Stephanie Pratt’s cleavage and other news

December 17th, 2009 // 47 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow hawks hotels now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Audrina Patridge invited to the premiere of Avatar. — I don’t get it. [PopEater]

- Adrianne Curry riding a mechanical bull. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Tiger Woods is forced to sleep on his million dollar yacht. HAVE YOU NO SOUL, ELIN?! [Celebslam]

- Rihanna debuts “Hard.” [Just Jared]

- Chris Henry of the Cincinatti Bengals learned a valuable about jumping into moving vehicles: Don’t. [The Blemish]

- Pink criticizes Britney Spears for lip-syncing because no one told her it’s not nice to insult the mentally challenged. Retard. [Betty Confidential]

- Rebecca Gayheart should probably not make a sex tape anytime soon. For humanity’s sake. [Splash News]

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  1. Brandon

    Seriously–how effing hard is it to spell “Cincinnati” correctly?

  2. Me

    Rargh. I’d motorboat them.

  3. Kathy

    My thoughts exactly Brandon. It’s Cincinnati people, c’mon!

  4. Richard McBeef

    She’s better than that horse cunt.

    Actually you spell it like this – fuck off.

  5. peter

    Rebecca Gayheart should probably not make a sex tape anytime soon. For humanity’s sake

    Vintage Superficial!!

  6. who dat

    The yacht you have pictured in the tiger woods story above is the “George Town”…not the “Privacy”.

  7. Craig

    And cue the “ZOMG DON’T MAEK FUN OF CHRIS HENRY ITS TOO CROOL!!!11!” people in 3…

    2..

    1…

  8. FDSY

    ZOMG DON’T MAEK FUN OF CHRIS HENRY ITS TOO CROOL!!!11

  9. F'ER

    Oh yeah, I’d fuck that. Give me a call babe.

  10. J

    Chris Henry learned a valuable what?

  11. Yeah...

    Wow, prat’s sure had a buttload of surgery.

  12. Emily

    Please learn how to spell “Cincinnati” correctly. It’s not that difficult.

  13. Uhhh

    Pretty classy quip about Chris Henry.

  14. that's not cleavage

    cleavage is when the breasts are pushed up and together and they touch, like an ass crack. technically that’s just her sternum. and she looks like a trollsen here.

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  18. Egbert

    WOAH – Stephanie Pratt looks kinda hot! The nose job pretty well done – must get the name of that surgeon for my wife.

  19. Stephanie Pratt’s, dress is a little too low stitched. She looks stunningly beautiful though.

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  21. mike

    superficial writer: you usually at least feign sensitivity when reporting a death. why not for chris henry? have some class.

  22. NOpe

    Yeah, too soon & not even funny. Also, It’s “Cincinnati” dumb ass.

  23. "Cincinatti" fan (apparently now with two t's)

    you’ve got to be in the minority of people who think Chris Henry dying is funny. poor guy was just starting to turn his life around, why is that funny that he’s dead? At least not the day it happened…jeez…not cool superfish. I met him once, what a neat guy. so talented. It’s a damn tragedy.

  24. I like her eyes color & perfect skin~~~grace & charm~~~

  25. stupidass

    million dollar yacht, eh?

  26. so beautiful and elegant, i like that

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  28. is that sara jessica parkers daughter?

  29. Ptentacle

    RIP Chris Henry. I understand it’s good to find the humor in everything. I failed on this account.

    Although I have to give props for SW not pulling any punches. Except when he hits his girlfriend. I mean, she IS is girlfriend after all. He’s not going to hit her like he would a normal woman.

    PT

  30. Premo Rough

    I heard before the crash the girlfriend said: Henry if you fall off that truck and break both of your legs dont come running to me….obviously the situation took a turn for the worse…RIP Henry @ at hopefully your funeral will cost less than your planned wedding…

  31. JiggaJay

    Who cares about this waste of life??? Other than the fact that I would tie her slutty ass up and sodomize her for days…..

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  33. Craig

    “Based on information gathered by police at the scene, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiancée got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiancée was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the truck.”

    Damn. IF ONLY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IN SOME WAY!

  34. Jeff

    making fun a dead kid, real classy f-tard

  35. dontlooknow

    Re: Adrienne Curry. Sure, she’s a stupid celebri-ho. But it sure seems like Chris Knight is pimping out his bride all of a sudden. Who needs the money here?
    Maybe she’s getting tired of his old-man (oops! SHORT old-man) ass…

  36. Kangaroo

    more makeup = better makeup

    not really.

  37. Dibs

    I thought the Chris Henry thing was funny. Represent.

    Also I am going to go ahead and defend you on the spelling error too because…well it’s just not an important enough city.

  38. tom

    Chris Henry quip was funny. If we can’t make fun of dead assholes, who can we make fun of?

  39. Sloane

    Ew, who does she think she is? Blake Lively? Hardly.

  40. Katty

    Has anyone else noticed that her nipple is totally popping out of her dress in the main pic?
    Yikes

  41. Dani

    so tell me…in that first pic doesn’t she look just like Edie Falco? ya kno, AKA Mrs. Tony Soprano?

  42. Steph has a big ol’ horseface. Not like I haven’t know nother Stephs with big/jaws and horsefaces.

  43. DO NOT TIE HAIR BACK PRATT. Learn from Blake Lively’s mistakes. Also, if the dress is ugly, just go naked.

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