Stephanie Seymour is Still in a Bikini,
Boner Boy Presumed Missing

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2011

Because it’s the Friday after St. Patrick’s Day – *pukes in trashcan, resumes eating Baconator* – here’s Stephanie Seymour on the beach in St. Barts again where, for the second day in a row, Boner Boy is nowhere to be found. When reached for comment, the entire Internet sighed, “I guess we’ll just have to stare at her huge, awesome MILF tits,” before shoving its hands in its pocket and kicking a rock down the street. The situation would later be described as “stupid” followed by intense questioning on the serving of Stove Top.

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