Stephanie Seymour in a swimsuit: Mostly still hot!

December 21st, 2008 // 82 Comments

Here’s somebody I had completely forgotten about: Former supermodel Stephanie Seymour. Back in the day, Stephanie was up there with the likes of Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer, and she was one of the original Victoria’s Secret Angel. You might also remember her as Axl Rose’s girlfriend who he beat the shit out of then tried to sue for $100,000 after they broke up. In case he forgot, I included two pics just for Axl (Here and here.), so he can cry a little bit harder the next time he fails to bang Kelly Osbourne. Merry Christmas!

NOTE: Added the classic Guns N’ Roses video “November Rain” featuring Stephanie and the greatest Slash solo ever after the jump.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Parker

    I hate buttfucking girls on the beach cause they get sand stuck in their crack and it gets in their ass where it just rubs you raw. But sandy ass or not, I’d still fuck this girl in the ass.

  2. truth

    An older woman can still be attractive, but she can’t be “hot”. Hot is young.

  3. Whoaaa

    Well I really like the 5th persons comments as someone already notes…Seymour has fake tits. Im not quite sure how someone wo had the relationship with Axl could be viewed as a uplifting force for women??? maybe look at sarah palin instead, burn. But we all know breaking Axl’s heart was the worst thing she could have done cause he went on to make chinese democracy…which sounds like he tried to channel his inner Trent Reznor but did it 10 years too late…any way Axl’s still a badass just not as badass as Reznor…or Seymour’s fake tits…

  4. jesus

    damn that little girl is smoking!

  5. Jasmin

    The third picture from the last – I think it’s beautiful! Such a happy mom-child moment!

  6. jesus

    3rd from last pic looks like she is cornholing the little tramp!

  7. xyz

    if it weren’t for the fake tits she would be very average.

  8. April

    Thank you, 21, I was just going to say the same thing. There is NO way Stephanie Seymour nowadays even comes close to comparing to Adriana OR Alessandra, so don’t even bother trying. If you want to know the honest to God truth, there’s no way early ’90s Stephanie compares to Adriana Lima, period. Fake tits and a fucked up nose compared to a Brazilian goddess? People, sit down and stfu.

    Who cares about Stephanie? Money-grubbing, just as abusive as he was, and a former cokehead to boot. Whoo.

  9. you.dont.know.shite

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  10. nastyjay

    God i wanna cream in her

  11. you.dont.know.shite

    Oops…I forgot the “aye-yiy-yiy-yiy” part. Sorry.

  12. moron

    32, you are absolutely retarded.

    In pic 2, she has hips. In pic 7, she has nicely shaped thighs and an ass. No shape? Yeah, dream on. Now go back to eating your donuts. Some of you people are soo deluded. You can say a woman isn’t hot all day, but saying it isn’t gonna make it true somehow.

    Btw, this is what Stephanie Seymour looked like back in the day:

    http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll198/inga2222/zy_stephanie_seymour_versace_09.jpg

    And this is what she looks like now in a bikini:

    http://egotastic.com/image?path=0607/stephanie-seymour-bikini-04.jpg&info=Stephanie%20Seymour%20bikini%20pictures

    The verdict? Still hotter than YOU.

  13. snyggast

    she was going out with a 50 year old at age 16.

  14. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    I WISH I LOOKED THAT GOOD, MY BODY LOOKS LIKE 300LBS
    OF CHEWED GUM, IM INSECURE AND ASHAMED OF MYSELF SO
    I POST RACIST DUMB SHIT, I SHOULD PROBABLY DRINK DRANO
    TILL PASS OUT, BUT THEN I COULDNT WHINE ABOUT WHITE PPL,
    SUCKS TO BE ME HUH?

  15. Turncoat

    Fake tits never get old.

    My kind of woman, plus Axl Rose beat all the will out of her in the 1980′s. She’d be very compliant. ;-)

  16. TNT

    she looks so happy with her kid…how adorable

  17. Axl Rose

    I tapped that in her prime. Then quit my job, got some bad plastic surgery and a worse weave. Scott Weiland ain’t got shit on me.

    -Axl

  18. NY Ted

    Holy sand castles…In photo # 7…I’d hop on that like a German Shepard in heat for a month and pound her until the sun went down…or my balls fell off!

    And all the while I’d be holding on for dear life to those gorgeous tits of hers.

    Steph… the Victoria days may be long gone…BUT YOU ARE STILL A BABE!

  19. nfan12

    TYVM!

  20. BLACK GUY WITH AIDS

    @32

    I AM A PROUD BLACK MAN AND I WOULD TEAR THAT SHIT UP, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF NEGRESS!

  21. omg

    is it just me or is the little girl getting a nice ab thing too?

  22. omg

    is it just me or is the little girl getting a nice ab thing too?

  23. KoT

    Stephanie is still hot and GNR is still one of the best bands ever!

  24. Monkey's Bone

    I could definately get behind that

  25. Monkey's Bone

    Guns-N-Roses Blow
    They’re a self-indulgent and out-of-date act.
    Industrial Rock they call it now

  26. pahah

    Mein Gott! And I’m not flippin even German!

  27. Bill Victus

    Of the original supermodels (Tiegs, Brinkley, Crawford, Schiffer), Stephanie was always my fave. She seemed always to be low-key but you got the sense that underneath she was kinky (i.e. kinky a la Liz Hurley, although Liz was NOT low-key). She also had the best butt of the group–the often fantasized about, but not as often seen, perfect tear-drop/heart-shaped butt. Her ass still looks great, but I agree she added fake boobs over the years. I wonder why? Maybe the kids hanging off her real ones had her go for a boob-job, and I’ve never known a woman who went for fake boobs that didn’t go ‘big.’

  28. Derek

    Funny, Axl comes out with a long awaited album and all of the sudden we see professional butt shots of Stephanie on the internet. Looks to me like she hired this photographer or at least played to the camera!

  29. She still is outstanding My kind of woman, plus Axl Rose beat all the will out of her in the 1980′s. She’d be very compliant. ;-)

  30. yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    Spank and eat.

  31. whattawhore
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to make a deposit.

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