Stephen Hawking Reacts To Higgs Boson Discovery: ‘Looks Like I Lost A Bet’

July 5th, 2012 // 38 Comments
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Seen here pimping himself out to Big Bang Theory because dollar bills don’t grow on trees, Stephen Hawking has reacted to the recent discovery of a Higgs Boson (Don’t say God particle.) by humorously revealing it cost him a bet. Via Mashable:

“The great advances in physics came from experiments that gave results we didn’t expect,’ Hawking said in an interview with the BBC.
“For this reason, I had a bet with Gordon Kane of Michigan University that the next particle wouldn’t be found. It seems I have just lost $100,’ concluded Hawking with a smile.

In a random turn, Gordon Kane was mysteriously found dead this morning with the words, “Bow to the Wheel, bitch” written in bullets across his chest leaving police with zero suspects. On that note, here’s the good doctor’s reaction in his own words for all the lovers of science out there:


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  1. Boy Blunder

    Too bad he didn’t roll over the no talent douche sitting to his right.

  2. Left: Pussy Magnet, Right: Dick Magnet

  3. AAPL made me rich!

    I’ve got a stiff pole for your sweet hole. Anyone? Anyone? Pussies.

  4. Stephen Hawking is adorable

  5. I’ve never seen that fucking show, but that dude on the right is making the standard gay bottom smile. Is he gay?

    • Boy Blunder

      No idea, but he is an assmunch and has no talent. Show is fucking unwatchably bad too. The “hot” chick on there is average at best too.

    • The show gets a lot of props from “science people”, people who have opinions I actually respect, so I thought I’d give it a try.

      What an unwatchable piece of shit it is. It’s cliched beyond all imagination. geeky guy has crush on super hot chick who has him friendzoned and bangs dude after dude right in front of him.

      wow…funny. Also confusing…the part where the obviously super gay actor suddenly announces he’s gay. THAT actually made me laugh, I didn’t know we weren’t supposed to know

      • USDA Prime McBeef


        Richard McBeef, PhD

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        Cliched beyond ALL imagination. A show about smart people made for morons.

      • morga

        I saw this elsewhere:
        Big Bang Theory: Stupid jokes about smart people
        Arrested Development: Smart jokes about stupid people

        Thought it was pretty spot-on. Big Bang Theory suffers from all of the terrible CBS multi-camera sitcom cliches and foibles. There might be a good idea buried deep within, but the timing and presentation is just dogshit.

      • DusktillDawn

        Yeah, fucking cliches! As if all scientists are super-nerdy! You might as well claim that all commentators on this sight are sad, tit-obsessed wankers who like to ponder other people’s sexual orientation unless mum tells them to come up from the basement because dinner’s ready. Oh… wait.

      • El Jefe

        You should probably learn the difference between site and sight before you try to insult others and instead end up looking like a moron.

    • Lolz

      Yeah I think he came out not too long ago.

    • virginia

      yes he is gay.

  6. I have respect for a dude who actually enjoys physics ,strippers and sex clubs!

  7. Dr. Science

    Hawking is actually somewhat of a joke in the science community.

  8. Baron Wilhelm Otto

    Proves Hawing is a hack. Dude should stay to stripper pools

  9. Was the bet with god, and the one who could eat more hard boiled eggs didn’t have to spend the rest of his life as a horrible cripple?

  10. Joaquin ingles

    “concluded Hawking with a smile”


  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    At a cost of hundreds of millions of dollars and billions of man hours of patient observation, on July 4th 2012 Americans can finally claim to have discovered Kourtney is due in August

  12. vgrly

    I think this post flew over the head of about 95% of your readers.

  13. The Royal Penis

    When ever I find myself wallowing is self pity I remember Stephen Hawking and pick my lame ass back up.

  14. Obama

    The story is as much of a joke as this site. The Higgs Boson particle was NOT discovered. Even CERN is admitting that. They are claiming to have found everything but the particle.
    Its like saying we found bread crumbs here therefore we have found steak.
    Jesus Christ this world is doomed because of stupidty

    • BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

      CERN are claiming discovery. They found what they expected and they’re terrified now there might be nothing new the LHC can find.

    • whiskeyafternoon

      I know you’re an uneducated ass, but I’m willing to ask–precisely what do you mean by “they didn’t find the particle?”. they indeed found a particle consistent with the Higgs Boson. I’m sure you’re an avid reader of the particle physics literature, but that is a pretty unambiguous statement. Not sure what nonsense is in your twitter feed.

      In other news: big wheel needs $100 for therapeutic pussy!

  15. He looks like he lost a bet a LONG time ago.

  16. I have a bet to place, “bet you never get out of that chair.” I WIN.

  17. SeeAlice

    Sheldon is a homosexual . NO WAY LOL

  18. Was anybody suprised when this dude came out? If so, then I have a beatiful, down-to-earth 25 year old woman I’d like to introduce you to.

  19. Josh Sidekick

    So, Hawking is the Officer Farva of the science world?

    “Hey, Rabbit, nice Large Hadron Collider. What’s this called?”

    “Um, a Higgs Boson particle.”

    “Nice guess. Looks like I just lost a bet…. to MYSELF!”

  20. Looks like Hawking is going to have to save up a little longer for those pimped-out 36-inch rims.

  21. He looks like a hog wart.

  22. I take that back, more like a baby mole.
    [img] baby cap-340_255.jpg[/img]

  23. vandinz

    HAHA! Oh that Hawkin, always pulling faces behind people on photographs. You be careful young man, one day the wind will change and it’ll stay like that! What a card.

  24. herbiefrog

    well that’s three minutes of our life that we will never get back… i.e. yes reading your comments…

    mnow we understand why you post on this site…

    although ne of you was in the right area[ish]

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