Stephen Colbert Would Like To Talk About Gary Johnson Now
If you follow our stupid horseshit on Facebook and Twitter, then you probably know that I’ve been having some fun with Gary Johnson after he once again went on national television and embarrassed the fuck out of himself because someone hasn’t told him that legalizing weed doesn’t mean you have to smoke it so much you become it. So here’s Stephen Colbert going to town on why Johnson is not the third party candidate you’re desperately hoping for because this election has no mercy. However, in light of recent events, Gary seems pretty tame compared to, “Hey, did you see this fatass fuck on video?! I stew about things for days on end and yell about them at 3 a.m. Gimme the nukes!”
(I’m still going to leave this here though.)
Libertarianism is astrology for men.
— Dan (@dankmtl) July 8, 2012