Here’s somebody I had completely forgotten about: Former supermodel Stephanie Seymour. Back in the day, Stephanie was up there with the likes of Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer, and she was one of the original Victoria’s Secret Angel. You might also remember her as Axl Rose’s girlfriend who he beat the shit out of then tried to sue for $100,000 after they broke up. In case he forgot, I included two pics just for Axl (Here and here.), so he can cry a little bit harder the next time he fails to bang Kelly Osbourne. Merry Christmas!
NOTE: Added the classic Guns N’ Roses video “November Rain” featuring Stephanie and the greatest Slash solo ever after the jump.
Photos: Splash News
Omar | December 21, 2008 at 7:07 pm
FIRST!!!!
The greatest solo was by Brian May in “Bohemian Raphsody”…. GN’R was gay at best…
Of yeah… and i’d still hit it hard….
Slash | December 21, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I’d still hit it again (and again). My Solo did rule. Queen is gay (just ask freddie)…
Bro bro | December 21, 2008 at 7:27 pm
top ten… just like stephanie seymour
Fan | December 21, 2008 at 7:49 pm
She has slender figure and is so hot…I’m a hip chick and interested in exotic things, I have my photos on ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***. If u want to chat with me, just find me out.
lori | December 21, 2008 at 8:05 pm
She is a very beautiful, sensual woman and looks happy in these photos. It’s so nice to see a natural, classy beauty for a change. Hey, here’s a thought. maybe if you stop posting pictures of fake, plastic, grotesque train wrecks, we won’t have to all get dragged down into the mud with them, and can instead be inspired and uplifted by people like Stephanie Seymour.
necessaryROUGHness | December 21, 2008 at 8:09 pm
she still got it! I dont see any cottage cheese on that azz in pic 7 and most importantly shes a mom with mams…
*nothing last forever, indeed*
2.0 | December 21, 2008 at 8:10 pm
she is a plain american woman…
dave | December 21, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Estranged has a much better guitar.
@yourmoms | December 21, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Nice ass for a mom! She’s just skinny, though. Upper body is no match for Sarah Maclachlan’s gun show!
hollywood_hillbilly | December 21, 2008 at 8:31 pm
@douchie: if she is a “mom with mams” does that make you a fag with a supressed gag(reflex)?
jessi babi | December 21, 2008 at 8:34 pm
go stepaniee, she looks good y’all
I'dHitIt | December 21, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Axl is dumb f@ck and Chinese Democracy blows. I got $5 bucks that says she gives up the balloon knot with a smile on her face. What a sexy little MILF.
tromba | December 21, 2008 at 8:43 pm
“Sorta Still Hot”
Ya Think? Please explain what would NOT be “Sorta Still Hot.”
jt | December 21, 2008 at 8:44 pm
what do you mean sort of? i can hardly breath over here.
lindary | December 21, 2008 at 9:00 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 21, 2008 at 9:02 pm
total MILF
Rich | December 21, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Ya what the hell is this “sort of ” crap. This is a woman who looks better than today’s mousey looking so-called supermodels! I think your viewpoint is a little skewed. Hell I can look back through all of the posts and see the other women you crowned as “hot” – sick and wrong. Is that her kid? I wonder if the Father is ugly. At least it’s not another pic of cunt Canadian bacon Pamela Lee.
amanda | December 21, 2008 at 9:10 pm
shes beautiful
GnR is the best!!!!!
mimi | December 21, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Yes! Gotta go rub one out.. thinking about motorboating that fine ass.. look, can’t you see it calling my name in pic 6? Yummmmm, here I cummmmmm
DamnShesHot! | December 21, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Okay, maybe Claudia Schiffer at her bes was in her league, but not Cindy Crawford. Cindy Crawford was hot before people knew what real hot was. Stephanie Seymour could still rock Victoria’s Secret!!!
Realist | December 21, 2008 at 10:08 pm
# 17, gimme a break. Stephanie looks great. I’d hit it. But only in bizzaro world is the 2008 Stephanie Seymoure hotter than girls like Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosia.
Joe | December 21, 2008 at 10:26 pm
So “she looks great at her age” – who the fuck cares??? If you’re a balding pot-bellied middle age commenter then sure, she must be some sort of fantasy girl for you today, in comparison to that wadding pork-on-the-hoof you call a wife. But if you’re a guy who’s NOT over-the-hill? Take away this disgusting “hot mommy” pathetic sexuality display and show me girls in their prime.
Matthew | December 21, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Meh.
When she was young she was too skinny.
Now she’s too old.
Next.
Ted from Portland | December 21, 2008 at 10:33 pm
#22,
Joe, you’re a cunt.
Rob | December 21, 2008 at 10:35 pm
What I don’t understand is that a peeping tom taking pictures of crotches and such gets arrested and labeled a sex offender but paparazzi can purposely take crotch and panty shots and post them all over the internet and get paid for them? Such a weird society we live in.
necessaryROUGHness | December 21, 2008 at 10:46 pm
I saw kelly osbourne on Stern when she was younger,,,i thought she was going be hot,,,boy was i wrong…
I guess shes going to lose the baby fat when she reaches 50, like her mom!
Mal | December 21, 2008 at 10:50 pm
yo # 5 – Seymour has implants. She’s not a ‘natural woman’.
