Stephanie Seymour’s nipple is back

March 19th, 2010 // 91 Comments

Stephanie Seymour showed some more nipple in St. Bart’s yesterday and in the process proceeded to remind us that supermodels are our most precious commodity. I don’t really know what that statement means, but if anyone decides to store some in a bunker to avoid their extinction, I volunteer myself to turn that bunker into a heterosexual episode of Oz.

That sounded way less creepy in my head.

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. mimi

    She is ONLY 40…Look at Aniston’s body, is flawless in comparison…I think she let herself go, and surprisingly , since the tits are done and she had fat transfer to her face ….and that is only part of what she had done….But considering that the pictures were taken with long lenses and in the harsh light I think She looks very amazonian and voluptuous and still quite beautiful…

  2. oh i love that big nipples haha

  3. captain america

    imagine a HUGE pile of SHIT is coming down.?

  4. josh

    Hotter than your mum.

  5. Stop it!! You’re making all the fish smell like crotch-rot!!!

  6. I figured the earlier blurry pics were camouflaging a lot of unpleasant details, but these aren’t bad.

  7. datroof

    See this fatties? This is how REAL women look. How real women who really care how they look, look.

    So put down the bigmacs. Step back from the ben and jerrys. Keep on driving right past the krispy kremes.

    And then when you get home, stand in front of the mirror and see how disgusting and bloated you still are. YOU JUST STARTED. Food is only half the problem. Now get outside and start seating and working out. Stop pissing and moaning like spoiled children that men don’t find your bovine-like form attractive anymore, and put some work into actually looking better.

    And someday, if you care enough to pass up the snacks and put in the hard work, you can be attractive to the opposite sex again. Unlike you now. In your resemblance to a bloated pig that has been dead for 3 weeks.

    Now Stephanie Seymour. She is a real woman. Who is really sexy and really attractive because she really works at it and doesn’t make whiny excuses because she can’t shovel in every fucking she can get her frosting-encrusted fingers on. Like you do you disgusting cow.

    So get to work fatties. This means you.

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo……….

  8. datroof

    “sweating” godammit

  9. tony romo

    #40 picture “orsgasm face”

  10. bossvnnv

    Somewhere on earth, Axl Rose is maturbating to this.

  11. siempre erección

    This is what a gorgeous, healthy woman looks like after having babies. I wish I could say I’m turned on.

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  13. Nero

    Does this woman know that i’m a most skilled and awesome lover? (Thanks Darth for all your expert advice and teachings).

  14. That’s really mean. She looks awesome at her age and most people do have cellulite.

  15. Rex

    I am not going to lie, I got to picture 8 and had to take care of business

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  20. How do you get all these beach fotos?? some one has a great job!

  21. This pics were taken with NO makeup and under direct sunlight and not freaking photoshop.

  22. grazer

    (Still) absolutely sensational!

  23. Time is ruthless. Good luck to the commenters trying to win PC points. Every inch of her shows the damage caused by aging. That’s why God gave guys divorce and an endless supply of gullible young chicks with daddy complexes.

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  28. nice looking good

  29. very nice bikini

  30. after nazi franken-nipples, these are so welcome! gorgeous little ones, too. Nice body!

  31. Zaraki

    Oh, shit…I’m faping….^^

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  33. Tom
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a beautiful body and knows it

  34. Nunya Bidnaz
    Commented on this photo:

    She is one hot momma! Incredibly hot! If that were my mom I’d probably have a boner too… lol.

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