Following in the constantly mugging footsteps of her brother Spencer, Stephanie Pratt did some canned bikini posing in Miami yesterday. You might remember her from such posts as the girl who claimed starring on The Hills made her bulimic which puts me in sort of an awkward position here. If I say Stephanie looks good, I’m encouraging women to have eating disorders. But if I say she looks bad, then I’m still encouraging eating disorders. So how about I just push Heidi Montag down a well and we call it a draw? That work for you guys? Awesome.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
TradeProfits | July 1, 2009 at 11:13 am
Nice. I like it! :)
hmna | July 1, 2009 at 11:14 am
And we were thisclose to NSFW.
mikeock | July 1, 2009 at 11:15 am
excellant love pillows! Who is this bitch?
Kari | July 1, 2009 at 11:15 am
Hate those bikinis, always makes boobs look smaller:(
Also, I agree with the Heidi thing.
unvmynutz | July 1, 2009 at 11:19 am
This one will age in dog years…mark my word
unvmynutz | July 1, 2009 at 11:19 am
This one will age in dog years…mark my word
gotmilk? | July 1, 2009 at 11:19 am
from the side, she looks fine, but straight on, that is a terrible bathing suit for her shape. it makes her look like she’s got big ole birthing hips. and everyone knows those tops are terrible. try again!
Deacon Jones | July 1, 2009 at 11:24 am
Holy fuck is this girl beat…
She looks like a meth head elf from Lord of the Rings in pic 8
Snowpea | July 1, 2009 at 11:27 am
NOSE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Has anyone else noticed this?!!?!?!
Giggles | July 1, 2009 at 11:27 am
Who?
pappy smeary | July 1, 2009 at 11:29 am
The hills needs to make stephanie pratt more anorexic. :-D
ROUGH daddy | July 1, 2009 at 11:31 am
First thing first, is she obnoxious as the other two non certified professional wrestlers….
marcus | July 1, 2009 at 11:32 am
#2 looks like her vagina just took a dump. what the hell?
Moto Rola | July 1, 2009 at 11:43 am
Her brother gives off the scent of old cheese. I wonder if she does too.
uh | July 1, 2009 at 11:43 am
She’s like the slightly-off doppelganger of Brittany Snow
Pat | July 1, 2009 at 11:47 am
She needs to do a bit more puking.
dink squeeze | July 1, 2009 at 11:49 am
That is not a very flattering swim suit.
misty | July 1, 2009 at 11:54 am
Too bad for her…she looks just like her ugly-ass brother.
Sardonic | July 1, 2009 at 11:54 am
Beach diaper.
guess. | July 1, 2009 at 11:57 am
horrible bikini, nosejob looks good though.
jilly | July 1, 2009 at 12:00 pm
what is NSFW?
Justin | July 1, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I wouldn’t do her with Spencer’s dick
chupacabra | July 1, 2009 at 12:10 pm
never play v-ball in that type of bikini top…unless
har!
Melissa | July 1, 2009 at 12:12 pm
What the fuck is canned bikini posing?
Max Planck | July 1, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Famously related to famous for being famous.
Alex | July 1, 2009 at 12:23 pm
#21
Nihil Salva Fortis Work
I think it is Latin.
TexasTranny | July 1, 2009 at 12:26 pm
pretty pink bikini……….yummy
sperminator | July 1, 2009 at 12:31 pm
regardless of the poor choice of bikini,
she looks good.
now, if she only achieved it by working out instead of the eating disorder shortcut… it’d be better.
in any case i think it’s stupid to blame people like her for eating disorders in everyday people.
these people have a very special “job” which requires them to be TOTALLY scrutinized by the media and the public for their appearances.
they also get paid obscene amounts of money for that; which may explain why they’d resort to abusing their body to match the expectations.
now, unless a teenager who goes to school feels that she’s gonna end up on the cover of US Weekly in a bikini, she has no reason to become bulimic or anorexic. she can lose weight the normal way.
so why blame the celebrities for kid’s problems? i say their problem lays in their stupidity in not realizing the context they live in – anonimity.
Valerie | July 1, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Never seen The Hills in my life. However, she’s lucky to be long and lanky, unlucky to have such a wide-hipped bone structure as to all but dissipate her torso. That’s probably why she felt fat or something. She’s not.
Valerie | July 1, 2009 at 12:33 pm
btw, WHO is she playing with???
Funeral Guy | July 1, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Her body is ugly.
RichPort's Ghost | July 1, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Really? This is the best you got today Fish..?
Valerie | July 1, 2009 at 12:36 pm
28–intelligent comment but people are fucking sheep, leave it at that.
Holly | July 1, 2009 at 12:36 pm
She tweaked her nose – that’s for sure. Looks better.
Initial_G | July 1, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Haha…looks like she grabbed that nasty towel material to dry hands at gas station bathrooms and made a bikini out of it. Worst part is the bottom looks more like a codpiece for her penis.
hmna | July 1, 2009 at 12:44 pm
@21
I’ll be nice.
NSFW = Not Safe For Work.
You may notice that she had fallen out of her top in the first pic.
YoHighness | July 1, 2009 at 12:48 pm
She is pretty young to have boobs that sag that much, but it could just be that she is wearing a bikini that has no support, either that or she used to be overweight and the weight loss caused her boobs to remain saggy?
BonnieBell | July 1, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Whoa! Horrid bikini for her body. Makes her look mannish.
Accentuates her wide hips, makes her breasts look non-existent and droopy, and WTH happened to her butt?
yeah, FAIL big time.
PunkA | July 1, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Someone needs to introduce this bitch to the concept of exercise. Skinny is not sexy, fit is. Fit involves eating well (not bulimia) and physical exercise. Amazing what a little muscle tone in the legs, arms and abs will do for the sex appeal. Not body builder tone, just tone.
Ohm an she is ugly anyway. She sucks Spencer dong.
lola | July 1, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Her body looks great. I don’t see the wide hips. My hips are shaped like that after I had kids and it looks very womanly to me. Not a good swimsuit to play volleyball in
Tom K | July 1, 2009 at 1:10 pm
#9. Just noticed the nose job I knew she was looking kind of cute in the face. The body is til a big fucking mess. She looks like a skinny Khloe Kardashian!
Tom K | July 1, 2009 at 1:10 pm
#9. Just noticed the nose job I knew she was looking kind of cute in the face. The body is til a big fucking mess. She looks like a skinny Khloe Kardashian!
Tom K | July 1, 2009 at 1:10 pm
#9. Just noticed the nose job I knew she was looking kind of cute in the face. The body is til a big fucking mess. She looks like a skinny Khloe Kardashian!
rien | July 1, 2009 at 1:57 pm
wow, I saw the thumbnails in my feed and totally thought it was brooke hogan. The fact that I clicked on it anyway probably says something bad..
pi | July 1, 2009 at 1:59 pm
SHE GOT A NOSE JOB!
blahblah | July 1, 2009 at 2:00 pm
We sould just say she is ugly and call it a day. Her body is odd shapes and it looks like she has the same head as her brother. not a good look. but nice beach ball. that looks fun.
Carol | July 1, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Dumbass pose.
Eva | July 1, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Wtf. Her waist line is as wide as her shoulders.
Some Girl | July 1, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I think she looks great! Not chubby, not too thin… and her face looks a million times better thanks to the nose job. I like the bikini too. It might not be the most flattering style, but it’s still really cute.
ERICA | July 1, 2009 at 3:10 pm
@40- lets keep in mind she doesn’t have any children