Stephanie Seymour is Still in a Bikini,
Boner Boy Presumed Missing

March 18th, 2011 // 136 Comments

Because it’s the Friday after St. Patrick’s Day – *pukes in trashcan, resumes eating Baconator* – here’s Stephanie Seymour on the beach in St. Barts again where, for the second day in a row, Boner Boy is nowhere to be found. When reached for comment, the entire Internet sighed, “I guess we’ll just have to stare at her huge, awesome MILF tits,” before shoving its hands in its pocket and kicking a rock down the street. The situation would later be described as “stupid” followed by intense questioning on the serving of Stove Top.

Photos: Fame, Splash News

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  1. dudedoesexcellentpissers

    DUH

    • Woofus

      She looks amazing. I am guessing aside from breasts and a killer workout regimin that she’s had some lipo but it looks FANTASTIC and I want to be her

  2. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    I would take her right there on the beach and do her doggie style.

  3. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    The old “Fart at the Paparazzi” move…classic.

  4. dpbefun

    I would do her …. in the butt.

    • Bill

      I would do every part of her. Seriously boys, this is the kind of MILF you lock yourself in a hotel room with for a solid week. Exploring this body and making her squeal with delight would be a pleasure. There is no way that billionaire husband has enough time to treat her right.

  5. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Damn she got some curves on her. I love the pic with her bending over with that ass out. I would hit it from the back and spank that pale ass till it turns red.

  6. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Tyler Perry
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    Its like a before and after….

  7. Damn she got some curves on her. I love the pic with her bending over with that ass out. I would hit it from the back and spank that pale ass till it turns red.

    • Hellisforsissies

      “Boner Boy” has deebs on her ass! I am sure he is lurking just out of the view of the cameras, waiting for his chance to grab her ass again.

    • L'il Dick

      Nah, you would only get to mow the lawn of take out the trash.

  8. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    NomNom
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a snapshot of a recurring dream of mine.

  9. NomNom

    Nothing like some “good ole-fashioned retired supermodel MILF ass” to end the work week. The 20-25 extra pounds looks great on her.

  10. “Boner Boy Presumed Missing”

    nope, i’m right here…

  11. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a pose that middle aged women should avoid at all costs.

  12. sorry, I feel bad for her son. That’s fucked up and he will never live it down.

    • walking around with a raging hard-on for your mom would probably be a little weird…

    • Yeah, getting caught on camera tongue kissing and squeezing your mom’s boob is a pretty tough rep to beat. No many how many time you say “it’s ok because I’m gay” nobody is going to give you a pass.

      • Guys, that didn’t happen. You are just bullying a gay teen and must be proud. Bring on the fame whores and I will join in on the hate.

        You know what? Fuck it. You win.

        ” Where is the little queer boy that ew! kisses his mom on the mouth! Yuck! Oh and OMG did you see the way his wet swimming trunks looked like and erection? ! He’s Hot for his mom!!..oh he shot himself in the face? Ha! what did his mom turn him down this time? Ha ha ha!!!”

        …..that was fun, you’re right!

      • Thanks MJ, but it’s a redneck wisecrack site, all included

      • Hence me joining in on the fun!

      • Mary Jane, you must not have seen the photos the rest of us did, because it most certainly DID happen. He did OPEN MOUTH kiss his mom, he DID squeeze her boob while doing it, and he did have a goddamn boner when he was done.

        His excuse “Hey, I’m gay so it’s ok” is insulting to GAY people. Nobody is making fun of him because he’s gay, people are making fun of him because he thinks it’s ok for gay people to get a boner from juggling their mom’s huge boobs.

    • Mary Jane, you’re a tad confused here. No one lit out to bash the kid because he’s gay so you can pack up your playground bullying sign and go home. What people reacted to were pictures of his grabbing his mom’s tit when he hugged her, followed by a full-on mouth kiss and her tying his trunks while he was sporting what looked like a nice salute to Oedipal arousal. They behaved like a couple, rather than a mother and son, and people reacted just the same as they did when Hulk Hogan was caught rubbing his hands all over his daughter’s ass (Sunblock! I swear it was just to keep her from burning!). Funny how I didn’t see you standing up for the Hulkster or Brooke, huh?

