Stephen Baldwin Blue Steel’d The Shit Out of His Mugshot

Because “Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s” is one of those queer commie Bible verses that don’t count, Stephen Baldwin was arrested yesterday after basically failing to file tax returns with the state of New York for the last four years, according to TMZ:

According to the Rockland County District Attorney, Baldwin has failed to file returns for the years 2008, 2009, and 2010 — and owes NY state more than $350,000 in back taxes.
The D.A. said, “At a time when Rockland County and New York State face severe fiscal shortfalls, we cannot afford to allow wealthy residents to break the law by cheating on their taxes.”

Of course, this puts him in distinguished company these days, so God willing they’ll share a cell together. “No, wait, you can’t leave me here. Her Devil-hole burns with the same color as the enemy! The money’s in the toolshed. THE TOOLSHED!

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