Stephanie Seymour is in a Bikini, Too, and Other News

December 29th, 2010 // 167 Comments

- Stephanie Seymour has a special relationship with her son. Or is dating a 15-year-old. Let’s assume both. [The Superficial]

- Snooki banned from Time’s Square Ball Drop. [Popeater]

- Shocking News! Joe Francis might be getting divorced. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Simpson makes Eric Johnson dress up like Lloyd Christmas. [Lainey Gossip]

- George Clooney won’t marry this. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Karissa and Kristina Shannon like pole dancing. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka prove why two heads are better than one. [Huffington Post]

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  1. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Lux
    Commented on this photo:

    Uhh……This is the age where you can’t fucking stand to be around your parents. Not….the opposite……….

  2. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Funeral Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Some things are just wrong. And popping a stiffie at the beach while you’re standing with your bikini clad mom is the wrongest.

    I see the next Norman Bates in the making.

  3. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Mashara
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, this explains the therapist I saw salivating on my way here.

  4. sophie

    Yuck, that sort of affection is OK if your son is 5 but not at the size and age he must be at…gross. Before I saw if upclose, I thought he was her boyfriend or husband.

    • kerri

      totally agree…before i clicked on it i thought ‘oh gosh, who is that over the hill slut banging now???” (slut because she dated axl rose back in the days when i was in love with him). i think i just revealed my age ; )
      anyway where was i?? but when i opened it – GROSS. that has GOT to be her son…ew ew ew…

  5. Fawks

    I wish I had a hot mom that allowed me to bang her too…

  6. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    What happens on the island, stays on the island.

  7. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She should probably keep her creeping crone-hands off his waistband next time someone with a camera is nearby.

    • Steve O

      Stfu, seriously.. thats the best you could come up with? You’d ejaculate prematurely if her creeping crone hands got within 13 miles of your thimble of a cock. If youre going to try to insult, at least come up w something worth a fuck, Christ.

  8. Rough on Xtra light duty

    After my mangled words were gone-over for hours by the FBI, I have to watch what I say on this site.

    For Christ sakes Clooney marry the woman already, you know how strangers opinions take precedence.

  9. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    she looks fantastic. better than a LOT of women half her age!

  10. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha

    hahahahahaha

  11. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Mysteriuos
    Commented on this photo:

    Fanny Flaps AHOY!

  12. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    hmmm
    Commented on this photo:

    Just looked her up on imdb, sadly this kid looks a lot like her soon to be ex, Peter Brant.I was hoping she was having fun with an unrelated young looking over 18 year old

  13. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll have what she’s having

  14. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    Prepare for entry!

  15. wim

    stephanie just tried to SH*T in the water.
    ………THIS WAS ALL.

  16. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Holy Fuck
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy Fuck that fat ass looks good!

  17. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Damn
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG. How old is she? That is awesome. So. Very Awesome.

  18. If the internet hadn’t ruined me for stills a long time ago, I would have just been elected the Mayor of Stroke City, USA.

  19. brunski

    I swear to god I felt an actual wave of relief come over me when I read about Snooki not being in the ball drop, like a horrific series of catastrophes had been erased from time.

  20. Someone needs their own reality show. I’d watch a “Stephanie Seymour walks around the house, goes to grocery store, PTA meetings etc. in Victoria Secret underwear from 1991 and gives her sons awkward boners” reality show on E in a heartbeat.

  21. suck it

    Fish, this really deserved it’s own post.. her and her son are creepy, wow..

  22. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    bortz
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s her son, right?

  23. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor kid. If I were his age, and my mom looked like that, and she was fondling anywhere near my junk (as in anywhere within 6 feet of it), I’d get a boner too.

  24. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    ok, who here doesn’t know what to do with that?!?

  25. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    to clarify—
    if she can still make me want to paste her ass
    rather that that kid’s face
    then that ain’t too shabby….

  26. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Q
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF?! How is that her son??
    This is just weird, especially in combination with that other boner picture.. >.<
    Siiiick..

  27. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    XFX
    Commented on this photo:

    Pic #22:

    “Oh crap, I gave my son a boner!”

  28. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Well
    Commented on this photo:

    i’d hit that

  29. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    anonyymi
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s a delicious phat booty

  30. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    TheTruth
    Commented on this photo:

    He took a face from the ancient gallery
    And he walked on down the hallway baby……

  31. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    OKOK
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh you dirty minded people. The son popped a chub for the hired help in the background. Mom is just running interference fixing the waistband.

  32. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    blank
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah i think the hired help is what caused him to get that packet of gum in his shorts. but his mother definitely gave me a chubbers.

  33. flavorfest

    she looks extremely desperate for a fuck, and it’s embarrassing. and close your legs around your kids!

  34. grobpilot

    Fish, Dammit! I think you’re gay. You say you love breasts and all that. But I haven’t seen a naked tit on this site for months. Prove me wrong by posting massive naked mammaries and I’ll apologize (even if I still think you’re gay).

  35. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    TheDuuuuuude
    Commented on this photo:

    Did someone say “Assume the position.”??

  36. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Anne
    Commented on this photo:

    gross

  37. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Anne
    Commented on this photo:

    omg i just looked her up and she had an AMAZING body when she was younger omg!

  38. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    SmartPotato
    Commented on this photo:

    Gross… does she really think being with a boy about 5-8 years older than her own is going to work? Oooogie. And where is this child’s mother?

  39. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    leah
    Commented on this photo:

    King Gibson….. well said. She is old enough to be the boys grandmother or great grandmother. and she looks like s_ _ t. and plenty stupid romping with a little kid.

  40. dr.jimmy

    She’s 42 and gave birth to 4 kids. Imagine how most of women who share that criteria with her look like. She’s fantastic.

  41. Mr.Q

    Bloody hell. For a 42 year old, she is a goddess.

  42. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Ed
    Commented on this photo:

    If you think he’s popping a boner for the chick in the background then you obviously missed the pic where he’s grabbing mommy’s boob.

  43. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    zyzz
    Commented on this photo:

    this pictures made me oh so horny with a big weiner.

  44. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Germanic
    Commented on this photo:

    I am 12 and wut is this?

  45. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Coalman
    Commented on this photo:

    negged.

    would also destroy that ass….. if he was my son.

  46. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Drew
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll have what HE’S having…..oh mommy!

  47. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    james
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s obviously familiar with the big cock on that boy.

  48. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    lol
    Commented on this photo:

    you’d have to be a stuck up dork not to.

  49. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Greg
    Commented on this photo:

    caption for pic 22: Oh, sweetie, you got your first boner. Here, let me help you with that!

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