Because “Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s” is one of those queer commie Bible verses that don’t count, Stephen Baldwin was arrested yesterday after basically failing to file tax returns with the state of New York for the last four years, according to TMZ:
According to the Rockland County District Attorney, Baldwin has failed to file returns for the years 2008, 2009, and 2010 — and owes NY state more than $350,000 in back taxes.
The D.A. said, “At a time when Rockland County and New York State face severe fiscal shortfalls, we cannot afford to allow wealthy residents to break the law by cheating on their taxes.”
Of course, this puts him in distinguished company these days, so God willing they’ll share a cell together. “No, wait, you can’t leave me here. Her Devil-hole burns with the same color as the enemy! The money’s in the toolshed. THE TOOLSHED!”
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I think that *Blue Steel* and flirty pucker are aimed at Charlie Sheen.
Looks like a super religious nutcase to me. Why do so many rich people dodge their taxes? Pay your fucking taxes, assholes. You’ll have enough left over for hookers & blow.
Amen, brother Don, and pass the coke & bitches!
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving bible humper.
Please do not try quoting the Bible when you no fucking idea what it means.
Well how about this quote?
4 But before they lay down, the men of the city, the men of Sodom, surrounded the house, both young and old, all the people from every quarter.
5 They called to Lot, and said to him, “Where are the men who came in to you this night? Bring them out to us, that we may have sex with them.”
6 Lot went out to them to the door, and shut the door after him.
7 He said, “Please, my brothers, don’t act so wickedly.
8 See now, I have two virgin daughters. Please let me bring them out to you, and you may do to them what seems good to you. Only don’t do anything to these men, because they have come under the shadow of my roof.”
But…that has nothing to do with paying taxes!
That’s one of my very favourite bible verses. Why doesn’t anybody bring that up when arguing with religious freaks about gay marriage and women’s rights?
because religious freaks only pick the parts of the bible they can use to oppress people
Looks like he’s going to the Derek Zoolander Prison for idiots who can’t follow laws good and wanna learn how to make pruno, too.
Funny, Ben Stiller and Stephen Baldwin used to hate each other back in the day (apparently, there was the issue of a stolen girlfriend). There was even a bit about it that Stiller did on “The Ben Stiller Show” about how much he hated Stephen Baldwin.
I loved that show. :)
nice!
This fucker has duck lips on the natch!
lol.
hey stephen meet ur cellmate- bubba.
bubba say hi to stephie.
Obviously this is all a big mistake. It’s very easy to orget
“You look Mah-vaal-us!”
“Of course, this puts him in distinguished company these days,”
Like, the Secretary of the Treasury. Math, it’s sooo hard.
He can lead the bible class in the clink.
I hope the bastard goes to jail after paying up the full amount.
Props.