Stephanie Pratt in a swim.. thing

July 9th, 2009 // 79 Comments

Sorry for the late start, folks. Whatever wizardry that lets me post to the site decided to shit the bed this morning, so here’s Stephanie Pratt in San Diego yesterday wearing some sort of swimwear. If it’s supposed to draw attention away from her awkward hips: Mission accomplished. On a related note, how does this chick always manage to show as much breast as possible without any sign of nipple? It’s like they’re little ninjas. Or ghosts. *hides under bed*

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Comments (79)

  1. Olivia | July 9, 2009 at 11:42 am

    they’re

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  2. ERICA | July 9, 2009 at 11:42 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    the fuck?

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  3. uh | July 9, 2009 at 11:43 am

    Uh, these reality girls are so annoying. People who have no talent should be beautiful or else they can just live out their life like a normal person. The only person from Laguna Beach or whatever the fuck the show is called now that deserves attention is Kristin Cavallari. The rest are rich girls who couldn’t make themselves worthy of so much attention with all the money in the world.

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  4. britneysucks | July 9, 2009 at 11:45 am

    Why are you posting pics of this nobody? For someone who is young and never had children, she certainly has a sub par body.

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  5. Tad Bit Tipsy | July 9, 2009 at 11:47 am

    About as classy as a burnt steak with ripple blanc… Top Secret baby.

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  6. chupacabra | July 9, 2009 at 11:47 am

    That’s a body only a brother could love.

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  7. Pol | July 9, 2009 at 11:49 am

    She’s go no hips, but her cans aren’t bad.

    Legs are good, ass is average. No cellulite, but not much shape, either.

    She’s not athlete, that’s for sure. She could really improve that body with some hard work.

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  8. RichPort's Ghost | July 9, 2009 at 11:51 am

    Seriously Fish, how much are they paying you to try and make a story out of this homely Kirsten Dunst looking beeotch?

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  9. BonnieBell | July 9, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Wow, another really ugly swimsuit on her. The color alone is enough to make me want to punch her. Totally wrong shade of yellow on her. And who the heck ever thought that those styles of swuimsuits look good on ANYONE???

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  10. Sportsdvl | July 9, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Only in America can someone become a “celeb” because their brother is a fake “celeb”.

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  11. Mandy | July 9, 2009 at 11:52 am

    well if i wanted to know what spencer would look like with a womans body mission accomplished steph omg she looks like a man im not joking i dont find her attractive at all which would be why she cant keep a man in her life tha t and the fact that spencer has a problem with every guy she dates because hes secretly in love with her because hes so in love with himself Heidi is just a decoy he loves him some stepanie ewwww incest is best right

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  12. Mandy | July 9, 2009 at 11:53 am

    well if i wanted to know what spencer would look like with a womans body mission accomplished steph omg she looks like a man im not joking i dont find her attractive at all which would be why she cant keep a man in her life tha t and the fact that spencer has a problem with every guy she dates because hes secretly in love with her because hes so in love with himself Heidi is just a decoy he loves him some stepanie ewwww incest is best right

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  13. dink squeeze | July 9, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Her new nose looks good. It made her better looking. Her and Ashley Simpson. Weird how a nose job can suddenly make someone attractive.

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  14. ToTellTheTruth | July 9, 2009 at 11:55 am

    WHY did you waste time putting this NOBODY bitch’s pics up….

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  15. jumpin_j | July 9, 2009 at 11:56 am

    She has no nipples. She’s a witch and needs to be burned at the stake. I’ll bring marshmallows.

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  16. BitchPlease | July 9, 2009 at 11:56 am

    If this is the only alternative, more Michael Jackson please.
    Oh yeah-FUCK BRUNO

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  17. dink squeeze | July 9, 2009 at 11:58 am

    @10 America is full of fake celebrities. Americans are a bunch of talentless morons.

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  18. ROUGH daddy | July 9, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Be proud of your man made six pack Shephie, dont hide it with some schmata…

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  19. the infamous danielle | July 9, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    the suit is obviously too big, must be spencer’s.

    either that or she skinned heidi and decided to wear the scraps.

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  20. dk | July 9, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    God, you can tell she is an epic whore who can swallow multiple cocks in her anus, what a fucking slob…

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  21. Christina | July 9, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    I love this fashion M’larky

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  22. RichPort's Ghost | July 9, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    #17 – I agree. We’re sooooooooo untalented that we remain the linchpin in global stability… what a bunch of morons we are!

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  23. Christina | July 9, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    I mean I may just be saying this because I have a flabby stomach and huge cellulite, but Stephanie Pratt is an attractive girl and it is really horrid the way
    you pick her body apart as if you were a celestial being.
    I would really love to see the bodies typing this bull because theyre probably just as rancid as mine.

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  24. Toolboy | July 9, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    #17-
    Well we have been told! Zing! Nice one!

