Stephanie Pratt thinks she has a career

Stephanie Pratt apparently thinks it’ll be a smart move to quit The Hills, according to Hollyscoop:

Audrina Patridge has already scored her own reality show on MTV with Mark Burnett, so where does that leave Stephanie Pratt and Lo Bosworth?
“I think Audrina, Lo and I are all going to leave after these 10 episodes,” Stephanie told Hollyscoop exclusively during our “Closet Raiders” segment, which airs on ‘Hollyscoop’ TV on KTLA this Sunday night.
“I don’t know how much more I can take of The Hills,” added Stephanie. “The Hills is very brutal.”
She adds, “We’ve all grown up. It’s not the original girls moving to LA trying to make it. Right now everyone’s fighting to be the queen or king of LA.”

Right. Because when I think of the king or queen of LA, I think about one of the vapid automatons from the The Hills. These kids are seriously delusional, and also the laziest fuckers I’ve ever met. Stephanie makes $65,000 an episode for doing nothing more than having the same last name as her brother. For half the price, I’d not only change my last name to Pratt, but create tense scenarios by randomly touching my cast-mates breasts. You can’t buy that kind of drama. (Except for the price I mentioned earlier.)

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