Stephanie Seymour’s Still Wearing Bikinis and Other News

December 27th, 2011 // 43 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- The Best Religious Sightings Of 2011 [BuzzFeed]

- Ben Affleck just incepted you. [Huffington Post]

- Matthew McConaughey‘s life used to be awesome. [Dlisted]

- Tom Criuse is the prettiest girl in all of Hollywood thanks to a Brazilian plastic surgeon. [Lainey Gossip]

- Coco decided that her Twitter needed more ass. I agree. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Simon Cowell on why having moobs doesn’t matter when you’re rich as fuck. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Hilary Duff > Mariah Carey. [Popoholic]

- Sexy Santas that won’t land your IP address on an FBI watchlist. [TooFab]

- Will Smith sounds like a great co-worker. [TMZ]

- Almost as great as having Lady Gaga for a boss. [IDLYITW]

- For anyone who wanted pussy for Christmas, sorry you just got pwned by the Internet. [theCHIVE]

- 2 Live Crew singer to bone naked zombies in Sundance short. (I dare you to try not to click this.) [FilmDrunk]

- Liev Schreiber‘s moustache is reason enough to watch this unintentional Happy Gilmore reboot. [Just Jared]

- Lil Wayne is now letting 4 yr. olds select his wardrobe. [Bossip]

- Somebody gave Taylor Lautner a copy of photoshop for Christmas. [StarPulse]

- These Go to 11 Awards: A Year of Awesome [Heavy]

- Kate Upton and the Hottest Lingerie Model WAGs. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Enough already

    Will this woman stop trying to revive her career by calling the paps to photograph her? Geez. Retire already.

  2. 24 our Boner

    At least she knows how to keep a man.

  3. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Joe Blow
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    I would fuck the Oedipus out of her.

  4. Taylor Swift's Tampon String

    Did’nt she blow her own son on the beach??? If so, that is something I would like to watch.

  5. considering the age difference, she could give Kelly Brook a challenge in a fapping contest…

  6. Evil Dick Tater

    Hey, where’s Boner Boy? My watch has stopped and he makes a good sun dial.

  7. OnTheRealThough

    I would fuck this old bitch something lovely.

  8. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    For some reason I just got very Hungry

  9. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    I would tongue fuck that ass until I struck oil.

  10. Fawks

    Mommy, when we go swimmy my weewee goes all hard and it hurts. Can mommy help me, I don’t want it to hurt anymore!

  11. Vernon

    If hadn’t been for Axl Rose’s dick being inside her, I’d plow her like an overgrown field in IOWA

  12. Jimbob

    The power of breast implants puts the sun to shame.

  13. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Kirk Unit. V-Ger needs the information.

  14. Urbanspaceman

    She looks nice but it’s not as much fun if bonerboy isn’t there.

  15. louie lemon

    ummmm… it’s pwned, NOT poned. way to self-pwn yourself.

    • And I assumed Fish was a video gamer; don’t know why, boobs and video games go hand in hand or is it hand in…..ahhhh nevermind.

      • Drew

        He’s made mention about playing games before. I don’t know how big of a gamer he is, but he is.

        And to be fair, Photo Boy isn’t Fish.

  16. I'm a jerk

    She needs her own reality show in E! If she would have actually divorce Peter what-his-douche-face last year a reality show would have made for great TV. Could have even brought Axl in as the washed up ex boyfriend looking for a second chance in their mid-life years. People are stupid enough to make the Kardashians heads of their own media empire and Stephanie Seymour is like a billion times hotter than Kim K or any of those dried up skanks Housewives on Bravo could ever hope to be. She’d be more popular as a reality star then she ever was as a Supermodel.

  17. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    I'm a jerk
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    Seriously, this could be a still from a Sports Illustrated Shoot from 1993 and I wouldn’t know the difference. That’s supernatural, age defying hotness.

  18. cc

    How much do you want to bet her son’s friends always come over to his place?

  19. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Sniper! Go Down!…er, Get Down!

  20. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    she actually looks bit bettter. almost like she did years ago.

  21. drunk again

    I would love for her to be my Mommy, so she could give me bubble baths and wipe my butt. Then I would suckle on her boobies.

  22. Fawks

    I must say this series of photos really highlight why I think she should either take out her implants or atleast put in smaller ones.

  23. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    captain spaulding
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    That may look like a wave in the background but actually she’s so hot that she’s giving the ocean a boner.

  24. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    She is the 10 woman.

  25. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    This reminds me of that photo of Bigfoot. If Bigfoot was mind-numbingly hot, I mean.

  26. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    kaptain k
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    Stephanie says, “I hit that three pointer with my eyes shut.”

  27. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Auctioneer Lauffer
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    There’s that Gawd kid, putting his magnifying glass on the ants again

  28. forrest gump

    this kind of bikini’s are attrackting the attention away from her belly.

    well, I eat those tits sure for breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. afternoon wood

    She’s 40+ and still looks better than most 25s who are already getting fat but think they are lords of all creation for some reason. Good for her.

  30. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Mamma loosh!

  31. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    I don’t know who the heck stephanie seymour is but my love of milf is reaching critical mass

  32. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    She has the closest body to a comic book heroine I’ve ever seen in my life (thanks in part to the implants of course.) She is stunning. Body and face. She’s drips more sex appeal and classic beauty than Angelina Jolie or Charlize Theron combined.

  33. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Holy shit, what a killer milf. Can we clone her?

  34. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    And I shall call her… Mini, honey where are my cigarettes?!?

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