Stephen Hawking Really Wanted A Woman Doctor.
He Didn’t Get it.

August 5th, 2013 // 12 Comments
Stephen Hawking

(I was just going to write a caption, but once this box is open, it really doesn’t want to be shut.)

Yesterday, the BBC aired their Doctor Who special which unveiled Peter Capaldi as the new Doctor. More importantly, Stephen Hawking was one of the guests and was asked who he’d like to see for a new Doctor, and not only did he say he hopes it’s a woman, but he fucking smiled like a pimp after he said it. You can’t make this shit up. Grab the nerd closest to you, and he/she will confirm these events occurred on our Earth during this timeline. Or just pretend this recording was his exact words like I did the second after I made it. This happened in real life:

Did I mention it’s almost impossible to stop making these? It’s almost impossible to stop making these:

The day I’m allowed to write “Stephen Hawking Fucks The Galaxy” is the day I’ll consider writing for television. Balls in your court, Nickelodeon.


  1. EricLR

    Just got the thought of Stephen Hawking hitting on a woman in that computer voice in my head. Can’t stop hearing it. WHY WON’T IT STOP???

  2. Tony Barolin

    He has a nice ass.

  3. “blasting a singularity in ‘dat ass” love it. go big wheel!

  4. aj

    Its Dr. Who, not Nurse Who-ha.

    • WTF, do you live in the Stone Age? Last time I checked there were lots of female doctors out there.

    • A father and son are in a terrible car accident. The father dies at the scene, but the son is rushed to the hospital and brought straight to the operating room. The doctor takes one look at the patient and says, “I can’t operate on this boy—he’s my son!” How is this possible?

      aj is stumped.

  5. Those people look like they’re terrified of snapping him like a rotted tree branch.

  6. Oh look, he can get out of his wheelchair in space. He should stay there.

  7. Swinton is my hope.

  8. DroolSpit

    Watch out for the drool spit spinning around in zero G!

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