Stephen Moyer of HBO’s True Blood has some words for Twilight’s Robert Pattinson in the latest issue of Marie Claire (Via Celebuzz):
“He’s a pussy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.”
As someone who has seen both Twilight and True Blood, I’m going to have use my Solomon-esque wisdom and side with whichever one features Anna Paquin all kinds of naked every week. But, hey, if you prefer pale, emo dry-humping, that’s between you and your psychiatrist because you wrote a poem about stabbing your dog again in English class. “To each his own” is what I’m trying to say here.