Stephen Hawking Got $100 Million To Look For Aliens

“Comrade Hawking is very confident he will be finding the aliens and also their wormholes. Very important to him are the wormholes. He is true scientist.”

Because science is awesome, Stephen Hawking has received $100 million from Russian billionaire Yuri Milner to search for alien life. And because we’re not awesome, we made way too many recordings about Big Wheel getting his dick wet in space because that’s how we – *sunglasses* – roll. HYEAAHHHH! *hangs self in garage*

 

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