Stephanie Seymour is Still in a Bikini,
Boner Boy Presumed Missing

March 18th, 2011 // 136 Comments

Because it’s the Friday after St. Patrick’s Day – *pukes in trashcan, resumes eating Baconator* – here’s Stephanie Seymour on the beach in St. Barts again where, for the second day in a row, Boner Boy is nowhere to be found. When reached for comment, the entire Internet sighed, “I guess we’ll just have to stare at her huge, awesome MILF tits,” before shoving its hands in its pocket and kicking a rock down the street. The situation would later be described as “stupid” followed by intense questioning on the serving of Stove Top.

Photos: Fame, Splash News

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  1. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Roofies Yum
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    I’m not even gay and that’s giving me a boner right now.

  2. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    *seeing stars* My penis just gave me an uppercut to the chin.

  3. j

    shes still hot.

  4. sunnyroberto

    Sorry, I still can’t get those Ke$ha bikini pictures out of my memory, I think they’re seared onto the backs of my retinas.

  5. Melissa

    I love her body. She’s womanly and perfect.

  6. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    The Observer
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    I hope that isn’t her O face.

  7. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    The Observer
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    Mmmm…boobies.

  8. the captain

    damn, SHE FORGOT TOILET-PAPER, folks!!

  9. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Jon Hex
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    Not the first time I’ve seen a picture of a 40+ year old woman and wanted a time machine to go back to when she was hot. The first time I thought about setting it to yesterday, though.

  10. lachica

    I wonder if her son is really gay or if it was the thing to say after he got busted inappropriately hugging his M-he-ILF.

  11. Clarence Beeks

    She looks fantastic to me, and is still gorgeous. I wouldn’t call anyone gay or crazy for not thinking she is, but personally I have always thought she was stunning. Could she drop a few lbs.? Sure, but she looks healthy and happy – that is definitely more important than starving and miserable. 15 lbs., isn’t worth it – it’s not like she is overweight, just on the high end of her “healthy range” for her height.

    • LEB

      She’s one of those lucky women who can cart around an extra 15 lbs and still look hot. Thems some good genes right there.

  12. SuperficialAdmin

    i wanna fuck the shit out of that bitch RIGHT NOW

  13. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    look
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    My, what big ta-tas you have, Ma

  14. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    LEB
    Commented on this photo:

    If I look like this when I’m in my 40s, I will be a happy, happy woman. Heck, I’d be happy to have that rack NOW!

  15. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    serok
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    i s aw the news she had augmanted her breast few years ago.
    so i think she’s only woman who looking good to others.

  16. atheistgirl

    I hope I look that good when I reach her age.

  17. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Critique
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    MMmmm she is MILF!

  18. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    quickrick
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    i would so hit it!!!

  19. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    IKE
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    I’d like to see that ass in some tight jeans. Maybe even some short- shorts! Just saying…..if it has to have clothes on it, they might as well be ones i like.

  20. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Not good
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    Milftastic.

  21. Snarky_Pup

    She looks amazing for any age but especially when you stop to realize that she’s 42 and has had four kids. Her boobs look fantastic. One of the best pairs I have ever seen.

  22. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    phineas q. butterfat
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a weird cross between Stephanie Seymour’s body with the face of Tony Soprano’s mom.

  23. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Nik
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    THAT BODY SHAPE IS AMAZING! I’m a straight female and even I can’t stop staring!

    • Silka

      I’ve always thought she had the best body in the world…and she just stays amaaaaazing!!! Nik, I’m a het girl too and I could look at this woman all day long!!!!

  24. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Silka
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    She also has the best hair…not fair!

  25. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Dee
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    She looks very nice. All of the people saying she is fat or whatever, grow up!

  26. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Master Cherry Plucker
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    If she was drowning and I was a lifeguard, I’d be resuscitating her WONDER ASS, 1st…

  27. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Master Cherry Plucker
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    XXX-Mas feast, anyone?!? I’d like to pour my gravy over that, pics included!!!

  28. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Master Cherry Plucker
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    You are all ADAMETTE LAMBERT fans if you don’t have a rock-solid boner on this!!!!!

  29. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Master Cherry Plucker
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    Nope, too fat for market. Is she trying to be KK?

  30. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    What an ass!

  31. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Mike
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    What a beautiful body

  32. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Steve
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    For her age she looks fantastic

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