Stephanie Pratt in a bikini

September 4th, 2009 // 73 Comments

These are shots of Stephanie Pratt filming scenes for The Hills yesterday in Malibu, and it’s ironic that this new season apparently features nothing but Kristin Cavallari and Stephanie in bikinis, yet I’ll never watch a single episode. And not even because I have shit to do. Seriously, I once spent an entire afternoon trying to draw a Ninja Turtle on a napkin only to give up and sleep in a hammock for five days without waking up. Feel free to use that as quote, MTV.

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Comments (73)

  1. Jon | September 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Great scott!

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  2. Jon | September 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Great scott!

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  3. Jim | September 4, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Not a bad bang for a Friday night. By Labor day, you’d be tired of her , though.

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  4. Tina Lee | September 4, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    We can see who got the looks in that family. Spencer now claims that he is going to get his name changed to KING PRATT. I hope his sister is not a fruit loop like him.

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  5. Ted's Bartender | September 4, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Are you sure it’s not a little boy in drag?

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  6. TaeBo | September 4, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    The lifeguard should organize a search party for her ass. It’s missing.

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  7. assman | September 4, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    the assman likey. while ignoring personality and relation to douchebags.

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  8. http://www.popduds.com/ | September 4, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Tiny tits are tiny.

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  9. fearsarewishes | September 4, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    What’s with the belly button chandelier and trailer park tattoo?

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  10. mch | September 4, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    She’s a lot hotter with her glasses on… you know, the ones that cover 55% of her face. And is her tattoo more than a blob? I can’t tell.

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  11. Rev. Stephen Baldwin | September 4, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    She suffers from noassatall and noshapeatall. Not worthy of the electrons to photograph her, plus she’s related to Douche McDumbass…someone should give her and her sibling some concrete shoes and tell them to tread water.

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  12. ROUGH before dishonor | September 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    There’s nothing wrong with watching the hills Fish, as a matter of fact your penis demand it. Now its jon kate and the football team I don’t get. Someone been working on those abs, I swear these people trek the Superficial.

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  13. Titty Bang Bang | September 4, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    SNORE!! Another white hoe with no ass.

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  14. Pialtunes | September 4, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    She’s certainly conscientious about shaving. No stubble anywhere. But seriously honey, that navel piercing is almost as tacky as that damned tattoo. Is her ambition in life to be a stripper or something?

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  15. Titty Bang Bang | September 4, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    that bikini bottom is literally hanging off her ass…hahaha!

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  16. never happy | September 4, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    skinny is not sexy
    she needs to do some squats
    and eat some protein

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  17. andy7171 | September 4, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Totally bangable!

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  18. Fuck The Famous | September 4, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Another barely fuckable annoying cunt from MTV or is that the name of the show? The problem with these ugly skanks is that no one would ever touch them, they are blow-job in the bathroom fuck-while-you’re drunk ugly rejects. They spend no time fucking so they have lots of free time to try and get on tv. How I miss the days when serial killers weeded out these assholes.

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  19. Valerie | September 4, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Poor Stephanie. No matter how much weight you try to lose, you still have an uglyass body : /

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  20. RichPort's Ghost | September 4, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    It’s sad when Lindsey Lohan has a nicer ass than you…

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  21. DrunkenJules | September 4, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    She has the longest legs…

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  22. tfbiii | September 4, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    I think my penis just ran back up inside my body to escape these pictures…

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  23. Slit | September 4, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    She doesn’t have a butt.

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  24. Jackie | September 4, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Well, at least she’s not as weird looking as her brother.

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  25. penis enlargement pills | September 4, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    Yea…She doesn’t have a butt, but …I like pose on this picture….:):)

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  26. penis enlargement pills | September 4, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    she need eat some protein…:):):)

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  27. Bite Me or Fight Me | September 4, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    No butt and cellulite anyway. So sad.

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  28. ardgelina | September 4, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    no matter how skinny she gets she will always b as wide as a house… sad! :(

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  29. B | September 4, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    Get this fatty off my screen.

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  30. vito | September 5, 2009 at 12:51 am

    Have you ever wondered why you all have such ugly lives? All you motherfuckers do is point out those things about other people that you find unattractive. Spewing negativity like that just draws more negativity back to you…I would continue except I just decided that you are all hopeless and will insist upon living surrounded by ugliness regardless of what anyone else says.

    Too bad. A few of you might have been worth the effort.

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  31. cherry | September 5, 2009 at 12:52 am

    jesus christ eating disorder didn’t she used to be regular size

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  32. saturn | September 5, 2009 at 1:48 am

    I think she looks good!

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  33. PDS | September 5, 2009 at 2:41 am

    Am I the only one who is bothered by the fact that “reality TV” (which of course is scripted by agent-represented writers like any TV show and uses non-union actors to increase the network’s profits) makes “stars” out of talentless, emotionally vacant people who should otherwise be working in a feed mill in Arkansas or an auto assembly line in Michigan?

    now playing: Fall Out Boy, “America’s Suitetheart”

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  34. PDS | September 5, 2009 at 2:43 am

    Am I the only one who is bothered by the fact that “reality TV” (which of course is scripted by agent-represented writers like any TV show and uses non-union actors to increase the network’s profits) makes “stars” out of talentless, emotionally vacant people who should otherwise be working in a feed mill in Arkansas or an auto assembly line in Michigan?

    now playing: Fall Out Boy, “America’s Suitetheart”

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  35. rogerferris | September 5, 2009 at 7:19 am

    i like it very much

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  36. Duke Steele | September 5, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    And I thought Mr. Heidi couldn’t get any creepier. She sort of looks like his wife. Do you think while hes banging Heidi, hes thinking about his sister?

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  37. losers | September 5, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    BEST LEGS EVER. Fuck you classless cunts who can’t appreciate a pair of model legs. Her body is hot.

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  38. Horton | September 5, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    No butt or tits. But great Feet! Best on the show.

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  40. Darth | September 6, 2009 at 9:46 am

    Let’s say this site is a carbage can.Then she must be trash?!

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  41. Galtacticus | September 6, 2009 at 9:50 am

    I’m glad i’d never watch these ‘the hills’ shit.It does already start to annoy me from here

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  42. Rhialto | September 6, 2009 at 9:53 am

    Not to much posts of these people.It’s bad for my mood.

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  43. Nick | September 6, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Another SKANKY UGLY BLONDE HO BAG. You should see her MUG shot after her arrest.

    What happened to all the cute Blondes???

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  44. Gemma | September 6, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    She’s got a weeeeirdly shaped body. Her upperbody is squished up, and her legs look like they’re coming out of her waist. Not to mention her arms look like ape arms. Weird.

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  45. dontlooknow | September 6, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    photo #14 shows a very strange configuration of her body.

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  46. Gando | September 6, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    That belly looks more tightened up.

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  48. Narcissist | September 7, 2009 at 3:47 am

    Looks pretty fit here. She needs more than looks, though.

    Remember what I told you Stephanie…kill your brother, make pornos with Heidi. Put Heidi closer to the camera.

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  49. Nero | September 7, 2009 at 8:38 am

    Just running around with a paddle!? Kinda Baywatch to me.

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  50. Galtacticus | September 7, 2009 at 8:42 am

    You know now all about the Baywatch Curse,right!?

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