Stephanie Pratt in a swim.. thing

July 9th, 2009 // 79 Comments

Sorry for the late start, folks. Whatever wizardry that lets me post to the site decided to shit the bed this morning, so here’s Stephanie Pratt in San Diego yesterday wearing some sort of swimwear. If it’s supposed to draw attention away from her awkward hips: Mission accomplished. On a related note, how does this chick always manage to show as much breast as possible without any sign of nipple? It’s like they’re little ninjas. Or ghosts. *hides under bed*


  1. john

    she is really sexy. seems that she is very hot on ~~((((((cougar matching . co m ))))~~`

    that is a free sugar dating club. she must go there to find
    someone. i also saw her hot pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won’t

    know how…she is.

  2. jojo

    good nose job – must have used Heidi’s doctor! Lips plumped and the whole nine yards….ugly body though – will be hard fixing that up….

  3. lola

    She has a beautiful body and face. Barely any makeup at all! I am sure she spends a fortune on her skin and fitness, but it shows. She looks a lot like Ashlee Simpson to me now.

  4. Nero

    I’ve to admit that this bikini is an improvement in comparison with her Sumo-bikini.

  5. Darth

    I’m not complaining but didn’t she pull up her mini dress a bit too high? I can see her panties.

  6. Rhialto

    She’s wearing her mini skirt as a top!? Who’s her stylist?

  7. her shape disgusts me

  8. I found a great site “”"”"B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n gDoTc O m “”"”"” It ‘s where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a sexy beauties and even hot celebs and make it true!

  9. I found a great site “”"”"B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n gDoTc O m “”"”"” It ‘s where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a sexy beauties and even hot celebs and make it true!

  10. mikeock

    Sorry, Pratt haters – I’d hit that hard.

  11. Meseret Hailu

    Nice. How do I get a tree scholarship in fashin desinging?

  12. Tom K

    What a disgusting, ackward, bitch!!!!!

  13. uh

    Bottom line is that she has no waistline and it looks weird and awkward. Her face is really plain, but if you guys are okay with Audrina, I’m sure you’ll adjust to this new unremarkable reality star.

  14. fribble

    “dink squeeze – July 9, 2009 11:58 AM
    @10 America is full of fake celebrities. Americans are a bunch of talentless morons.”

    …and the peasant eurotrash contingent is heard from, again.
    Like anyone cares.

  15. dink squeeze

    #64
    Apparently you do :)

  16. gahe

    OK!! what about this girl’s bikinis, she’s no ugly, she has a nice body but she wears the most unflattering swimwear !!

  17. Fribble

    “#65
    Apparently you do :)”

    Incorrect. You may go back to eating your boiled turnips, peasant.

  18. R.I.P.Each

    Roast beef with Mustard! Order Up!

  19. Mika

    That swimming costume is so ill-fitting on her body. The top doesn’t have much support, which make her look like she has saggy breasts, and the bottom makes her look like she has poopy pants. Having a boyish figure, giving her the illusion of lack of hips, doesn’t help either. It would’ve perhaps looked more flattering on her if it were a size or two smaller?

  20. Yuck

    She needs to FIRE HER STYLIST NOW!!!! This is the second time in two weeks that bikini pictures make her look worse than Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies.
    Her evil brother* probably had her contract written so that she can never look better than his gaping-pie-hole-mate*…
    (*I refuse to type or speak their names, ever, ever again) (unless it’s a eulogy)

  21. yeah

    #30 B’waahahahahahahaha

  22. Lone Wolf

    Dude, some of your captions are WORTH the look at, uh, THIS. You’re a fuckin’ riot & I dig your site.

    At least Ali Landry still looks hot after squeezin’ out a pup.

    Used to be a big Ali Landry fan, but ‘TRYING’ to grow up myself. Guess it ain’t working. L.o.L.!

    Peace Bro,

    -Lone Wolf

  23. Lone Wolf

    Dude, some of your captions are WORTH the look at, uh, THIS. You’re a fuckin’ riot & I dig your site.

    At least Ali Landry still looks hot after squeezin’ out a pup.

    Used to be a big Ali Landry fan, but ‘TRYING’ to grow up myself. Guess it ain’t working. L.o.L.!

    Peace Bro,

    -Lone Wolf

  24. charlotte

    why do you guys have to be so harsh? I’m pretty sure 99% of you have a body thats no where near as good as stephs. i mean come on, no one is perfect so stop picking at her faults, shes a pretty girl & theres just no need to be so god damn horrible.

    & as for, ”It would’ve perhaps looked more flattering on her if it were a size or two smaller?” .. if she was two sizes smaller she would be skin & bones. yes reeeeeeeeeeeal healthy!

  25. charlotte

    why do you guys have to be so harsh? I’m pretty sure 99% of you have a body thats no where near as good as stephs. i mean come on, no one is perfect so stop picking at her faults, shes a pretty girl & theres just no need to be so god damn horrible.

    & as for, ”It would’ve perhaps looked more flattering on her if it were a size or two smaller?” .. if she was two sizes smaller she would be skin & bones. yes reeeeeeeeeeeal healthy!

  26. charlotte

    okay forget the last bit, sorry i read it wrong.

  27. H_Chick

    theres a lot’a sag in those puppies

  28. tigerlily

    she looks good!

  29. She has got such a hilarious body i must say . Truly awesome in swim suit. What a gorgeous woman i must say . But stephanie’s breast become so shaggy i must say . What is happening with her..??

Leave A Comment