Stephanie Seymour was in St. Barts again yesterday only this time with the noticeable absence of her easily aroused, gay son Peter who more than likely sat inside yelling at his penis. “Oh, no, mother, I just can’t risk it. It’s seriously got a mind of it’s own, don’t you, you silly penis, you. But maybe just a jiggle of those titties ‘fore you go? Just a jig. Ah, you’re doll. Muah!”
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pros: her belly wasn’t destructed by 4 pregnancies, no visible stretch marks, no hanging loose skin
cons: her Kardashianesque ass is too disturbing for me
Stephanie can be seen in the critically-acclaimed movie “Let Me In”, now playing in my mind
oh, without a doubt.
Would totally hit that. Twice. Hell, 3 times even.
Yeah, it does look like she’s taking a serious p*ss in Pic 12.
Whatever, I’d hit it…twice.
i think she put on 40 pounds afte making out with her gay son.
good news americans: JUST ANYBODY IS ABLE TO LOOK LIKE SHIT!!
I love this pic
The legendary queen of all the MILFs. Haters don’t know what you’re missing out on…and that’s fine by me. Just means more for us smart ones.
Great stomach and tits for a 41 year old Mom. The legs and ass bum me out a bit, though.
BUGE HOOBS!
Hot girl in that bikini, but who the old bag behind her?
If you put your finger over that lump on her right thigh below her ass, she looks pretty bangin.
For a former model, she’s really grown into her curves quite nicely. Not sure how her ass does that though…Stephanie-1, Gravity-0
Judging by my boner, I must be totally gay.
…and closely related to her.
Sweet Lord, that thing is fucking horizontal.
I’d spend a whole day with my tongue inside her turd cutter!