Stephen Baldwin Blue Steel’d The Shit Out of His Mugshot

December 7th, 2012 // 21 Comments

Because “Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s” is one of those queer commie Bible verses that don’t count, Stephen Baldwin was arrested yesterday after basically failing to file tax returns with the state of New York for the last four years, according to TMZ:

According to the Rockland County District Attorney, Baldwin has failed to file returns for the years 2008, 2009, and 2010 — and owes NY state more than $350,000 in back taxes.
The D.A. said, “At a time when Rockland County and New York State face severe fiscal shortfalls, we cannot afford to allow wealthy residents to break the law by cheating on their taxes.”

Of course, this puts him in distinguished company these days, so God willing they’ll share a cell together. “No, wait, you can’t leave me here. Her Devil-hole burns with the same color as the enemy! The money’s in the toolshed. THE TOOLSHED!

Photo: Splash News

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  1. I think that *Blue Steel* and flirty pucker are aimed at Charlie Sheen.

  2. Looks like a super religious nutcase to me. Why do so many rich people dodge their taxes? Pay your fucking taxes, assholes. You’ll have enough left over for hookers & blow.

  3. Carla

    Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving bible humper.

  4. Ismoss

    Please do not try quoting the Bible when you no fucking idea what it means.

    • Deacon Jones

      Well how about this quote?

      4 But before they lay down, the men of the city, the men of Sodom, surrounded the house, both young and old, all the people from every quarter.
      5 They called to Lot, and said to him, “Where are the men who came in to you this night? Bring them out to us, that we may have sex with them.”
      6 Lot went out to them to the door, and shut the door after him.
      7 He said, “Please, my brothers, don’t act so wickedly.
      8 See now, I have two virgin daughters. Please let me bring them out to you, and you may do to them what seems good to you. Only don’t do anything to these men, because they have come under the shadow of my roof.”

  5. joe

    Looks like he’s going to the Derek Zoolander Prison for idiots who can’t follow laws good and wanna learn how to make pruno, too.

  6. EricLr

    Funny, Ben Stiller and Stephen Baldwin used to hate each other back in the day (apparently, there was the issue of a stolen girlfriend). There was even a bit about it that Stiller did on “The Ben Stiller Show” about how much he hated Stephen Baldwin.

  7. Carla

    nice!

  8. This fucker has duck lips on the natch!

  9. zomgbie

    lol.
    hey stephen meet ur cellmate- bubba.
    bubba say hi to stephie.

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    Stewid
    Commented on this photo:

    Obviously this is all a big mistake. It’s very easy to orget

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    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    “You look Mah-vaal-us!”

  12. Red

    “Of course, this puts him in distinguished company these days,”

    Like, the Secretary of the Treasury. Math, it’s sooo hard.

  13. dsmith

    He can lead the bible class in the clink.

  14. edvard munch

    I hope the bastard goes to jail after paying up the full amount.

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    Slamjam
    Commented on this photo:

    Props.

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