      Her response to the photo shoot was the dubious statement that all moms and sons are affectionate like this (er – unless her middle name is Jocasta, not so much), her son’s was that since he’s gay, there was no way a handfull of mommy’s tits could arouse him. He seemed quite secure in making that statement, and he and mom obviously didn’t realize other people weren’t as sanguine about a mother and son grabbing each other in public as they were. The reaction is not “he’s gay, bully him!”, it’s speculation that he’s straight with a whole ‘nother set of issues – and if he hadn’t said a word about being gay, the very same speculation about boners would still be there. Which actually proves, in some sort of sick way, this isn’t some sort of a gay witch hunt.

      • justifiable, thank you for taking time out of your day to clear any confusion I had.
        He did not have an erection, and I kiss my kids on the mouth. What is sad to me is they were just trying to have a nice day at the beach and now he is the brunt of the internet’s joke. He is gay and I would think most kids wouldn’t make that up to justify anything.
        -oh And did you look up the post on Hogan just to see if I balked at that too? /KUZ I did, my daddy touches me in special places too and it’s okay /KUZ he said he was gay.

        muahaha jk I never met my biological father.

      • also not to mention the fact that they were aware of the paparazzi taking pics of them. So if you know people are taking pics of you and you do stuff like that, of course expect to get ridiculed. Those pics were probably done on purpose for 1. to get her back in the spotlight 2. announce to the world he’s gay . Again this is not a “gay witch hunt” .

        This is more like the guy at the amusement park sitting on the water waiting for people to dunk him. while he makes rude calls at them to try and hit him.

      • Smegma Leg

        Gay boys always pop a stiffie when close to their mother – it’s the only woman who loves them so give ‘em a break

      • ya’ll really don’t have to defend yourselves. Be pricks, gay and straight soljas fight for your right to.

        ya’ll? soljas? that half a bottle must be kicking my ass. ;)

      • “Also not the mention…”
        Lol. Thanks for not mentioning :P:P

    • Mary Jane, you’re the one we’re actually feeling sorry for. If you’re trying to be a troll, you’re doing a piss-poor job of it. If you aren’t and are just trying to be tiresome and nanny everyone, then you suck at that, too, cuz even when you’re getting ass-fucked you don’t get what’s happening. Crawl back into the bottle – I mean your “happy place” – and give it a rest. And try not to embarass your kids today any more today than you already have.

      • A troll? Okay… weird. Not trying to nanny anyone hun, this just started with me saying I feel bad for her son and everyone had to defend their unwitty remarks. Like yours… oh wait, you just jumped on my ‘embarrassing’ comment and didn’t actually post anything. Just nannying me and my stupid ‘hey not gonna hate on the little gay boy.’ remark. I can tell you are trying to penetrate my ass but I feel you are wrong and it doesn’t bother me as much as my being wrong in your eyes does.
        aand, Not your business, but of course my kids are not here with me today, hence me having some vodka.
        Now I know better though, next time I will jump on the bandwagon and agree with whatever you have to say, wouldn’t want to be a troll and humiliate my kids by having my own opinion. So glad you showed me how to live. Once again, thank you for taking time out of your day to show this drunk troll a thing or two.

      • Mary Jane, bravo on that classic passive-aggressive attitude! I have a feeling your kids aren’t with you a lot – and it’s purely out of self-defense on their part. Someone actually dared to have a difference of opinion with you and your response is to start admonishing them for being proud to be bullying gay teens – but of course you’re not trying to nanny anyone, are ya? It’s all about you making yourself a victim and about them being unworthy enough to defend their “unwitty remarks”, rather than about people pointing out there’s more than a bit of discrepancy between the photographic evidence and the way you want to spin things.

