Stephanie Pratt in a bikini

September 4th, 2009 // 73 Comments

These are shots of Stephanie Pratt filming scenes for The Hills yesterday in Malibu, and it’s ironic that this new season apparently features nothing but Kristin Cavallari and Stephanie in bikinis, yet I’ll never watch a single episode. And not even because I have shit to do. Seriously, I once spent an entire afternoon trying to draw a Ninja Turtle on a napkin only to give up and sleep in a hammock for five days without waking up. Feel free to use that as quote, MTV.

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  1. Jon

    Great scott!

  2. Jon

    Great scott!

  3. Jim

    Not a bad bang for a Friday night. By Labor day, you’d be tired of her , though.

  4. Tina Lee

    We can see who got the looks in that family. Spencer now claims that he is going to get his name changed to KING PRATT. I hope his sister is not a fruit loop like him.

  5. Ted's Bartender

    Are you sure it’s not a little boy in drag?

  6. TaeBo

    The lifeguard should organize a search party for her ass. It’s missing.

  7. the assman likey. while ignoring personality and relation to douchebags.

  8. fearsarewishes

    What’s with the belly button chandelier and trailer park tattoo?

  9. mch

    She’s a lot hotter with her glasses on… you know, the ones that cover 55% of her face. And is her tattoo more than a blob? I can’t tell.

  10. Rev. Stephen Baldwin

    She suffers from noassatall and noshapeatall. Not worthy of the electrons to photograph her, plus she’s related to Douche McDumbass…someone should give her and her sibling some concrete shoes and tell them to tread water.

  11. ROUGH before dishonor

    There’s nothing wrong with watching the hills Fish, as a matter of fact your penis demand it. Now its jon kate and the football team I don’t get. Someone been working on those abs, I swear these people trek the Superficial.

  12. SNORE!! Another white hoe with no ass.

  13. Pialtunes

    She’s certainly conscientious about shaving. No stubble anywhere. But seriously honey, that navel piercing is almost as tacky as that damned tattoo. Is her ambition in life to be a stripper or something?

  14. that bikini bottom is literally hanging off her ass…hahaha!

  15. never happy

    skinny is not sexy
    she needs to do some squats
    and eat some protein

  16. andy7171

    Totally bangable!

  17. Fuck The Famous

    Another barely fuckable annoying cunt from MTV or is that the name of the show? The problem with these ugly skanks is that no one would ever touch them, they are blow-job in the bathroom fuck-while-you’re drunk ugly rejects. They spend no time fucking so they have lots of free time to try and get on tv. How I miss the days when serial killers weeded out these assholes.

  18. Valerie

    Poor Stephanie. No matter how much weight you try to lose, you still have an uglyass body : /

  19. It’s sad when Lindsey Lohan has a nicer ass than you…

  20. DrunkenJules

    She has the longest legs…

  21. tfbiii

    I think my penis just ran back up inside my body to escape these pictures…

  22. Slit

    She doesn’t have a butt.

  23. Jackie

    Well, at least she’s not as weird looking as her brother.

  24. Yea…She doesn’t have a butt, but …I like pose on this picture….:):)

  25. she need eat some protein…:):):)

  26. Bite Me or Fight Me

    No butt and cellulite anyway. So sad.

  27. ardgelina

    no matter how skinny she gets she will always b as wide as a house… sad! :(

  28. B

    Get this fatty off my screen.

  29. vito

    Have you ever wondered why you all have such ugly lives? All you motherfuckers do is point out those things about other people that you find unattractive. Spewing negativity like that just draws more negativity back to you…I would continue except I just decided that you are all hopeless and will insist upon living surrounded by ugliness regardless of what anyone else says.

    Too bad. A few of you might have been worth the effort.

  30. cherry

    jesus christ eating disorder didn’t she used to be regular size

  31. saturn

    I think she looks good!

  32. PDS

    Am I the only one who is bothered by the fact that “reality TV” (which of course is scripted by agent-represented writers like any TV show and uses non-union actors to increase the network’s profits) makes “stars” out of talentless, emotionally vacant people who should otherwise be working in a feed mill in Arkansas or an auto assembly line in Michigan?

    now playing: Fall Out Boy, “America’s Suitetheart”

  33. PDS

    Am I the only one who is bothered by the fact that “reality TV” (which of course is scripted by agent-represented writers like any TV show and uses non-union actors to increase the network’s profits) makes “stars” out of talentless, emotionally vacant people who should otherwise be working in a feed mill in Arkansas or an auto assembly line in Michigan?

    now playing: Fall Out Boy, “America’s Suitetheart”

  34. i like it very much

  35. Duke Steele

    And I thought Mr. Heidi couldn’t get any creepier. She sort of looks like his wife. Do you think while hes banging Heidi, hes thinking about his sister?

  36. losers

    BEST LEGS EVER. Fuck you classless cunts who can’t appreciate a pair of model legs. Her body is hot.

  37. Horton

    No butt or tits. But great Feet! Best on the show.

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  39. Darth

    Let’s say this site is a carbage can.Then she must be trash?!

  40. Galtacticus

    I’m glad i’d never watch these ‘the hills’ shit.It does already start to annoy me from here

  41. Rhialto

    Not to much posts of these people.It’s bad for my mood.

  42. Nick

    Another SKANKY UGLY BLONDE HO BAG. You should see her MUG shot after her arrest.

    What happened to all the cute Blondes???

  43. Gemma

    She’s got a weeeeirdly shaped body. Her upperbody is squished up, and her legs look like they’re coming out of her waist. Not to mention her arms look like ape arms. Weird.

  44. dontlooknow

    photo #14 shows a very strange configuration of her body.

  45. Gando

    That belly looks more tightened up.

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  47. Looks pretty fit here. She needs more than looks, though.

    Remember what I told you Stephanie…kill your brother, make pornos with Heidi. Put Heidi closer to the camera.

  48. Nero

    Just running around with a paddle!? Kinda Baywatch to me.

  49. Galtacticus

    You know now all about the Baywatch Curse,right!?

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