Stephen Colbert on Bill O’Reilly meltdown (Bear-free video included)

May 15th, 2008 // 83 Comments

Stephen Colbert has come to the defense of his beloved faux-idol Bill “Papa Bear” O’Reilly. (Video after the jump.) The conservative black hole of douchism, and host of FOX News’ The O’Reilly Factor, has been getting his nuts kicked in via the Internets after an embarrassing video leaked of him flipping out on the set of Inside Edition which he anchored 20 years ago. You might be asking, “What’s this got to do with anything and where’s Britney?” It’s simple, really: A.) Stephen Colbert is the Greatest American Hero since that TV show of the same name.* B.) I need something to distract you Web monkeys while I slip off to Dunkin Donuts for their Free Iced Coffee Day. Now excuse me, so I can start F-in’ trippin’ the bean.

UPDATE: I’ve had ten! HEEEEEEYAW!!

*Believe it or not: Stephen walks on air.

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  1. Ha Ha

    The funniest things is all the man on man action that’s been going on in the republican circles lately. Ha ha! Republican=closeted homosexual

    Ha ha!

  2. sharpeidude

    #15 – You are a truly sad individual. Please find a way to extract Rush Limbaugh out of your ass and think for yourself again.

  3. i love stephen for calling him papa bear o’reilly

  4. yuppers

    Yeah, sorry #15, but if you look at statistical data the Dems are now actually the more intelligent party. Didn’t used to be that way mind you – but the Bush administration f’ed up so bad, the smart ones knew enough to get of that sinking ship.

    So, go cry in your glass of merlot and use your advanced degree to wipe your nose.

  5. House

    wow…people really need to see that Colbert is a comedian…who plays a ridiculous right-wing pundit…in Bill’O's image…that’s why he calls him “Papa Bear”…
    so saying that Colbert is as bad a Bill is just stupid.

  6. House

    @ 15…

    wow…just typical Republican elitist…
    if it weren’t for the uneducated masses who tremble at the mention of the words terrorist, terrorism, immigrants and 9/11, Republicans wouldn’t be in power…because i’m sure people who voted Republican in states such as Mississippi, Alabama, Ohio, etc. have such high rates of intellectuals…
    So did your countless years in a higher learning institution where you received your “advanced degrees” tell you that we Democrats are bad, bad, stupid uneducated people?

    and another question…which I’m sure you’re not going to answer, what are your “advanced degrees” in??? Because I’m curious to see what you think qualifies you as an intelligent person.

  7. KoT

    #57 – I guess it was too much for you to read past my initial post. But, for the sake of those mentally challenged liberals (which I had my fill of today in court), please look at post #28. I am an attorney. I also have an undergraduate & graduate degree in biology.

    But, hey! This will be my last post on the subject. I love to piss off liberals. They’re my COURT JESTERS! I come here to see how truly stupid people masquerade as enlightened liberals. But, someone has to work to keep all those social programs running now don’t they? Yep! Us conservatives are the folks that keep those coffers filled!

    On another matter! The libs talk so much about how we’ve damaged our image & reputation to the world yet I was wondering why France elected a CONSERVATIVE PM, Germany elected a CONSERVATIVE Chan., Spain elected a CONSERVATIVE Pres,, and Britain’s once liberal PM turned out to be a (gasping for air) CONSERVATIVE with his replacement showing signs of being a CONSERVATIVE?

    Why? Liberals can’t lead! They can only respond to polls! Conservatives have balls and liberals have (I would say pussies, but I love pussy) … [insert whatever synonym for weak, coward, intolerant, etc. you can imagine].

    Later, douche bags … see ya at The Dirty.com

  8. BoboTed

    Europe is far more liberal than America, including its conservatives. No American conservative would ever get elected in Europe. The vast majority of Europeans are anti-war, and pro universal healthcare, and support taking aggressive steps to curb global warming. They are far more liberal in terms of cultural issues like abortion and gay marriage.

  9. BoboTed

    Liberals are responsible for all of the progress in this country and the basic workplace and environmental rights we take for granted.

    Conservatives prefer a feudalistic country with horrible schools and public infrastructure.

    Liberals can kick conservatives’ asses because conservatives are a bunch of obese, smoking, religious wackos.

  10. ENOUGH

    Note to everyone: STOP with the political discussions! It’s all crap! Same for you idiots who fight about Europe vs. America! (For the record politics are all run by greasy tools who don’t give a fuck about us & Europe is a dirty, dirty place)

    This is a gossip website! Now proceed with the celeb bashing…

  11. ENOUGH

    Note to everyone: STOP with the political discussions! It’s all crap! Same for you idiots who fight about Europe vs. America! (For the record politics are all run by greasy tools who don’t give a fuck about us & Europe is a dirty, dirty place)

    This is a gossip website! Now proceed with the celeb bashing…

  12. ENOUGH (I've had all I can stands and I can't stands no more!)

    All of you. STOP. Stop making me think! STOP IT I tell you! My tiny brain hurts! Where’s Britney? I need somebody who will make me feel smart!

