Seen here conveniently riding a bike yesterday because attention whoring is in her blood, Stephanie Pratt has been formally charged with DUI despite her protests that she was barely drunk. TMZ reports:
Pratt’s two breathalyzer tests registered .08 and .09 — the legal limit is .08 — so she was arrested and held on $5,000 bail.
If convicted, Pratt could face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.
As someone who has driven home many times thinking the glove box was the steering wheel, I feel for Stephanie Pratt because she just hit the legal limit. Then again, kids, you roll the dice anytime you get behind the wheel after drinking, and sometimes you lose. (Except in my case because I stick to the cornfields.)
The More You Know….
Photos: Pacific Coast News
First You Bastards | October 29, 2009 at 2:54 pm
First you bastards!
Wilks | October 29, 2009 at 2:56 pm
because I stick to the corn fields! LMAO.. 1st
Pete O'file | October 29, 2009 at 2:56 pm
There wont be jail time, and the Lawyer will cost about 3500, they will bargain for the wet or dry reckless, then she’s back to Douching up our streets.
kjack | October 29, 2009 at 2:57 pm
fish sweetheart…its FORMALLY charged, not formerly!
Melissa | October 29, 2009 at 2:59 pm
an uncharacteristically funny post, fish
thumbs up
someonenew | October 29, 2009 at 3:08 pm
ya, I’m not a a celebrity and I never got any jail time for a DUI. not that expensive to get out of one. With her budget, she’ll get next to nothing in a plea bargain outside of court. maybe a reckless charge and a few hours of community service.
biz | October 29, 2009 at 3:35 pm
best picture/title combo ever.
Ouch | October 29, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I have no idea who this chick is, but .8/.9??? That’s a bad piece of luck.
tom | October 29, 2009 at 3:39 pm
i, for one, will not be making fun of stephanie. as much as i hate the pratts, this weekend is halloween and i can only imagine if karma comes back to bite me in the ass. dui is embarrassing enough, but a dui while dressed as edward scissorhands is something totally different. they never buy that it’s really hard to steer when you have scissors instead of fingers.
Phil | October 29, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Wow. Readers plead to stop posting stuff about Heidi and Spencer, and not only are there continuing posts about them, the coverage expands to even more uninteresting fake-celebrities family members. Add in all the mundane stuff about Jon and Kate and it’s a gigantic F. U. to the readers of this site.
Gimmeabreak | October 29, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Hey Phil, why don’t you create your own website? Pretty sure the superficial posts whatever they want without regard to your feelings about the Pratts or Gosselins. You see all those adverts on the sides of the page? That’s how they make their money. It’s not coming from you, so who gives a shit if you’re pleased with it or not?
Fuck You | October 29, 2009 at 4:09 pm
How dare she ride her bike, outside too! Fucking bitch! Can’t she leave the poor paparazzi in peace??!!!!!
testington | October 29, 2009 at 5:11 pm
What an amature, I blew .211 and only ended up with a misdemeanor, with her money she should get off just fine
Read | October 29, 2009 at 5:14 pm
the legal limit is not .08, it is .05. DWAI is .05 and DUI is .08. if you are above .05 then you are subject to arrest and that is it. the DA will eventually charge her with DWAI and she will get a slap on the wrist for her first one.
but people, realize that the legal limit is .05 and not .08.
Cant say that I give a shit | October 29, 2009 at 5:22 pm
She should have BLOWN the cop.
Stef | October 29, 2009 at 5:38 pm
They cropped the photo to leave out the family of file she just ran over and the beer bottles she left behind.
Stef | October 29, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Five even.
Free Porn | October 29, 2009 at 5:46 pm
I have no clue who this woman is, but I feel obliged to reaffirm the notion of, “I would hit that”. Even if she likes to steal her shoes from hobos.
Hershey Highway | October 29, 2009 at 9:01 pm
She’s cute. I’d like to drill her in the starfish.
shoes | October 29, 2009 at 11:18 pm
does anyone know what version of chucks those are? or prolly not chucks.. whatever those shoes are?
don | October 29, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Was she also charged with being a dumb vapid cunt? Fucking mouth-breather…
dk | October 30, 2009 at 1:21 am
So she got charged for being a Dumb Useless Idiot?
Kellie Richardson | October 30, 2009 at 1:34 am
Eh. Nothing new here. Celebs always get a dui.
Jordana Lorraine | October 30, 2009 at 3:16 am
Stephanie is also charged with “most obvious hair extensions of the week.” Congrats!
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bluetooth | October 30, 2009 at 5:42 am
It’s hard for me to understand that your DUI-limit is so high, and still you’re exceeding it all the time…
bmose | October 30, 2009 at 8:45 am
She will probably get Lindsay’s judge who will be “rooting for her”.
Narcissist | October 30, 2009 at 10:13 am
If we replaced Spencer with Stephanie that’d be some cam-whoring you could live with.
Rough intentions | October 30, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Shes a bore with clothes on….
3d oyunlar | November 21, 2009 at 11:48 am
thanks admin
information is the most beautiful treasures
memory cards | May 28, 2010 at 2:54 am
Wow. Readers to stop posting stuff about Heidi and Spencer’s request, and there are not only about their release positions, the more dry fake celebrity coverage is spread by family members. Jon and Kate all the mundane stuff about ADD and the readers of this site is a huge fu.