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I would so November Rain all over Stephanie Seymore. See? I made a 90′s reference!!!
Yeah, I didn’t spell her name right. That’s what happens when you celebrate New Year’s Eve early.
Umm..yeah..so where’s the MEN Fish? No eye candy for your lady posters?
…why is she gumming that 12 yr old boy?
It’s her son, Peter Brant Jr. But don’t worry much, just google the kid… he’s into fashion shows and wearing scarves. Mom is not getting anything out of him
yes i agree put some sexy ass guys on her, not interested in the old hags with beaten baby bellies.
Um, where is the “beaten baby belly”? All I see is a gorgeous woman with a rocking body at the beach. Jealous much?
i thought that kid was her son….gross.
Dr. Freud on line one for you kid…
It’s her son, Peter Brant Jr. But don’t worry much, just google the kid… he’s into fashion shows and wearing scarves. Mom is probably not getting anything out of him
http://www.papermag.com/2010/09/peter_brant_jr_the_new_it-boy.php
holy crap those are some gross meat curtins they look like they are 3 inches loing.
What the fuck is going on in these pictures? I thought these two kids were her offspring, but that is NOT how you kiss your mother…complete with reach around titty grab.
but that is the way you kiss your mother.
No, that’s how I kiss your mother. C’mere kid…smell my finger.
McFeely we know you dig in your ass all day long, it’s all you apes were taught, but why subject innocent people to your negroid customs?
awe…did you walk in on a black man porking your fat momma again? I know it makes you angry, but the rent’s gotta get paid. Trailers ain’t free ya know.
Not as hot as Christie Brinkley these days, but still not bad.
well she is now hotter than Christie Brinkley. Christie is somewhat fuckable.but Stephanie just a little less hotter than Katey Perry.
You did not just compare uberhot Katy Perry to this haggard looking whale O_O
Oh dear god, I typed the above comment BEFORE the post on katy-perry-without-makeup came out!
HAHA you’re right. Seymour and Katy Perry are comparably unattractive
Somebody likes their mom a bit too much. Can hardly blame him, she looks pretty good for 42.
There’s some other chick standing behind his mom, who probably looks really good in her bikini. Still, a rather embarrassing picture.
That’s not his mum you retards. Didn’t you see the other pictures where they’re all over each other? Like picture 7 and picture 4. I dunno about you, but most guys do not do that shit with their mums.
Woooooooooow, Janice. THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THIS POST.
Picture #22… wat? Is this Wincest?
I’d Smash ….. she has that special somethin I could get behind
At first I thought the ‘young man’ was her child. I guess he serves another purpose. She does look good for her age. I wouldn’t mind watching her do housework. After a few beers……maybe
What is this, wtf, just…omg. Not one for the family photo album.
That’s one heavy set of hips she’s got but I’d be pleased to part those cheeks and stuff my weasel into her fudge hole.
Hey Steph, leave that 15 year old boy alone. WTF?
Whale Ahoy!
Definition of MILF.
Is that her son? Why’s he grabber her tit in one pic, then sporting a huge Woodrow in another!?!?
She’s a poster girl for how women can look if they care enough to take care of themselves. If they don’t get lazy and eat cake and pasta every night, and then whine about how men aren’t attracted to their disgustingly bloated, flabby, Jabba-the-Hut-like figures.
Stephanie is old and she’s squirted out a few kids, and she still looks great. Why? Because she works hard to look good, so men will still find her sexy.
Get to work fatties, and you can be sexy when you get old too. As long as you hit the gym regularly, work hard and and don’t eat every goddam thing within a 30 foot radius.
Now tell us why women don’t find YOU sexy and why your penis looks like a bitten off breakfast sausage..
Don’t worry about me sweetheart. Unfair though it may be, the standard is different for men than women. A man can be out of shape. Hell, a man can even have a small dick. It doesn’t matter. As long as a man knows how to A) talk to women or B) has money, he’ll get as much action as he can handle.
For women to be sexy, they need to take care of themselves and be in good shape. Period. Sounds unfair, don’t it? Too bad for you fatty. Now leverage your bloated ass up off the couch, put down the Ben and Jerry’s (your third pint today?) and waddle off to the gym.
@ Lola: LOL, too true.
You’re right, a man CAN have a small dick, but that doesn’t mean we don’t laugh at you.
@datroof
LOL, and right on…sorry ladies
yes fat men can get attractive women… if they have money. and fat women can get attractive men….. if they have money. but poor fat dudes cannot get hot chicks, just like poor fat women cannot get hot dudes. so basically money is the common denominator here and the fact that you have a penis does not somehow equate to you having superpowers when it comes to getting quality women.
How sad. You are obviously a lonely, ugly, insecure man. All you care about is looks? Don’t get me wrong, as a woman I definitely need a physically attractive man, but I also need substance. I could care less about some ignorant, arrogant, annoying dude. Have a great meaningless life. Oh, and go ahead and attack my looks. I’ll let you think I’m unattractive.
your unattractive
@Bridget go eat your tears in the form of a box of jelly donuts..you angry fat bitch.
if you really are attracttive, send a pic and prove it
@ datroof Yeah you’re 100% right, although you’re insensitive.
But you know, if this is the best that women can look like when they’re middle-aged, many women don’t even wanna bother :( And btw, she’s fat
@cock dr dude i havent laughed so hard in a while, that comment was priceless
Fat and flapjacky.
She looked better with Axel Rose’s fist in her face.
OUT!
You’re kidding right? She’s hot as hell and has beautiful curves. She’s such a sexy MILF.
she’s in her 40s for fuck’s sake. she looks FANTASTIC. awesome figure, great hips and legs. the hair ain’t that great, but eh, it’s the BEACH, right? Anyway, she’s so doable it’s not worth arguing about. you kids just go screw a box full of plastic bits and silicon why dontcha? throw some grout and bondo in there for good measure….
