Stephen Colbert has come to the defense of his beloved faux-idol Bill “Papa Bear” O’Reilly. (Video after the jump.) The conservative black hole of douchism, and host of FOX News’ The O’Reilly Factor, has been getting his nuts kicked in via the Internets after an embarrassing video leaked of him flipping out on the set of Inside Edition which he anchored 20 years ago. You might be asking, “What’s this got to do with anything and where’s Britney?” It’s simple, really: A.) Stephen Colbert is the Greatest American Hero since that TV show of the same name.* B.) I need something to distract you Web monkeys while I slip off to Dunkin Donuts for their Free Iced Coffee Day. Now excuse me, so I can start F-in’ trippin’ the bean.
UPDATE: I’ve had ten! HEEEEEEYAW!!
*Believe it or not: Stephen walks on air.