Stephanie Seymour was in St. Barts again yesterday only this time with the noticeable absence of her easily aroused, gay son Peter who more than likely sat inside yelling at his penis. “Oh, no, mother, I just can’t risk it. It’s seriously got a mind of it’s own, don’t you, you silly penis, you. But maybe just a jiggle of those titties ‘fore you go? Just a jig. Ah, you’re doll. Muah!”
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Baby got back.
Baby looks like Ke-$hit. She peaked in the 80s
Rubenesque, or perhaps Reubenesque… like the sandwich.
Is that a Pee Wee Herman reference? :)
Do you remember the Pee-wee Herman doll with “turbo-fist” action? Remarkably lifelike.
She’s not really big enough to be Reubenesque. More like “curvaceous.”
Junk in the trunk.
Nice shelf for the husband’s after dinner drink.
Wow!! She looks huge!!
At least her son doesn’t have an erection this time.
Kids! They’re so damn unreliable. I paid her to pull the top down!
The key would be predicting who will look this good down the road. She may not be as hot as Naya Rivera, but she is freakin amazing for her age.
Who?
I agree; she looks hot. Naya Rivera… Meh. She doesn’t have any curves… Which is the main reason I dig Stephanie Seymour so much.
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I would make sweet sweet love to that big mom ass of hers. We could only hope that our wives age like that.
I am amazed at how the FISH fans are so receptive to this. I think she looks good for her age as well. I would love to stab that ass.
Can we have more old moms instead of Kesha posts please? HAHAHAH
I wouldn’t make sweet love, but I would fuck the hell out of this old broad. She is not bad at all.
Nice shot. So very erotic.
Yummy
I’d still hit that……
I would make that poor woman sob in the shower.
A cum shower!
How’s that “Unimate,” are you Norman Bates?
I’m just assuming that she wouldn’t sleep with me voluntarily.
She slept with Axl Rose, presumably voluntarily, though that may be in doubt considering that she claimed he was physically abusive in a lawsuit she filed against him. I met her at a publishing convention (I have zero memory of why she was there, but apparently someone saw fit to publish a book with her name on the cover). She struck me as being, well, about as dumb as I’d imagine anyone who would be involved with Axl Rose would be. And I noticed that her butt was pretty high on her body, though this did not make her unattractive (this was around 15 years ago, she was in much better shape than she is in these photos).
She was in better shape 15 years ago compared to now? :| No.. way
If I was her old man I would cram that fuckers camera down his throat. Invading my wife and child like that.
Are you new to celebrity gossip or something? That said, a lot of them have telescopic lenses anyway. Do your worst, big gunner.
Axl?
flabby.
great ass!
It’s just not the same without the teenage son tongue kissing with reach around titty-grab action.
Not bad for a 65 year old woman.
fucken aye
I clicked hoping for Her son Peter Brant. Say what you want’ but he is hot!
Why so many damned pics with the kids? Not cool.
a real ass –
wow, haven’t seen one of those in a while…
She looked like an older Robin Scherbatsky.
She looks like an older Robin Scherbatsky.
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Tina Fey in these pics?
she’s fat, she was better in the previous pictures, she should loose some weight..
You turds say that she has to lose weight. She doesn’t have to do ANYTHING except get naked and have my fuel rod in her reactor.
Ole Steph looks to have had a ham sammich or 2 .. but I’d hit that harder than I’d hit Snookie with a sock full of quarters!
she looks good, but this is not that hard of a look for someone her age. shes only 42. lots of women her age look pretty hot still. granted, their skin isnt as tight as when theyre younger, but still many women take care of themselves in their 40s.
I thought she was 60.
Not hot. In the face, in the main picture, she looks like Susan Sarandon which is a deal killer for me.
she’s a hot mama. i like her now than she was with axl..
Milf -tastic!
I’d be thrilled to slip my weiner into her soft, fluffy ass. I bet it feels all cozy and warm in there.
Superb Mom Ass
It’s like her ass crack is slurping up that bikini like a string of spaghetti
She’s nothing but smoking to me: I love older women like this.
BOING!
Excuse me while I clean up…
yep, she’s all woman too I bet, and voracious as hell in bed.
Steeler chick, that’s not the boner son. It’s a different son.
That son I can actually believe i gay. The other one, not so much, and it’s pretty evident :P
LMAO! The daughter took a look at her mom’s tits and realized she’ll never have them that big, naturally, so she starts to cry. Poor kid
What’s with this family and touching their mothers boob?
I don’t know, but if she’ll adopt me, we could explore my oedipus complex.
Damn Stephanie is fine. I’d nom mom nom that!
What dress size is she? And are her boobs fake or real?
She should wrap those thick thighs around my head & grind her milf-coochie into my ugly face.
Old age man. I remember when this chick was youngish and full of joie de vivre.
Just not fair. Eff you father time…
stop imitating Sarah Palin. we got Tina Fey for that!
Gotta love those Hillbillies chomping on their gum
Yeah, really classy. I suppose they think it hides the tobacco breath? It doesn’t!
is she squirting?
“Look Ma they’re trying to see if you gave me a boner again.”
I think that’s her younger son, but I’m sure he can manage a boner too
Needs a spanking!
i’d hit that.
she looks juicy.
by MILF standards, that is fucking hot.
This is heaven.
Is that the same women from November Rain ?
She should have quit while she was ahead .