Yes, she looks good for her age. But let’s also be HONEST, she looks good for 42 years old…that’s not the same as looking good in general.
A 20 year old that looked like her would be met with criticism and ridicule for having such a huge fat ass, and lack of tone in legs and belly.
Basically, I’m saying that we all agree she’s aging better than average…but like a used car, the value goes down every year no matter how clean you keep it. Sorry ladies, but it’s the real world. Cash in your chips when you’ve got max value…wait too long and you end up bitter and old, ragging on people on websites.
You never cease to amaze me with your asinine posts. She’s fucking hot, for 42 or 24. And if you say otherwise, you’re either an idiot, or just trying to pump yourself up and make yourself sound like something other than a pimple faced fuck who lives in their parents basement…unfortunately, we all know the truth. Carry on, moron.
She’s got a fantastic body for a woman of ANY age. Sure, she’s not a size 2, but she’s not overweight, either. She’s a normal woman of a healthy weight who is rocking that bikini. If you saw her on the beach, I guarantee your penis would take notice.
Wrong. She looks better than most twenty-somethings. She’s always had amazing body so she had more to work with from the get go than the average girl. Sure, she’s gained some weight over the years (but she’s no fatass like the muffin top high school chicks at the mall) and her face looks a bit older but for any age, this woman is hot. You know that you would give her a second look if you ever saw her in person, which you won’t since you dwell in your mama’s basement and only surface briefly for cheeto and dingdong breaks!
@ McFeely Smackup: Too true. Oh well, the world is cruel for females and that’s just the way it is
Yeah, she looks awesome, I want her body at my age if I kept it till she was her age I’d be super hyped. She looks natural, womanly hips and all.
In amongst all that nonsensical sentence structure seems to be an admission that you’re not a very attractive woman at your current age.
No, it may seem to be, but it’s only an admission of admiring an older lady with a great figure. I’m attractive but that is besides the point. Quit hurling insults at me McFeely I know it makes you feel a bit more superior to belittle people but relax killer, don’t take your aggression out on me. Plz and ty.
;)
i concur with you in your admiration of stephanie seymour’s hips :D
“schaaaaa-WING!!!”
She’s got quite the badonk-a-donk. I think she looks pretty good overall. And she’s peein’ in Pic 10.
Easing yourself down on the underwater penis coral is a tourist favorite in St. Barts.
In Pics 17 and 18 that’s me to the left, just off camera who she’s reaching for.
The kid has a boner in Pic 22.
Easing yourself down on the underwater penis coral is a tourist favorite in St. Barts.
i am confused. is that her son?? why are they fondling each other? that is disgusting!! if that’s her son she is being wayyyyyyyyyyyy too affectionate with him and if that’s not her son, she should be arrested. gross.
yeah it looks to affectionate to be her son.especially with a boner. more likely a youthful 20 something she’s dating on the side. i remember they said the same about Dolly parton datng a teenager. turned out it was a 25 yr old who looked 16.
omigod before even writing that comment i hadn’t looked at all the pictures – they were creeping me out too much. i just saw pic 22. need a long hot shower now to get the ech off my body.
i hope you’re right and that’s a young boyfriend but i fear you’re wrong….
Stacey’s mom has got it going on.
Umm, I have to say, I’ve seen this set, and another set of her bikini pics with her son, and the two of them give me an uncomfy vibe. I get the feeling they’re banging. They’re just too close. She’s nearly touching his package in one pic, and you can see him bulging up, and in another pic, he’s touching the side of her boob.
In the other set, she’s bending over right in front of him. Incest!
Assume the position!
“Oh mommy its stiff again”
Did her son just cop a feel? hehehehehe gross
Something funny goin on here.
Something funny goin on here
This woman looks amazing. Plain and simple.
My son loves me , but not like that!
she would look like one big f*ckin pear if it weren’t for those fake tatas
You haters will be raggin’ on her cellulite, but this woman looks BANGING for her age. Would do her in a second.
..and afterwards you’d call your mom..
She looks good, but the implants are obvious.
Now I’m confused. I’m 28 yrs old heterosexual woman and I think I just fell in love. PostChirstmas miracle…
Thank U for a VERY interesting series of photos.
If that’s her son they appear to have a very CLOSE & LOVING relationship.
She looks great. He seems to think so too.
and people wonder why kids have fantasies about fucking their moms….I guarantee that he’s jerked off to her several dozen times. Totally busted with the boner!!!! HAHA.
Now THAT is a MILF! Goddamn, she is a great looking broad. She would be much more pleasurable in bed than 90% of the plastic immature bitches posted on this site.
I completely agree. If you look like that, what does it matter how old you are. I know some guys would say they want nothing less than a nice tight 20 something and who could blame them really. I know if I had a shot at a Megan Fox or Blake Lively I wouldn’t hesitate to jump on it. But personally I feel that grabbing hold of those hips and saddling up behind that ass would be 10x more fun than banging some of the bony starlets plastered across these celebrity sites.
And being in her 40s she’s likely more sexually voracious than the 20-somethings who have to worry about getting pregnant. Plus the world is full of 20 and 30 year olds who have NEVER looked that good.
“mommy does it best….”
“Oh let mommy take care of that dear…..”
there’s some serious inbred going on in this family… double ewe
“Mommy’s milk is sweetest”
picture 22
“Mom. It happened again.”
“Oh. Dear. Let me take a look. Might need a little more attention this time to stay down, don’t you think?”
mommy is a sensual ratoneo me in the November rain video
MILF
MILF
MILF
MILF
MILF
MILF
MILF
MILF
MILF
Nothing wrong with this at all.