Stephanie Seymour is in a Bikini, Too, and Other News

December 29th, 2010 // 168 Comments

- Stephanie Seymour has a special relationship with her son. Or is dating a 15-year-old. Let’s assume both. [The Superficial]

- Snooki banned from Time’s Square Ball Drop. [Popeater]

- Shocking News! Joe Francis might be getting divorced. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Simpson makes Eric Johnson dress up like Lloyd Christmas. [Lainey Gossip]

- George Clooney won’t marry this. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Karissa and Kristina Shannon like pole dancing. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka prove why two heads are better than one. [Huffington Post]

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  1. jumpin_j

    I would so November Rain all over Stephanie Seymore. See? I made a 90′s reference!!!

  2. jumpin_j

    Yeah, I didn’t spell her name right. That’s what happens when you celebrate New Year’s Eve early.

  3. where’s the MEN Fish? No eye candy for your lady posters?

  4. burton

    yes i agree put some sexy ass guys on her, not interested in the old hags with beaten baby bellies.

    • Snarky_Pup

      Um, where is the “beaten baby belly”? All I see is a gorgeous woman with a rocking body at the beach. Jealous much?

  5. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    i thought that kid was her son….gross.

  6. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    holy crap those are some gross meat curtins they look like they are 3 inches loing.

  7. McFeely Smackup

    What the fuck is going on in these pictures? I thought these two kids were her offspring, but that is NOT how you kiss your mother…complete with reach around titty grab.

    • Gerry

      but that is the way you kiss your mother.

      • McFeely Smackup

        No, that’s how I kiss your mother. C’mere kid…smell my finger.

      • Cock Dr

        McFeely we know you dig in your ass all day long, it’s all you apes were taught, but why subject innocent people to your negroid customs?

      • McFeely Smackup

        awe…did you walk in on a black man porking your fat momma again? I know it makes you angry, but the rent’s gotta get paid. Trailers ain’t free ya know.

  8. DKNY

    Not as hot as Christie Brinkley these days, but still not bad.

  9. well she is now hotter than Christie Brinkley. Christie is somewhat fuckable.but Stephanie just a little less hotter than Katey Perry.

  10. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Somebody likes their mom a bit too much. Can hardly blame him, she looks pretty good for 42.

    • LEB

      There’s some other chick standing behind his mom, who probably looks really good in her bikini. Still, a rather embarrassing picture.

    • Janice

      That’s not his mum you retards. Didn’t you see the other pictures where they’re all over each other? Like picture 7 and picture 4. I dunno about you, but most guys do not do that shit with their mums.

  11. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Ricky Gervais
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    Picture #22… wat? Is this Wincest?

  12. Lord Montgomery

    I’d Smash ….. she has that special somethin I could get behind

  13. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    At first I thought the ‘young man’ was her child. I guess he serves another purpose. She does look good for her age. I wouldn’t mind watching her do housework. After a few beers……maybe

  14. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    What is this, wtf, just…omg. Not one for the family photo album.

  15. Parker

    That’s one heavy set of hips she’s got but I’d be pleased to part those cheeks and stuff my weasel into her fudge hole.

  16. devilsrain

    Hey Steph, leave that 15 year old boy alone. WTF?

  17. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Whale Ahoy!

  18. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Definition of MILF.

  19. Senor_Borracho

    Is that her son? Why’s he grabber her tit in one pic, then sporting a huge Woodrow in another!?!?

  20. datroof

    She’s a poster girl for how women can look if they care enough to take care of themselves. If they don’t get lazy and eat cake and pasta every night, and then whine about how men aren’t attracted to their disgustingly bloated, flabby, Jabba-the-Hut-like figures.

    Stephanie is old and she’s squirted out a few kids, and she still looks great. Why? Because she works hard to look good, so men will still find her sexy.

    Get to work fatties, and you can be sexy when you get old too. As long as you hit the gym regularly, work hard and and don’t eat every goddam thing within a 30 foot radius.

    • Lola

      Now tell us why women don’t find YOU sexy and why your penis looks like a bitten off breakfast sausage..

