Stephanie Seymour Called The Cops on Boner Boy

The Superficial / July 18, 2011

There was only one way for this tale to end… Page Six reports:

On July 4, Greenwich, Conn., police said, Seymour called them after having a dispute with 18-year-old Peter Jr., which Peter Sr. witnessed. Lt. Richard Cochran said that when police responded, they were told the mother and son had argued because “the son was going to visit with the mom, and the mom canceled.” Cochran said: “It was all civil in nature.”

Stephanie Seymour 911 Transcript – 7/4/2011

“911, what’s your emergency?”

“I told him I was busy, so, so busy… but the erection, always the erection. I can still it hear bumping against the door. My Peter’s a good boy, he’s a good boy, a good boy…”

“Ma’am, I need you to calm down. Take a deep breath, that’s good. Now who has an erection?”

“My son.”

“And what’s he trying to do with it?”

“Right now? Pick the lock. Peter, dear! You’ll get it stuck in there!”

(muffled) “No one cancels a massage appointment on me, mother! Father? Father? Are you in there? Settle this dispute at once or I shall be forced to leave my seed on your doormat!”

“Ma’am. Ma’am? Try to keep him calm, we’ll send a unit right over.”

“Oh, God, Peter! He shoved it through the keyhole! He shoved it through the keyhole!”

(screaming, followed by sound of phone dropping as older man threatens to load a shotgun while shouting “Put that thing away, we’re not repeating Thanksgiving dinner.”)

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