Cartman | December 21, 2008 at 10:58 pm
She is a very fine MILF now.
matt | December 21, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Yeah, she’s still gorgeous. I remember not being a huge fan when she did Victoria’s Secret and dated Axl/was in all their videos. Now though – she’s smokin’ at 40! Total MILF!
gerard Vandenberg | December 21, 2008 at 11:44 pm
agree, THE BISCUITS ARE WAITING, folks!!
F-Obama | December 22, 2008 at 12:05 am
Great ass for a MILF!
THAT_GIRL_JENN | December 22, 2008 at 1:02 am
SHAPELESS BODY – CHECK
IMPLANTS – CHECK
OKAY GREAT, I AM EVERY WHITE MAN’S DREAM NOW!
I BET YOU WOULD ALL CALL HER UGLY IF SHE WASN’T ENHANCED AND STARVED HERSELF.
HATE ON KIM AND YOU WOULD DO THIS CHICK? YOU WHITE GUYS ARE GAY AS F*CK.
Fernanado Narcos | December 22, 2008 at 1:29 am
#32-Sorry about your anus.I understand all that negro penis has left you with no option but to wear half a box of maxipads in your pooper at all times.
Yes,white women are much more attractive than simian Northern Arab monkeys.
Jackson'shole | December 22, 2008 at 1:48 am
She looks fantastic. She’s had like 4 kids too. I’m glad she’s wearing a one piece–it looks much more classy than a bikini at her age.
Ballsack | December 22, 2008 at 1:49 am
Her daughter is sooo fine I want to smell her bathing suit. I have to go wack off now!
Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | December 22, 2008 at 2:23 am
she looks like sarah palin!
Scrodo | December 22, 2008 at 3:12 am
I would love to suckle her sweet breasteses.
Humpty dumpty | December 22, 2008 at 3:15 am
I like poster 5s comments as someone else noted… Stephanie Seymour has fake tits and her whole deal with axl n the 80s doesn’t meet the “great natural woman to look up too” who knows what she was on… Ne way breaking up with axl’s badass was the worst thing that happens to them because A.no more novemeber rain. B no more Seymour nude pics. C axl forgot to call trent reznor to coach him up on Chinese garbage since he tried to reznor it but failed… But axls still a badass. Just not as badass as Trent and seymour a+ boob job bak n tha day
Fernanado Narcos | December 22, 2008 at 3:26 am
#38-Guys who beat women are badass?
Moron.
friendlyfires | December 22, 2008 at 5:04 am
Damn you, Fish Al, you had to ruin the moment by including pictures of the kid in a bathing suit. Well, I HATE SUGAR COOKIES!
Where’s the entrance to the batcave? Thank you, Claudia, mmmm, warm mouth, yeah, that’s better.
Bad Christmas for you, Fish Al, you better make up for that slip up, big time!
thatshot | December 22, 2008 at 5:38 am
yea i think white boys r raised to be gay cause how can you prefer her over kim kardashian? the closer the girl looks like a skinny white guy, the hotter they are. don’t get it
dan | December 22, 2008 at 6:05 am
The only good thing about chicks like Kim is that you can wipe your dick off on their backhair when you’re done with them.
Belowitall | December 22, 2008 at 7:26 am
Um, hello…..wonder if she can pass on who did the superb job on her chest. Plastic ain’t half bad when that is the result!!
Blancmange is really nasty | December 22, 2008 at 7:37 am
Wow, Stephanie Seymour’s still around? Well, I guess she looks good for a man-stealing whore. Looks like it was a genuine “love match” between her and her married tycoon husband — er, wonderful older lover. So it’s all right to slam Angelina Jolie for being a slut and not Seymour? Well, I guess with all the four-eyed, pencil-necked geeks on this site, it’s all right to “slam” them both … but a hooker Stephanie Seymour was, and a hooker Stephanie Seymour remains. Nice crotch shots, though.
WTF | December 22, 2008 at 8:25 am
WTF – GNR were drag queens in the 80s and you’ve got to post a talentless 9 minute video based on the irrelevance of a washed up super-model who is happy living a life of a MILF in suburbia??? WTF??? What about some little hottie like Maria Sansone that actually has a career.
Maria, I love you!!!!
Dee | December 22, 2008 at 8:42 am
Slash rules.
jennifer | December 22, 2008 at 9:00 am
She looks GREAT! And she’s a mom, too. Good for her!
RichPort's Ghost | December 22, 2008 at 9:19 am
I whacked off to her enough in the early 90s… no one more dolphin flogging for you Steph!
Sheva | December 22, 2008 at 9:23 am
Man who knows that much about this chick to know who she’s married to?
The fact that she married anybody other than the obviously demented Axl Rose shows a modicum of intelligence.
She does look really pale out there on the beach. I remember she was really hot but she looks good, healthy and that’s a rear any woman could be proud of at any age.
Shoot, more American women would do well to make note that this is the proper size of an ass, not three times larger.
Sickitten | December 22, 2008 at 9:26 am
About 6 yrs ago she was promoting something at the Polo Challenge in Bridgehampton under the white tent and she looked around giving the intense sexy eye stare like she was still on the VS catwalk. She looked like such an ass.