, the stupid vampire that SPARKLES. And he’s right.
Stephen Moyer is adorable and one of the nicest men in hollywood. Sad that they’re twisting his words around.
Val | June 25, 2009 at 4:01 pm
@16 – they’re actively shooting new episodes of TrueBlood. His character, Bill, has black hair as dictated in the books that TrueBood is based on (The Chroncles of Sookie Stackhouse). His hair isn’t that color when they’re not filming.
@10 – he doesn’t just get to act with her… they’re dating IRL, too.
@20 – clearly you haven’t seen him open a can of whoopass on anyone. Bill could snap PansySparkles Cullen in half. And the vampire council wouldn’t even make him turn a new vampire to replace him, because PansySparkles gives all vampires a bad name.
Kitchy | June 25, 2009 at 4:05 pm
I’ve seen the show. I still think he’s boring as shit. I never said I was a Twilight fan either. I couldn’t care less about sparkling vampires, I think Bill’s a joke.
misty | June 25, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Boy if that isn’t the pot calling the kettle black! I’ve never seen a pussier looking pussy than this guy. I mean, come on!
reading comprehension, do you have it? | June 25, 2009 at 4:12 pm
read the article, he doesn’t call Pattinson a pussy.
gotmilk? | June 25, 2009 at 4:24 pm
unfortunately for him, no one knows who the fuck he is. plus, every chick is too busy diddling themselves to images of Robert Pattinson.
oh and nice hair, asshole. goes great with your gray 5 o’clock shadow.
Lo~Gen | June 25, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Oh man this guy has NOTHING on Pattinson. Really he is not hot at all, and well Rob is beyond yummy!
As far as Edward man he is the perfect fictional yummy standard of what a man should be. Because his charactor is so well written no man will ever be good enough.
Rob is so freaking HOT!
does it matter? | June 25, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Val..what the heck does pansysparkles mean? Is that another slang word? I know about the Pansy flower. I know that pansies stand for thoughts and that the pansy flower is a symbol of free thought. I also know the name Pansy derives from the spanish word pensar, which means “to think.” Oh yes, and the french word penser means “to think.” I’m also aware of the fact that pansy is also a slang word for an effeminate man….but I have no idea what pansysparkles mean. Please…enlighten me. Thanks.
loveEC | June 25, 2009 at 4:40 pm
RPatz (and Edward) win in my book!
OME!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at the cool Twilight scrapbooking pages at http://scrapbookingtales.mybisi.com
cavy | June 25, 2009 at 4:42 pm
#34 For all your “holier than thou” talk, you sure do come off as sounding like a moron. Loosen the bone, Wilma.
dthwrhw | June 25, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Who even is this Just-For-Men bitch anyway? This isn’t The Sopranos you fucking fag, you don’t have to try and take out the competition -with your words-. Grow a pair and stab “R-Patz” if you’re that threatened. I’d probably do it too if I were simultaneously just breaking into the business and washed up at 57 while a pretty 20-something is stealing all that 17 y/o screaming fangirl ass.
does it matter? | June 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm
#36 Holier than though talk? I simply want to know what pansysparkles mean? Why create drama? Just give an answer. I do on’t see how that posting makes me seem like a moron. Is it because I didn’t talk shit? Oh yeah…”Loosen the bone, Wilma.” What does that line mean?
does it matter? | June 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm
#36 Holier than though talk? I simply want to know what pansysparkles mean? Why create drama? Just give an answer. I do on’t see how that posting makes me seem like a moron. Is it because I didn’t talk shit? Oh yeah…”Loosen the bone, Wilma.” What does that line mean?
does it matter/scrambledporn | June 25, 2009 at 5:05 pm
He’s just jealous. RP is hot. “I’d hit it.” : )
uh | June 25, 2009 at 5:19 pm
He’s joking, you know. The guy makes jokes.
And he’s much sexier than Robert Pattinson.
frankie steel | June 25, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Steven Who?
Erica | June 25, 2009 at 5:27 pm
He’s a little boring on the show, at least compared to many of the other characters, but there is still something sexy about him.
K | June 25, 2009 at 5:32 pm
1. what kind of a vampyre’s name is bill?
2. the least interesting character on the show is bill
3.my dad’s name is bill
4. noone knows who you are stephen whateveryourlastnameis. bill.
5. you are a horrible actor, very unconvincing. bill
Amy | June 25, 2009 at 5:45 pm
He’s just jealous because he’s old and ugly. Go Robert!!!!!
Nikki | June 25, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Oh snap! Rarely have truer words been spoken—–In the land and age of the eccentrically superficial, but hey, he’s a delectable morsel, so anything he say’s automatically becomes profound…Robert Pattywhack could never compare.
Sex Ed | June 25, 2009 at 6:00 pm
@9 Well June, testicles (or balls, sack, nuts, etc) are external sex organs that secrete “testosterone”. Testosterone is a steroid hormone from the androgen group and is the principal “male sex” hormone and an anabolic steroid. A penis (sometimes called a dick or prick) oven is used as a name for mean, cruel unyielding people that care only for their own pleasure at another’s expense.
A vagina (or pussy) even though being composed of muscle, is a warm, wet (if you know what your doing), soft pink canal hidden externally inside a women’s body that often gets fucked by the penis (a dick).
So, this is why testicles = male, manliness, & strength (example: Act like you have a pair, or …Pattinson doesn’t have the balls!), while a vagina is a pink wet hole that gets fucked by pricks. (example: Robert is a “pussy” .)
Sex Ed | June 25, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Sorry meant to say “internally”. If the vag was external that would just be gross.
GaGa | June 25, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Just goes to show what a jerk he really is. There is no reason for him to pick on Robert Pattinson…he’s just trying to ful his own ego.
BTW – I hate that he is dating Anna in real life, it totally ruins the Vampire Bill Fantasy.
He is also pretty much a man whore – he has like three kids with three different women.
twellve | June 25, 2009 at 7:09 pm
harsh words from a man i’ve never heard of.
speaking of pale, emo dry humping, think it’s about time i re-read the Twilight series…