      • datroof

        Don’t worry about me sweetheart. Unfair though it may be, the standard is different for men than women. A man can be out of shape. Hell, a man can even have a small dick. It doesn’t matter. As long as a man knows how to A) talk to women or B) has money, he’ll get as much action as he can handle.

        For women to be sexy, they need to take care of themselves and be in good shape. Period. Sounds unfair, don’t it? Too bad for you fatty. Now leverage your bloated ass up off the couch, put down the Ben and Jerry’s (your third pint today?) and waddle off to the gym.

      • @ Lola: LOL, too true.

      • Carolyn

        You’re right, a man CAN have a small dick, but that doesn’t mean we don’t laugh at you.

      • horn dog


        LOL, and right on…sorry ladies

      • obvious

        yes fat men can get attractive women… if they have money. and fat women can get attractive men….. if they have money. but poor fat dudes cannot get hot chicks, just like poor fat women cannot get hot dudes. so basically money is the common denominator here and the fact that you have a penis does not somehow equate to you having superpowers when it comes to getting quality women.

    • Bridget

      How sad. You are obviously a lonely, ugly, insecure man. All you care about is looks? Don’t get me wrong, as a woman I definitely need a physically attractive man, but I also need substance. I could care less about some ignorant, arrogant, annoying dude. Have a great meaningless life. Oh, and go ahead and attack my looks. I’ll let you think I’m unattractive.

    • @ datroof Yeah you’re 100% right, although you’re insensitive.

      But you know, if this is the best that women can look like when they’re middle-aged, many women don’t even wanna bother :( And btw, she’s fat

  21. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Fat and flapjacky.

    She looked better with Axel Rose’s fist in her face.


    • Kiddingright?

      You’re kidding right? She’s hot as hell and has beautiful curves. She’s such a sexy MILF.

  22. she’s in her 40s for fuck’s sake. she looks FANTASTIC. awesome figure, great hips and legs. the hair ain’t that great, but eh, it’s the BEACH, right? Anyway, she’s so doable it’s not worth arguing about. you kids just go screw a box full of plastic bits and silicon why dontcha? throw some grout and bondo in there for good measure….

    • McFeely Smackup

      Yes, she looks good for her age. But let’s also be HONEST, she looks good for 42 years old…that’s not the same as looking good in general.

      A 20 year old that looked like her would be met with criticism and ridicule for having such a huge fat ass, and lack of tone in legs and belly.

      Basically, I’m saying that we all agree she’s aging better than average…but like a used car, the value goes down every year no matter how clean you keep it. Sorry ladies, but it’s the real world. Cash in your chips when you’ve got max value…wait too long and you end up bitter and old, ragging on people on websites.

      • Steve O

        You never cease to amaze me with your asinine posts. She’s fucking hot, for 42 or 24. And if you say otherwise, you’re either an idiot, or just trying to pump yourself up and make yourself sound like something other than a pimple faced fuck who lives in their parents basement…unfortunately, we all know the truth. Carry on, moron.

      • LEB

        She’s got a fantastic body for a woman of ANY age. Sure, she’s not a size 2, but she’s not overweight, either. She’s a normal woman of a healthy weight who is rocking that bikini. If you saw her on the beach, I guarantee your penis would take notice.

      • Snarky_Pup

        Wrong. She looks better than most twenty-somethings. She’s always had amazing body so she had more to work with from the get go than the average girl. Sure, she’s gained some weight over the years (but she’s no fatass like the muffin top high school chicks at the mall) and her face looks a bit older but for any age, this woman is hot. You know that you would give her a second look if you ever saw her in person, which you won’t since you dwell in your mama’s basement and only surface briefly for cheeto and dingdong breaks!

      • @ McFeely Smackup: Too true. Oh well, the world is cruel for females and that’s just the way it is

  23. Yeah, she looks awesome, I want her body at my age if I kept it till she was her age I’d be super hyped. She looks natural, womanly hips and all.

    • McFeely Smackup

      In amongst all that nonsensical sentence structure seems to be an admission that you’re not a very attractive woman at your current age.

