Stephanie Seymour’s Son: ‘I’m Gay, You Idiots’

January 11th, 2011 // 156 Comments

That still doesn’t explain this.

When photos of Stephanie Seymour and her son Peter Brant II hit the Internet, almost everyone was mesmerized by the fact she’s still got it to the point where she gives her own son a boner. Turns out Peter is gay and would appreciate it if everyone stopped saying he’s trying to get to Boobtown with his mom. Whoops. Via Gawker:

I would just like to say that these pictures have been taken completely out of context, my mother and i are very close as she is with all her children. she often hugs and kisses me and my siblings in an manner that is intimate, any mother in the world does the same. that day on the beach we walked around with each other completely aware of the presence of photographers there. We have nothing to hide and with that in mind I would like to say that I am openly gay. At my age my mother and I are almost like friends and I feel open to talk to her about anything (and yes our relationship may be different because of my sexuality).

Anyone read that last little addendum as, “Okay, maybe I go for a titty or two. That’s the whole point of me being gay, dummies,” because I don’t see how that could be interpreted any other way. Then again, I once roomed with a male ballerina who freely walked around groping women’s breasts and they all just laughed it off because he’s gay. It was like watching a magician at work and the first time I realized they might be on to something, those gays. All the boobs you can grab and no one judges you for having a Jon Hamm screensaver? How do you lose?

UPDATE: *runs in, slams door shut* The penis. The penis. That’s how you lose. Gotta stop doing that.

Thanks to Emelie for alerting me on the Twitter apparatus.

Photos: Flynet


  1. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    I see absolutely nothing wrong with this picture. They have the same tender loving relationship that Angelina Jolie and her brother have had and like what Billy Ray and Miley currently share. *sniffle* It’s so beautiful… makes me wanna deep throat my grandpa.

  2. Lola

    Her son is really cute but I have to say that whatever is wrong in that relationship is Stephanie’s fault.
    I remember seeing some magazine interview about her then new family life, and there was a pic with one of her little boys and she was kissing him on the lips, I bet she thought it would pass as sweet but it was very creepy, she was very pushy and invasive.

    After reading everything her ex-husband said of her I think the woman has serious issues.

  3. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    this shit is so fucking weird… shes pretty stacked for an old lady

  4. no

    i don’t get what the big deal is. that is not what *everyone* thinks it is, he just has…good genetics. and his mom helping him with the tie on his swim trunks; that’s what moms do, help, nurture and care for their children. it’s sad that people have to make this into something disgusting.

  5. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    “none of my guy friends grab their moms tits AT ANY AGE”

    they weren’t breastfed then I suppose?

    if it was a daughter no one would think it’s weird. or conclude the daughter must be lesbo.
    sheesh, double standards much.

    • Virgodoll

      Miss I am a girl, I never touched my mom’s tits

    • Rory

      I’m a female and wouldn’t wrap my arm around my mom, gripping side-boob. Nor would she hug me, placing her hand like that on my hip. That is a LOVER’s embrace. Parents are supposed to make you feel all snug & secure, giving you a bear hug, wrapping you around your back, maybe placing a hand on your head or lower back for support, as you would with an infant.

      Parent’s instinct is supportive embraces. Lover’s instinct is intimate embraces.

  6. anonym

    Stephanie is still MILFy.

    but you know she’s banging her own son.

    wtf is that shit. they’re making out.

    That’s how my gf hangs on to me.

  7. anonymous

    this kid isn’t helping about GLAAD in the public relations department. it’s okay to look like you are banging your mom if you are gay?

  8. Parker

    They probably just have anal sex.

  9. Dude

    Has anybody ever stopped to think, “This kid has a big dick?”. Because that’s not a hard on, that’s a flaccid bulge. I know that even in jeans, I have a bulge I can’t hide.

  10. Lol

    It is a boner can tell by angle and also thing is tiny how old is the kid might be going through random boner stage but still odd moment
    For even a random one

  11. iren

    Maybe he is a gay but his dick and fingers aren’t obviously. lol

  12. Cardinal Fang

    If that was my mom I’d bone her too.!

  13. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    All i know is i would never touch my mom like that…..period. ewww

  14. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    wolfman legs, yuck.

  15. LJ

    Stephanie, if you’re reading this, I’m available for adoption, I realize that 41 may be a tad old to adopt, but I’m taking a shot.

