Stephanie Seymour’s in a Bikini Again

March 17th, 2011 // 89 Comments

Stephanie Seymour was in St. Barts again yesterday only this time with the noticeable absence of her easily aroused, gay son Peter who more than likely sat inside yelling at his penis. “Oh, no, mother, I just can’t risk it. It’s seriously got a mind of it’s own, don’t you, you silly penis, you. But maybe just a jiggle of those titties ‘fore you go? Just a jig. Ah, you’re doll. Muah!”

Photos: INFdaily, WENN

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  1. Cock Dr

    Baby got back.

  2. Bucky Barnes

    Rubenesque, or perhaps Reubenesque… like the sandwich.

  3. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Junk in the trunk.

  4. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Nice shelf for the husband’s after dinner drink.

  5. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Steelerchick
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    Wow!! She looks huge!!
    At least her son doesn’t have an erection this time.

  6. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Kids! They’re so damn unreliable. I paid her to pull the top down!

  7. ChinaSuperficial

    The key would be predicting who will look this good down the road. She may not be as hot as Naya Rivera, but she is freakin amazing for her age.

  8. I would make sweet sweet love to that big mom ass of hers. We could only hope that our wives age like that.

  9. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Nice shot. So very erotic.

  10. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    The Observer
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    I’d still hit that……

  11. Unimate

    I would make that poor woman sob in the shower.

    • DOucHe BaGELs

      A cum shower!

    • Lady Blah Blah

      How’s that “Unimate,” are you Norman Bates?

    • Lady Blah Blah

      She slept with Axl Rose, presumably voluntarily, though that may be in doubt considering that she claimed he was physically abusive in a lawsuit she filed against him. I met her at a publishing convention (I have zero memory of why she was there, but apparently someone saw fit to publish a book with her name on the cover). She struck me as being, well, about as dumb as I’d imagine anyone who would be involved with Axl Rose would be. And I noticed that her butt was pretty high on her body, though this did not make her unattractive (this was around 15 years ago, she was in much better shape than she is in these photos).

  12. CC

    If I was her old man I would cram that fuckers camera down his throat. Invading my wife and child like that.

  13. polk

    flabby.

  14. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    great ass!

  15. It’s just not the same without the teenage son tongue kissing with reach around titty-grab action.

  16. wb

    Not bad for a 65 year old woman.

  17. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    SuperficialAdmin
    Commented on this photo:

    fucken aye

  18. Blue

    I clicked hoping for Her son Peter Brant. Say what you want’ but he is hot!

  19. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Why so many damned pics with the kids? Not cool.

  20. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    bernard
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    a real ass –
    wow, haven’t seen one of those in a while…

  21. Jimbo

    She looked like an older Robin Scherbatsky.

  22. Jimbo

    She looks like an older Robin Scherbatsky.

  23. piccadilly

    Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Tina Fey in these pics?

  24. R.

    she’s fat, she was better in the previous pictures, she should loose some weight..

  25. Rancid

    You turds say that she has to lose weight. She doesn’t have to do ANYTHING except get naked and have my fuel rod in her reactor.

  26. Gerbil in my Butt

    Ole Steph looks to have had a ham sammich or 2 .. but I’d hit that harder than I’d hit Snookie with a sock full of quarters!

  27. adolf hitler

    she looks good, but this is not that hard of a look for someone her age. shes only 42. lots of women her age look pretty hot still. granted, their skin isnt as tight as when theyre younger, but still many women take care of themselves in their 40s.

  28. MDiz

    Milf -tastic!

  29. Parker

    I’d be thrilled to slip my weiner into her soft, fluffy ass. I bet it feels all cozy and warm in there.

  30. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    NomNom
    Commented on this photo:

    Superb Mom Ass

  31. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Dr Neckbeard
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    It’s like her ass crack is slurping up that bikini like a string of spaghetti

  32. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    TechNut
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    She’s nothing but smoking to me: I love older women like this.

  33. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    BOING!
    Excuse me while I clean up…

  34. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    TechNut
    Commented on this photo:

    yep, she’s all woman too I bet, and voracious as hell in bed.

  35. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Ed
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    Steeler chick, that’s not the boner son. It’s a different son.

    That son I can actually believe i gay. The other one, not so much, and it’s pretty evident :P

  36. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Ed
    Commented on this photo:

    LMAO! The daughter took a look at her mom’s tits and realized she’ll never have them that big, naturally, so she starts to cry. Poor kid

  37. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Ed
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s with this family and touching their mothers boob?

  38. George

    Damn Stephanie is fine. I’d nom mom nom that!

  39. LIberal

    What dress size is she? And are her boobs fake or real?

  40. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    She should wrap those thick thighs around my head & grind her milf-coochie into my ugly face.

  41. You cant have rough without the cream sauce

    Old age man. I remember when this chick was youngish and full of joie de vivre.

    Just not fair. Eff you father time…

  42. stop imitating Sarah Palin. we got Tina Fey for that!

  43. BENWAW

    Gotta love those Hillbillies chomping on their gum

  44. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    rican
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    is she squirting?

  45. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Ed
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look Ma they’re trying to see if you gave me a boner again.”

  46. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Ed
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    Needs a spanking!

  47. anonym

    i’d hit that.

    she looks juicy.

    by MILF standards, that is fucking hot.

  48. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    This is heaven.

  49. See Alice

    Is that the same women from November Rain ?

    She should have quit while she was ahead .

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