        See, it’s OK for YOU to have an opinion, but God forbid anyone should disagree with anything you say, because then your response is “OK, BE a prick, because gay and straight soldiers died for your right to be one.” No one called your comment “embarassing” – you were the one who went so far as to wrap yourself in the flag. Shit, talk about embarassing – I don’t think the GLBTcommunity is exactly looking to sign you up as an advocate any time soon. If you’re gonna try to manipulate people, remember 1) what works on family members does not work on people who don’t give a shit about you, as they have no reason to feel guilty when you pull the poor-me card and 2) do not be so openly blatant about it, it only irritates people.

        I do have to say I love the passive-agressive better-feel-sorry-for-me chaser of “next time I’m just gonna jump on the bandwagon and agree with everything you say”, but only because it’s marginally better than “Go ahead, just ignore me – I’ll just sit in here in the dark, alone”. ( Bet the kids have only heard that 378,972 times, right?)

      • :) Hate all you want. You seem to en/KWROEU yourself, oops, enjoy, (sorry on a stenograph machine, my babe took my keyboard) I have my daughter 24/7 just got a little break today, my stepdaughter lives with her father (wish we could afford to live together…poor me!) so I try to get her for more than just weekends when I can. You have spent a lot of time trying to clear up confusion for me, so I will return the favor. Say, what, you, want. It is OKAY with me. You are a random person on the internet and it takes a little more than a stranger with no prior knowledge of me trying super hard to say something mean to actually affect me. please forgive this victim for not getting upset with you. You just really don’t matter to me, so go ahead and get irritated and make a stand and pound away at your keyboard. Someone is wrong online and I know you must express your distaste at her. I will try next time to care a little more and get my feelings hurt at your stupid assumptions.
        But this was fun! Have a nice, lonely day!

      • gyromancer

        For someone who doesn’t care you’re doing an awful lot of explaining.

    • Hellisforsissies

      Wow, long winded rebuttals and all that aside, the truth is, if someone doesn’t want to have to “live that down”, they shouldn’t engage in publicly viewable activities, that can be interpreted in a way, that will make it necessary.
      In case you haven’t noticed, everyone gets the same sarcstic treatment at “The Superficial”, gay, straight, metro-sexual or tiger’s blood infused ninjas, it is all the same. If you want reverance, find a church site to read comments on.

    • LEB

      Or he’ll figure a way to become famous and popular over it. After all, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian did much worse things to become famous.

      • TRUE! He will get a reality show! LOL
        oh and WAY too late, I know, but if you look at the tab it says celebrity gossip. I log in to make fun of said celebrities or celebrity has-beens. Not their kids,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, unlesss its Miley,,,, or Angelina,,,, or Britney… fack!
        meh, what do I care, this post is now old news anyway.
        ..oh wait… I am responding.. ugh! Why do I care so much!?!
        FAILED. :( :(
        ;)

  13. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    would love to!!!

  14. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    For some reason I just love that ass and boobies!!!

  15. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Satan's bitch
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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  16. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait.. isn’t that him right there?

  17. “We’re gona need a bigger boat”

  18. Any Guy

    I’d bang her gay son just to get to her, wait… did I just type that out loud? MOMMY!!!

  19. Satan's bitch

    Thought I saw BB in pic 2… ?

  20. Robert Acquafresca

    smokin!!!

  21. bribios

    Am I the only one who says that wasn’t a boner? That was just a cold water mound, I get that crap all the time in the ocean. Board shorts have a way of pronouncing it too.

    Or is it just funnier to say his mom gave him a boner? Cause I’m on board for that.

    • Cock Dr

      Rule #1 on the blog – always assume the sickest/funniest motivations of the people pictured in the posting. You just can’t go wrong.

    • RoboZombie

      Uh, you obviously are not clear on the concept of “shrinkage”. Ask George Costanza.

  22. jumpin_j

    I would still November Rain on her. God I love my outdated 90′s references.

  23. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    JOJO
    Commented on this photo:

    Thirst!

