Seen here in Hawaii with the cast of The Hills, here’s Stephanie Pratt who I mistakenly identified as Lauren Bosworth yesterday because I have a sense of dignity and a penis. Anyway, I also included pics of Lauren Conrad eating chips on the beach and not wearing a bikini. Just in case there’s any doubt she has the personality of a rock. Covered in boredom sauce.
Photos: Pacific Coast News






































Who is she? And why is she famous? and why do we care?
@21 yeah, I saw that too.. but it looks more like an “Ugh, her stomach is so flat”
Who the fuck is this stupid bitch?? And why should we care about her?!
Wow,..Her boobs are so big!!!Does anyone know what she is dating with a young handsome millionaire on “C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M “?
wow, Lauren has got to be the most boring, unsexual woman on the face of the earth
and this list includes those middle-aged types who spend their time and money at Michael’s craft stores, sporting sequined kitten sweatshirts
I squat on his face on the floor and let loose, let the musty, diarrhea big jet down and run to the nostrils, mouth open. Then I rub his penis on his face,