Good Morning, Stephanie Seymour Spilling Out of Her Swimsuit, And Other News

December 27th, 2012 // 45 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow celebrated the winter solstice in the colonies? How positively dreadful. [Lainey Gossip]

- Christmas was only two days ago. These boobs are still relevant. [theCHIVE]

- Tom Cruise found another 26-year-old willing to pretend he has sex with her in exchange for money and fame? In America? I don’t believe it. [Dlisted]

- So McDreamy is trying to save the brand of coffee I drink every morning because I’m a stubborn creature of habit. *caresses VHS tape full of Baywatch episodes* I’ll never trade you for Internet porn. Never… [Gossip Cop]

- “Hey, dad, mom’s taking us all to the Lakers game!” “Alright!” “But you have to sit by yourself because your marriage’s a sham.” “Awww…” [BuzzFeed]

- Irina Shayk and Lily Aldridge made you some sexy Christmas videos. Feliz Navidad! [Popoholic]

- Apparently Janet Jackson has had a billionaire boyfriend all theses years because they’re getting married. [TooFab]

- Demi Moore‘s daughters are “disgusted” with her which is usually what happens to a woman who sucks the beauty out of her still gestating childred and sharts out bridge trolls. I’ve seen it a hundred times. [Celebslam]

- Rob Kardashian uses Botox. Yup. [IDLYITW]

- Spike Lee calls Django Unchained “disrespectful” without even seeing it. Makes sense. [FilmDrunk]

- Aida Yespica in a bikini, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Doutzen Kroes also wore something sexy for Christmas, is officially my new favorite angel. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Of course, Jesse James thinks the NRA is awesome. Of course. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Gary Grant

    Missing in the pictures: boner boy fapping away.

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    Han Solo
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    Milftastic!

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    Cock Dr
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    Ms Seymour has apparently signed up for Satan’s “Soul 4 Anti Aging Considerations” special offer.
    Satan appears to be holding his part of the bargain.

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    Snooki's Taint
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    See Kim? 44 years old and she doesn’t have a bucket on cottage cheese on her ass. You’re not yet 30, and you could feed a family of four dieting anorexics with that thing.

  5. Thank you for this. And not just for picture #32, either.

    I notice that the next set in the photo gallery is exactly one year old. It’s like Stephanie Seymour In a Swimsuit is our annual Xmas present from you.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Wow……
    She puts 21 year olds to shame

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    Deacon Jones
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    Jackpot

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    Dr Doolittle
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    I can taste her taint from here…. MMMMMM sit on my face and enjoy your cigarette for an hour or so.

  9. Truely awsome MILF!

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    fart
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s to you Mrs Robinson. BOING!

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    Gary Grant
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    To hell with the fact Axl Rose sucked on that. I would be honored to have a tug.

  12. Stephanie Seymour Nipple Slip Bikini Swimsuit
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    If Stephanie Seymour busts out of her swimsuit, and her son is not there to see it, does he bust a chub?

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    Nerp Patrol
    Commented on this photo:

    I see you.

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    DeucePickle
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    Does her boob have a pelvis ?

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    Ronaldo
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    Not bad. Still holding it very well. Much better than many girls half her age.

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    Ronaldo
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    nice. A true MILF

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    Mama Pinkus
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    is she holding a cigarette? that is an odd place to smoke

  18. Stephanie Seymour Nipple Slip Bikini Swimsuit
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    look at that catchers mitt. this woman is giving Ms. Kelly Brook a run for her money. i would eat her ass like no ones business. these photos have made my year!

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    here’s the catchers mitt photo!

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    noah
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    looks like Dennis Quaid hiding in there

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    rubbydubby
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    Not a bad set of tits and nipples.

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    popwilleatitself
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    Dayum.

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    awhitedude
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    Are her boobs real?

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    coyote
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    Looks like her son has an Oedipus complex

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    DonkeyLicks
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    In an attempt to not be laughed at again after her embarrassing beach photo debacle where Stephanie was seen overweight and gratuitously groping her son we now see that she has shed her weight and has a much younger son with her now.

  26. I rubbed one out to her repeatedly when I was young. I’d still sodomize the hell out of her ass. Just wow.

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    floodo1
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    The one pic where you can finally see her true age. Even then I still have a boner :)

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    Pip Pip Cheery-O
    Commented on this photo:

    *Sees a fin*
    “Fuck the kid. I’m out.”

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    Good from all angles.

  30. Stephanie Seymour Nipple Slip Bikini Swimsuit
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    boing boing boing, I agree

  31. Stephanie Seymour Nipple Slip Bikini Swimsuit
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    PFDs (mine)!

  32. Stephanie Seymour Nipple Slip Bikini Swimsuit
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    Not pictured: her son, frantically tugging his shame-rod

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    nik
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    Even her nipples are perfect. Let’s see the other one.

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    Tyler Perry
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    She’s thinned up quite a bit since the last time we saw her spilling out of her bikini- which was awesome, by the way.

  35. anonym

    chubby, or like this…. good either way.

    If she were my mom, I’d fuck her too. what a MILF

    she looks awesome, especially for someone who smokes. Smokers usually look prematurely aged.

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    donkeylicks
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    At first I was all like she’s paying someone to shoot her on the beach with a male human that isn’t her son but then I was all like thats not even Stephanie Seymour

  37. dracula_waiting

    fap fap fappity fap!

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    Henry Hill
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    That takes me back to 1993 in my childhood bedroom where a 16-year old Henry Hill imagined many a thrill…I always loved her nips and never looked back.

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    mocam
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    very fuckable,beautiful milf

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    mocam
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    what a woman even at this age,i will take her anytime

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    lommuck
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    dat horse schlong

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    mt
    Commented on this photo:

    For a woman earily 20 years older than either Kuntdazian or JBowWow
    You can bounce quarters off this woman’s ass, not lose them in a
    quicksand of cellulite cottage cheese.

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