  24. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    JOJO
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    Seriously, dehydrated here.

  25. McMama

    Damn, she’s still getting it done. I guess if I were her sexually confused teenage son I might have a boner too.

  26. Pat

    It was a long trip to get to the beach so she packed her saddlebags.

  27. Steph

    “Ah am a famous model! Ah am bigger than you an’ higher up the food chain. Git in mah belly!”

  28. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Parker
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    Her ass is shaped like an open invitation to my penis. I always knew such a thing existed but never realized what it looked like till now.

  29. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a nice healthy body & I’ll bet she doesn’t complain about being cold & tired all the time.

  30. IntelligentAsFellasGet

    Ugly face, horrible body, why the torture?

    • miz

      your name should be gay as a gay person gets cause for a women her age she’s lookin fine so shut the fuck up and go gobble down a big ol’ cock meat sandwich!

      • IntelligentAsFellasGet

        Bitch you should change your name to Jiz, since you brought up the gay talk. Just because I don’t want to see her sloppy ass body or her ugly ass face doesn’t make me like men, you ignorant fuck. Her age is a cop out whic won’t work. Halle Berry hotter and 44, Denise Richards 40 and hotter, Jane Seymour 60 and hotter, Stacey Dash 45 and hotter, Demi Moore 48 and hotter, So your logic is B.S. This bitch is fat and sloppy.

    • LEB

      And if she was at a bar and interested in your stupid ass, you’d jump at the chance to sleep with her. But she probably wouldn’t be interested, because you’re probably some fat, ugly douche with acne who sits around playing World of Warcraft all day and beating off to pictures of women you will never, ever have.

      • IntelligentAsFellasGet

        With an imagination so vivid in detail. it’s obvious you’re describing yourself. LMAO. What is World of Warcraft? Again evidence that you’re decribing yourself. She’s fat and sloppy, deal with it. It’s a comment section not everyone has to agree dumbass.

  31. TurtleMama

    I think she looks great for her age- for any age. I’d rather look like her than some skeletion with two giant basketballs attached to their chest. She still looks better than a lot of 20-somethings.

  32. Joe

    I’d pity-poke that fat fuck.

  33. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Stop the presses folks. boner boy has been found!

  34. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Doug
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great, anyone who says otherwise is living in a fantasy world.

  35. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Mom tush, how I love thee!

  36. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    I'm a jerk
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    Goddamn, she’s so fucking hot. This is what a woman looks like. I’d ride those hips till my back wore out.

  37. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    bort
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    shes hotter now than in her skinny model days

  38. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    TechNut
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys that aren’t married and have children just can’t relate to how attractive a woman is who has children; something about motherhood makes me just want to absolutely OWN this woman.

  39. Josh

    Now shes a milf!! I would eat her farts!!!

  40. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Bad sunburn ow ow ow.

  41. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Floppy sun hat? Check
    Sunglasses? Check
    Bottled drinks? Check
    Beach toys for kid? Check
    Saddlebags?
    Thanks to a weight gain of about 20 pounds she never leaves home without them.

    She should have packed some sunblock. Sex in the missionary position will be somewhat uncomfortable for her with that sunburn.

  42. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder why he’s lying face down…hmm…why could that be?

  43. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    whuff…not a good look for her, I bet that would barely give her son a boner at all.

  44. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Tyler Perry
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    I dig it, but she’s definitely packed on a few LB’s to get this curvy….nice though

  45. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Bill Clinton's alter ego
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    I’d drive that like an old truck!!

  46. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Bill Clinton's alter ego
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    I do her so bad they would declare her a federal emergency!

  47. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Bill Clinton's alter ego
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    her brake pads would be burning!

  48. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Bill Clinton's alter ego
    Commented on this photo:

    She’d be callin my name

  49. Bill Clinton's alter ego

    I’m taking a poll – Who has rubbed one out the stephanie ?

  50. Bill Clinton's alter ego

    I’d drive that hard like an old truck !

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