There was only one way for this tale to end… Page Six reports:
On July 4, Greenwich, Conn., police said, Seymour called them after having a dispute with 18-year-old Peter Jr., which Peter Sr. witnessed. Lt. Richard Cochran said that when police responded, they were told the mother and son had argued because “the son was going to visit with the mom, and the mom canceled.” Cochran said: “It was all civil in nature.”
Stephanie Seymour 911 Transcript – 7/4/2011
“911, what’s your emergency?”
“I told him I was busy, so, so busy… but the erection, always the erection. I can still it hear bumping against the door. My Peter’s a good boy, he’s a good boy, a good boy…”
“Ma’am, I need you to calm down. Take a deep breath, that’s good. Now who has an erection?”
“My son.”
“And what’s he trying to do with it?”
“Right now? Pick the lock. Peter, dear! You’ll get it stuck in there!”
(muffled) “No one cancels a massage appointment on me, mother! Father? Father? Are you in there? Settle this dispute at once or I shall be forced to leave my seed on your doormat!”
“Ma’am. Ma’am? Try to keep him calm, we’ll send a unit right over.”
“Oh, God, Peter! He shoved it through the keyhole! He shoved it through the keyhole!”
(screaming, followed by sound of phone dropping as older man threatens to load a shotgun while shouting “Put that thing away, we’re not repeating Thanksgiving dinner.”)
Photo: Fame, Flynet, Splash News
He’d apparently violated some penal code.
Is she his real mom? If so, then this looks inappropriate. But if it’s his step-mom, well it looks like she approves. Still inappropriate though.
Would she adopt me ? I could help her with her obvious need to be depraved!
I dream of Stephanie’s ass. Damn she is what its all about! Yummy! Nom nom nom
ohh God its soo AWesome i want that bitch :P Jobs in India and Pakistan
damn damn!! real disturbing – nsfw for parents & kids
Anyone want to bet the argument was over 18 being old enough to ween off breastfeeding?
OMG this is soooo wrong o.o,very wrong!
btw i got a boner :|
This is like the funniest stuff i seen since…I dont.
Some of these comment made me laugh a little.
ohhhhboyyy
dayum old bitch still looks good.
What are they going to do in this pic? Are they both became hot enough?
Stephanie Seymour is seemed to be fucked immdtly, since there is no one beside them right now to do that so she might be thinking of her son Peter Jr. as he is already erected.
Oh my God! I m too.
if she wouldn’t have turned towards him then his hand would have been completely on her boob……what you said makes no sense at all.
Precisely! A donkey could easily understand WTF’s going on. Also notice where her left hand is… awfully low, I’d say. No, this isn’t right at all.
if i was her son id plow her……