Good Morning, Stephanie Seymour Spilling Out of Her Swimsuit, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 27, 2012

- Gwyneth Paltrow celebrated the winter solstice in the colonies? How positively dreadful. [Lainey Gossip]

– Christmas was only two days ago. These boobs are still relevant. [theCHIVE]

- Tom Cruise found another 26-year-old willing to pretend he has sex with her in exchange for money and fame? In America? I don’t believe it. [Dlisted]

– So McDreamy is trying to save the brand of coffee I drink every morning because I’m a stubborn creature of habit. *caresses VHS tape full of Baywatch episodes* I’ll never trade you for Internet porn. Never… [Gossip Cop]

– “Hey, dad, mom’s taking us all to the Lakers game!” “Alright!” “But you have to sit by yourself because your marriage’s a sham.” “Awww…” [BuzzFeed]

- Irina Shayk and Lily Aldridge made you some sexy Christmas videos. Feliz Navidad! [Popoholic]

– Apparently Janet Jackson has had a billionaire boyfriend all theses years because they’re getting married. [TooFab]

- Demi Moore‘s daughters are “disgusted” with her which is usually what happens to a woman who sucks the beauty out of her still gestating childred and sharts out bridge trolls. I’ve seen it a hundred times. [Celebslam]

- Rob Kardashian uses Botox. Yup. [IDLYITW]

- Spike Lee calls Django Unchained “disrespectful” without even seeing it. Makes sense. [FilmDrunk]

- Aida Yespica in a bikini, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Doutzen Kroes also wore something sexy for Christmas, is officially my new favorite angel. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

– Of course, Jesse James thinks the NRA is awesome. Of course. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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