  13. New World Order

    As the resources run out the world will be governed by a more strict code of enforcement. The sanctity of the individual will now longer mean anything. The collective of the filthy rich will enforce this.
    Don’t worry KoT you ignorant little fellow it is far too late and your life is basically meaningless in the grand scheme of things. Just remember this. It doesn’t really matter who leads us in the puppet show. We know who is pulling the strings, dumbass. Surely even an imbecile is aware by now. Stop pickin’ your nose and pick up a few books, my illiterate little friend.
    Oh I know those cherished notions that the media has propagandized to the hypnotised masses of which you are so clearly one of. They are hard to let go of. Like when you have a baby girl knowing that she will begin to show signs of age in maybe 25 years. She is going to die and life is so short. Then you die and rot. I guess someone like you thinks that the ephemeral energy flow involves 75 years of mortal life and then billions upon billions of years of either joy or agony. Do you believe this as well, simpleton?
    You believe what you were told to believe and nothing more. Yet you seem to feel that your life has more significance then say a liberal’s does. You are on the side of the almighty God! Which one, there have been so very many througout the ages.
    Go on with your cro-magnon rituals little fellow. It may make you feel better.
    But in the end it means nothing. Just like your life. Nothing. And just what you and I mean to the NWO. Nothing.

  14. gay4girls

    I’m scared of the bio-attorney. It’s not easy at all to go biology, grad school too, then law school, then work as a courtroom attorney and still have time to get in stupid arguments on celebrity gossip sites–I’m assuming you were going to go med but switched? Anyhow, this guy is amazing.

    I’m a post-doc at the mighty Princeton and I don’t even know how to use my microwave. But I am done grading papers. Yeah!

    On a final note, it is getting increasingly difficult to identify “conservatives” and “liberals” these days. Seems like they’re mostly just words. Colbert, for instance . . . Aside from wacky arguments, the ever-fascinating barrage of insults exchanged between the two camps, and various truisms tossed around like a “salad” in Chris Rock’s prison, I see very little tangible differences between the alleged positions. It’s like trying to decide between “soda” and “pop.” We should probably just vote based on who has the better butt like we have the last four elections (it’s true).

    Oh, and Joel Madden is a tool.

  15. T.J.

    Bill “Falafel” O’Reilly from Fox News got his nickname on October 24, 2006 from the sexual harassment lawsuit in which he told his producer he wanted to put his “Falafel” in her after having strippers on his show earlier that day!!!

  16. T.J.

    Bill “Falafel” O’Reilly from Fox News got his nickname on October 24, 2006 from the sexual harassment lawsuit in which he told his producer he wanted to put his “Falafel” in her after having strippers on his show earlier that day!!!

  17. PetroB

    I’m not gonna get in the debate above, but why is it improbable that someone has a MS, JD, and visits this site? I know MDs with more time on their hands than Kot. I’m a lawyer and visit this site once or twice a day to laugh a long day off. My wife turned me onto it last year and it rocks!.

    Why would anyone break up with J. Simpson and date J. Aniston? Jessica is so hot! My wife is gonna kill me but I can’t help it!

  18. MG

    Colbert is a god.
    He has such balls to stand up at the correspondants dinner and tell off not only the President, but also the entire press corps for failing to do their jobs. Not only that, he’s a family man, a devout Catholic, extremely well educated, articulate, and, in his own words “ballsy.”

    and the only reason that “Papa Bear” came on the show is because his approval ratings were in the shitter. note that after Colbert came on the show, they raised by something like 10%. he’s old news and unpopular: Colbert and his biting political satire is the wave of the future.

  19. Ihateleftys

    I was a liberal until I grew up, had children and started having my wealth distributed to those liberals that are to lazy to get off their ass and get a job.

  20. Anglo

    Colbert is almost always incredibly annoying and unfunny and yes, morons, even the educated have time to surf the net. No, attending Law/Medical School does not make one a God.

  21. Genius

    I work as a physicist and have degrees in mathematics and chemistry. I just want to offer myself here as a wise counceler. Vote for McCain. He will keep us safe from all those mean and nasty countries. They all want to hurt us for no good reason. This a nation of very sweet people. We always have been and have never sent a troop on the ground of any other nation for any reason other than to spread the word of God.
    Praise the war and my the word of the Lord be heard loudly and triumphantly.

    I have long advocated painting red white and blue crosses on all of our military hardware as a totem of righteousness. Spread the word brothers!

    As to Colbert, he should not be making fun of a Wartime President. Bush is doing the work of God over there.

    Praise and hallowed be the name. Victory! Be patient if it takes 4 more years or 100 or even 1000 the end result is worth it. Raise taxes if need be for the greater good. Americans should be willing to work harder and longer for their country’s interests.

