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Uhh……This is the age where you can’t fucking stand to be around your parents. Not….the opposite……….
Some things are just wrong. And popping a stiffie at the beach while you’re standing with your bikini clad mom is the wrongest.
I see the next Norman Bates in the making.
Ok, this explains the therapist I saw salivating on my way here.
Yuck, that sort of affection is OK if your son is 5 but not at the size and age he must be at…gross. Before I saw if upclose, I thought he was her boyfriend or husband.
totally agree…before i clicked on it i thought ‘oh gosh, who is that over the hill slut banging now???” (slut because she dated axl rose back in the days when i was in love with him). i think i just revealed my age ; )
anyway where was i?? but when i opened it – GROSS. that has GOT to be her son…ew ew ew…
I wish I had a hot mom that allowed me to bang her too…
Yea, that’s not disturbing at all…
What happens on the island, stays on the island.
She should probably keep her creeping crone-hands off his waistband next time someone with a camera is nearby.
Stfu, seriously.. thats the best you could come up with? You’d ejaculate prematurely if her creeping crone hands got within 13 miles of your thimble of a cock. If youre going to try to insult, at least come up w something worth a fuck, Christ.
After my mangled words were gone-over for hours by the FBI, I have to watch what I say on this site.
For Christ sakes Clooney marry the woman already, you know how strangers opinions take precedence.
she looks fantastic. better than a LOT of women half her age!
Haha
hahahahahaha
Fanny Flaps AHOY!
Just looked her up on imdb, sadly this kid looks a lot like her soon to be ex, Peter Brant.I was hoping she was having fun with an unrelated young looking over 18 year old
I’ll have what she’s having
Prepare for entry!
stephanie just tried to SH*T in the water.
………THIS WAS ALL.
Holy Fuck that fat ass looks good!
OMG. How old is she? That is awesome. So. Very Awesome.
If the internet hadn’t ruined me for stills a long time ago, I would have just been elected the Mayor of Stroke City, USA.
I swear to god I felt an actual wave of relief come over me when I read about Snooki not being in the ball drop, like a horrific series of catastrophes had been erased from time.
Someone needs their own reality show. I’d watch a “Stephanie Seymour walks around the house, goes to grocery store, PTA meetings etc. in Victoria Secret underwear from 1991 and gives her sons awkward boners” reality show on E in a heartbeat.
Fish, this really deserved it’s own post.. her and her son are creepy, wow..
that’s her son, right?
Poor kid. If I were his age, and my mom looked like that, and she was fondling anywhere near my junk (as in anywhere within 6 feet of it), I’d get a boner too.
ok, who here doesn’t know what to do with that?!?
to clarify—
if she can still make me want to paste her ass
rather that that kid’s face
then that ain’t too shabby….
WTF?! How is that her son??
This is just weird, especially in combination with that other boner picture.. >.<
Siiiick..
Pic #22:
“Oh crap, I gave my son a boner!”
i’d hit that
that’s a delicious phat booty
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hallway baby……
Oh you dirty minded people. The son popped a chub for the hired help in the background. Mom is just running interference fixing the waistband.
yeah i think the hired help is what caused him to get that packet of gum in his shorts. but his mother definitely gave me a chubbers.
she looks extremely desperate for a fuck, and it’s embarrassing. and close your legs around your kids!
Fish, Dammit! I think you’re gay. You say you love breasts and all that. But I haven’t seen a naked tit on this site for months. Prove me wrong by posting massive naked mammaries and I’ll apologize (even if I still think you’re gay).
Did someone say “Assume the position.”??
gross
omg i just looked her up and she had an AMAZING body when she was younger omg!
Gross… does she really think being with a boy about 5-8 years older than her own is going to work? Oooogie. And where is this child’s mother?
King Gibson….. well said. She is old enough to be the boys grandmother or great grandmother. and she looks like s_ _ t. and plenty stupid romping with a little kid.
She’s 42 and gave birth to 4 kids. Imagine how most of women who share that criteria with her look like. She’s fantastic.
Bloody hell. For a 42 year old, she is a goddess.
WOW
If you think he’s popping a boner for the chick in the background then you obviously missed the pic where he’s grabbing mommy’s boob.
this pictures made me oh so horny with a big weiner.
I am 12 and wut is this?
negged.
would also destroy that ass….. if he was my son.
I’ll have what HE’S having…..oh mommy!
She’s obviously familiar with the big cock on that boy.
you’d have to be a stuck up dork not to.
caption for pic 22: Oh, sweetie, you got your first boner. Here, let me help you with that!
If that was his first boner, then they must live in seperate continents.