Stephen Hawking Really Wanted A Woman Doctor.
He Didn’t Get it.

By: The Superficial / August 5, 2013

(I was just going to write a caption, but once this box is open, it really doesn’t want to be shut.)

Yesterday, the BBC aired their Doctor Who special which unveiled Peter Capaldi as the new Doctor. More importantly, Stephen Hawking was one of the guests and was asked who he’d like to see for a new Doctor, and not only did he say he hopes it’s a woman, but he fucking smiled like a pimp after he said it. You can’t make this shit up. Grab the nerd closest to you, and he/she will confirm these events occurred on our Earth during this timeline. Or just pretend this recording was his exact words like I did the second after I made it. This happened in real life:

Did I mention it’s almost impossible to stop making these? It’s almost impossible to stop making these:

The day I’m allowed to write “Stephen Hawking Fucks The Galaxy” is the day I’ll consider writing for television. Balls in your court, Nickelodeon.