  16. Inmate 12236969

    Ok we down here in D-Block got a debate going on half would rather do the kid than Lindsay Lohan all will do the mom except Wesley our vampire bitch he kind of busy.

  17. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    My father most certainly would never put his hand on my hip like that, and I would NEVER put my hand on my mother’s breast like that.

    I don’t care what this boy wants to call himself. Clearly, he and his mother are having sex.

  18. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Copy and paste the thumbnails to your Facebook. Say to your friends “Isn’t this SUCH a cute couple?” Everyone will agree.

    Mention it is mother and son, and everyone will say, “WHAT!!???”

  19. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    what a mess… it’s a lock that if you dig deep enough, there will be sketchy-ness a-plenty when lovely Stephanie was a wee one… a manifestation? the Axl Rose years… I’m from the school of Dr. Drew!! and I love how young Peter is quick to grab his own little 15 mins to ‘speak out’ on this ‘misunderstanding’ & enlighten us…. just calm down & enjoy your cushy dysfunctional life mofo…

  20. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    lucky bastards are lucky

  21. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    I’d spank her.

  22. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    thats a woody if ive ever seen one.

  23. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Then again, not everyone was raised in a trailer Candy. The lad is the son of a billionaire. The mother is a famous super model. Among the higher classes where you don’t get to see your children all that often (since you have a career), you will sometimes see intense affection. Coupled with the fact that the son is gay, there is nothing out of sorts about these pictures. This certainly does not indicate any kind of incest. Now take your food stamps to your local liquor store, buy a case of beer and return to the ol’ single wide where inappropriate relationships are the NORM.

  24. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    mom looking at her son’s boner.

  25. Anthony

    Oh! Shit! Shit! Shit!. Why would one be proud of being a gay?

  26. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Guys, he’s wearing a bathing suit. Swimming trunks show everything off. There’s no boner. I’m sure the photographer either missed the re-adjust photo or didn’t sell it. They’re close, it’s not like they went for that pose for the camera.

  27. Lin

    The son has her dick strong like iron… he’s excited…

  28. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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  29. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    wish her to be my mom….she is smokin hawt…

  30. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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  31. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    Of course he is gay. His mother will hire a hotman if any woman other then her comes close to him. This kind of closeness, EVEN if it’s non-sexual, is NOT HEALTHY between children and their parents. You got to have boundaries. Sick sick sick.

  32. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    Shit, I meant a hitman.

  33. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    And I also meant “thAn”… Fish, you gotta let people edit their posts.

  34. pauley

    Definitely not a boner, just a big flaccid cock.

  35. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    hmmm for being gay mr. happy is not so sure with that sentiment as he’s standing at attention

  36. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    if u find ur mother hot that’s prbly why ur gay. there is a big difference from being open and being incestuous. my family is ver open cuz it’s mostly women it’s me, my sister and our brother and my aunts family is two girls and one boy too so the boys just sort of have to deal with seeing nudity etc. when we go to my grandmothers in mexico we go topless if we want and the boys just roll their eyes they are used to it but there are boundries not to be crossed especially when nude u don’t let ur younger brother come up and hug u or touch u, u get frigging dressed. I mean being open shouldn’t be an allowance for being innapropriate

  37. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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  38. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Hmm it appears like your blog ate my first comment (it was extremely long) so I guess I’ll just sum it up what I submitted and say, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog. I as well am an aspiring blog writer but I’m still new to the whole thing. Do you have any points for rookie blog writers? I’d definitely appreciate it.

  39. He said he is gay and so it does not matter to kiss her. Well, he might not know the famous Barbara Daly Baekeland murder case (which the film Savage Grace was based on) where Baekeland had a complex and allegedly incestuous relationship with her gay son, Antony.

  40. jeff

    if i were her son, i will surely fuck her. oohhhhhhhhhhh fuckable mom

  41. pakira

    fuck her man she is hot

  42. jin

    Incest mother and child

  43. Elizabeth

    u guys are asshole he wasn’t fondling nor french kissing his mother and where ‘his hand touched her ‘ not gripp her breast they celebrity and the media are wont to scandalizes anyone just form their insanic view. if they want to fondle each other will it be in public and can ur mom or even ur sister rirht ur trouser. I wish I could kick ya ass all . fuck u defamers.

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