  22. Pisacha

    #20 “Ship them off to an island with high steel fences and barbed wire. They can have all the guns and $20 blowjobs they want. Give their women lots of makeup to try to cover up the ugliness within that can’t be covered”

    Or become President and get a free one with an intern right? Or head up to the Kenedy compound and get raped. Or die on the way home from a drunken Senator. Or become an aide for a Gov. (NJ) and have a three way with the Gov’s wife. Or maybe one day, just one day I will be proud of my country like Obama’s wife.

    Actually I am suprised there hasn’t been more hate spewing from the left. LOL, I guess they are to busy blaming the gas prices on Bush.

  23. Chris

    “Liberals are responsible for all of the progress in this country and the basic workplace and environmental rights we take for granted.

    Conservatives prefer a feudalistic country with horrible schools and public infrastructure.

    Liberals can kick conservatives’ asses because conservatives are a bunch of obese, smoking, religious wackos.”

    This statement is sad. I’m an athiest conservative. aka, Libertarian. Who gives a fuck if people find comfort in a religion? who gives a fuck if people want to destroy their lungs? Liberals usually are the Obese people who sue McDonalds for making them fat. You’re no one to say how people should live their life you fucking idiot. I hope you get hit by a train.

  24. catska2000

    this is the 2nd time the fish has mentioned donkun donuts!!!! what the FUUUUCK!!!! CAN WE ALL SAY STEALTH MARKETING!!!

  25. Erica

    You guys are all polarized with the “liberals” vs the “conservatives”, but really, it seems to me you all would be better off joining each other and forming a party for message board trolls. I think I can speak for rational liberals and conservatives when I say that the bile that is spewing out of you guys is truly shameful. These gross caricatures do nobody any good.

  26. Jonathan

    Ah, the old liberal vs. conservative schtick again. Let’s just face facts. Stupid people are going to be stupid. It doesn’t matter if they’re liberal or conservative. On one side, you got stupid conservatives who don’t believe in evolution and try to pass off their religious propaganda as science. On the other side, you got stupid liberals who want to turn America into a socialist country. Hello! You can’t fight the free market in the long run. Try taking an econ class before going off with your socialist bs.

    Point is, there are stupid people on both sides. Judge people individually, not because of some superficial liberal/conservative label. I know many intelligent people who support different presidential candidates, but they each have their own reasons and none of the are stupid enough to believe their candidate is without faults.

    Being a liberal doesn’t automatically make you right. Neither does being a conservative. Having fact based arguments backed by solid evidence, not faith-based religious bs, makes you right.

  27. Jonathan

    Damn Erica, you beat me to it ;-)

  28. Mok Thunder

    I didn’t think right wing nazi tards would come to this site. Love to hear you guys cry.

  29. republican

    O’Reilly does touch on issues that most hosts would not go near, and he does have a horrible temper. But, all in all, I would rather get news and hard facts from The O’Reilly Factor than Stewart (who has made the backbone of his show bashing the president, and sometimes our country) or Colbert (who gets paid to be an unabashed conservative nut job). The bottom line is, that as a conservative I believe in the absence of government in everyday life(minus what is outlined in Locke’s Social Contract Theory), low taxes, and capitalism. It has worked so far for our country. Unless, that is, that people forgot that we DO live in the greatest country in the world. God Bless.

  30. Arguman

    I think you’re all morons who should be shot out of a cannon, tenderized, then rocketed into space. There seriously needs to be a Department of Philosophy that negates any stupid arguments by either major party, noting the numerous logical fallacies each commit on a daily basis. I could go on about why each of the so-called conservative hardasses here have done by generalizing all left-learning liberals on this board are incorrect in their characterizations, but they probably won’t hear me over the sound of their own voices. There will be no peace unless each party stops “drinking the kool aid”. Thankfully the left knows how to laugh at themselves and the other side. Too bad the apparent majority of extreme right wingers get caught up in the false rhetoric their “moral” leaders indoctrinate them in.

  31. uh

    “Colbert (who gets paid to be an unabashed conservative nut job).”

    You are aware that Colbert’s show is satire and in fact, lampoons conservatism?

    Oh right, you listen to what Rush tells you, nvm

  32. Republican

    I am fully aware that Colbert’s show is satire, and he is paid to act like he does, where as Rush is who he is because he believes he is right. I find it odd that you would get defensive over me making a point about where people get there news. Not once did I mention Rush Limbaugh, and yet you assume that listen to him on the EIB network. Maybe you should read comments, let them sink in, and then attempt to understand the meaning of them before you retort. The point I was making is that as a conservative republican, I believe in less government involvement in everyday affairs which, in turn, will lead to lower taxes. I believe that capitalism and a competitive market is the best way to handle things economically, and I also believe that Locke’s social contract theory should outline the way a government is run. It seems that in every great expansion in government or that is government led, we observe certain freedom and liberties stripped from citizens. Read Somebody’s Gotta Say It, by Neal Boortz and maybe we can meet in the middle with a Libertarian point of view.

  33. Samantha

    Does anyone else confuse this guy with Bob Saget every time they see him?? Every time I see a pic of him, my immediate reaction is, “Why the fuck is Bob Saget in the news again after all these years??”

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