Stephen Hawking Wants To Be A Bond Villain

Despite being an atheist, there are times when even I can’t deny the existence of a kind and benevolent god, and those times are when Stephen Hawking wants to be a Bond villain because, and I quote, “I think the wheelchair and the computer voice would fit the part.” So needless to say, you know exactly where this is going and with Photo Boy gone, it’s a fucking miracle there’s anything else on the site. Anyway, enjoy, and why do I suddenly get the feeling this was Stephen Hawking’s way of letting us know he put a Doomsday Device in his sex lounge? And I’m not talking about his penis! BAM. High five, Big Wheel- oh, right, paralyzed.

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