      • No, it may seem to be, but it’s only an admission of admiring an older lady with a great figure. I’m attractive but that is besides the point. Quit hurling insults at me McFeely I know it makes you feel a bit more superior to belittle people but relax killer, don’t take your aggression out on me. Plz and ty.

    • i concur with you in your admiration of stephanie seymour’s hips :D


  24. thepinktaco

    She’s got quite the badonk-a-donk. I think she looks pretty good overall. And she’s peein’ in Pic 10.

  25. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Easing yourself down on the underwater penis coral is a tourist favorite in St. Barts.

  26. HeyNow

    In Pics 17 and 18 that’s me to the left, just off camera who she’s reaching for.

    The kid has a boner in Pic 22.

  27. yoursisterscunt

    Easing yourself down on the underwater penis coral is a tourist favorite in St. Barts.

  28. kerri

    i am confused. is that her son?? why are they fondling each other? that is disgusting!! if that’s her son she is being wayyyyyyyyyyyy too affectionate with him and if that’s not her son, she should be arrested. gross.

    • yeah it looks to affectionate to be her son.especially with a boner. more likely a youthful 20 something she’s dating on the side. i remember they said the same about Dolly parton datng a teenager. turned out it was a 25 yr old who looked 16.

      • kerri

        omigod before even writing that comment i hadn’t looked at all the pictures – they were creeping me out too much. i just saw pic 22. need a long hot shower now to get the ech off my body.
        i hope you’re right and that’s a young boyfriend but i fear you’re wrong….

      • jumpin_j

        Stacey’s mom has got it going on.

  29. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Umm, I have to say, I’ve seen this set, and another set of her bikini pics with her son, and the two of them give me an uncomfy vibe. I get the feeling they’re banging. They’re just too close. She’s nearly touching his package in one pic, and you can see him bulging up, and in another pic, he’s touching the side of her boob.

    In the other set, she’s bending over right in front of him. Incest!

  30. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Assume the position!

  31. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    “Oh mommy its stiff again”

  32. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Did her son just cop a feel? hehehehehe gross

  33. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Something funny goin on here.

  34. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Something funny goin on here

  35. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    This woman looks amazing. Plain and simple.

  36. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    My son loves me , but not like that!

  37. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    king gibson
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    she would look like one big f*ckin pear if it weren’t for those fake tatas

  38. PTFunk

    You haters will be raggin’ on her cellulite, but this woman looks BANGING for her age. Would do her in a second.

  39. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    She looks good, but the implants are obvious.

  40. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Now I’m confused. I’m 28 yrs old heterosexual woman and I think I just fell in love. PostChirstmas miracle…

  41. Thank U for a VERY interesting series of photos.
    If that’s her son they appear to have a very CLOSE & LOVING relationship.
    She looks great. He seems to think so too.

  42. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
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    and people wonder why kids have fantasies about fucking their moms….I guarantee that he’s jerked off to her several dozen times. Totally busted with the boner!!!! HAHA.

  43. Hank

    Now THAT is a MILF! Goddamn, she is a great looking broad. She would be much more pleasurable in bed than 90% of the plastic immature bitches posted on this site.

    • Hans Island

      I completely agree. If you look like that, what does it matter how old you are. I know some guys would say they want nothing less than a nice tight 20 something and who could blame them really. I know if I had a shot at a Megan Fox or Blake Lively I wouldn’t hesitate to jump on it. But personally I feel that grabbing hold of those hips and saddling up behind that ass would be 10x more fun than banging some of the bony starlets plastered across these celebrity sites.

    • LEB

      And being in her 40s she’s likely more sexually voracious than the 20-somethings who have to worry about getting pregnant. Plus the world is full of 20 and 30 year olds who have NEVER looked that good.

  44. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    “mommy does it best….”

  45. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    “Oh let mommy take care of that dear…..”

  46. nuby

    there’s some serious inbred going on in this family… double ewe

  47. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    “Mommy’s milk is sweetest”

  48. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    picture 22
    “Mom. It happened again.”
    “Oh. Dear. Let me take a look. Might need a little more attention this time to stay down, don’t you think?”

  49. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    mommy is a sensual ratoneo me in the November rain video

  50. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Nothing wrong with this at all.

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