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  25. jacob | July 9, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    the is the ugliest swimsuit i’ve ever seen. the only upside is that you are constantly getting a little brownage peek from the top.

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  26. stella | July 9, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    #23- amen.

    although, that is a heinously ugly swimsuit.

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  27. ROUGH daddy | July 9, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    This would be a more fun site if the resident fatties were more outraged…

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  28. the infamous danielle | July 9, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    i’d love to see the faces of the photogs taking these pics of “reality” tv stars when they return home to the batcave.

    Probably thinking they’ll get mucho $$$ for them, and only wind up getting $1.75 and a coupon for a free meal at Denny’s.

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  29. JC | July 9, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    I do not watch reality shows because they are a waste of my time. Give me The Discovery or History Channel. She should give her girls support or else they will be pointing at her toes!

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  30. Vince Lombardi | July 9, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Interesting. On the face of it, one would think that one just couldn’t possibly wear a bed skirt incorrectly – that just the WEARING of the bed skirt, by definition, was incorrect. But apparently, Ms. Pratt has proven that theory wrong.

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  31. Rhialto | July 9, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Is she playing with her beachball again?

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  32. dablonded | July 9, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    That sure does look ugly.

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  33. Sotto Cinco | July 9, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    She has moments of cuteness.

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  34. Natasha | July 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Why do you all think it’s appropriate to rate someones body and criticise what they look like? Yeh, the girl is famous for a reality t.v show and this site is always good for a giggle but who the fuck are you to comment on how she looks? It’s pathetic, it creates psycological problems and is extremely hurtful. Grow up and take a good look in the mirror before you attack someone elses looks!

    Oh n btw reality t.v. is supposed to be talentless shit, it’s supposed to be mind numbing, perfect hang over t.v., it’s not supposed to insight great disscussions and debates…and anyone who can criticise someone’s body then say Kristin (from Laguna Beech) deserves fame is obviously insane, the mind numbin t.v. was just as mind numbing with her and it truely says something about our society when a person is revered for bitching and backstabbing!

    I know this comment doesn’t apply to all but it really does annoy me that people would be so hurtful.

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  35. gotmilk? | July 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    what in the hell…? did she steal that gettup from one of the Golden Girls?

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  36. why christina? | July 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Christina, please don’t be so hard on yourself.

    We all could look amazing if we had the money. It cost money to look good. That is the bottom line.

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  37. gotmilk? | July 9, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    34, if you don’t like what you see, there’s this little red x on the top left or right corner of the internet window. it’s just that easy!

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  38. dk | July 9, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    @34 Why dont you start talking out your ass, with my cock in it bitch. In other words STFU! Its not our fault these ugly fat pigs decide to roll out into the public eye looking like shit.

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  39. dk | July 9, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    @34 Its also not our fault that you have a complex about being ugly as fuck. Hit me up, I have number to a giod surgeon, maybe he can hook you up to a few Orecks and suck the fat out your ass…

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  40. Natasha | July 9, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Your all very sad, strange individuals with no lives, I can’t believe I actually thought there was a decent person amongst you (I hope there is somewhere but not online atm obviously) enjoy criticising people with more money and a better figures then you, I’m sure your arse is growing slowly underneath you as you try and think up more swear words to post on this website. #37 i am now takin your advice, that little x is oh so inviting…..btw ppl watch ure spelling…no guessing what part of the world your from!

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  41. DrThrasher | July 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    no ass shots?

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  42. Deacon Jones | July 9, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    @40
    “watch ure spelling”….Got it!

    This elf looks like she has an upside down torso. She literally looks like a mannequin torso was flipped and then tits were bolted to it.

    Get off the beach you sloppy bitch, you’re giving me a headache.

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  43. Screaming Meat Nugget | July 9, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    It should be told that i flashed her by pulling my swim trunks down, while this photo was taken…. hence the look of utter amazement.

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  44. Barny Frank | July 9, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Her vagina was as tight as her brothers anus.

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  45. Senior Pepe | July 9, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    @43

    By a three inch tool, or the fact that it was covered in dick butter?

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  46. RougeRed | July 9, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    This. is. not. a. celebrity….

    Come on, folks.

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  47. tinkerball | July 9, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    is that a hint of camel toe in 13 or just a baggy illfitting suit

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  48. Jennyjenjen | July 9, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    @11 @12 Your comment reads like hyperventilation.

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  49. de | July 9, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    she’s neither fat nor ugly
    she just fails to have any stand out features which makes her appear plain in Hollywood
    but i guarantee if she was walking around at your local shopping centre she’d turn the most heads

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  50. captain america | July 10, 2009 at 1:03 am

    it’s funny to see some american girls love it to make a fool of themselves.
    WITH THIS PERSON SUCCESS IS GUARANTEED, folks!!

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