Stephanie Seymour & Boner Boy Did A Photo Shoot

February 12th, 2014 // 50 Comments
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“Okay, now give me a look that says, ‘I made this all happen with my mind and soon will take over the world.’ *click* Perfect!”

Because boundaries have always been a core part of the Seymour-Brant family, here’s Stephanie Seymour posing for an erotic photo shoot in Harper’s Bazaar with her sons Boner Boy and Harry Brant who I had no idea existed because I haven’t seen him get an erection from his mother’s breasts. Then again, I guess this is one way to de-gay a son, or make sure this happens at college:

“Tell me, Peter… *takes off blouse* Do you like my breasts?”
“No, mother, I will NOT clean my room! Sorry, I’m sorry. Reflex action. Why are they so small?”

Photos: Sebastian Faena/Harper’s Bazaar

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  1. Goose

    That’s why it’s called “wincest”

  2. Stephanie Seymour Photo Shoot With Sons Harper's Bazaar Boner Boy
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    What the ever loving fuck is this? What kind of person thinks this is a good idea or remotely acceptable? I’m feeling a little nauseous just looking at the first photo.

    Sigh…ziiiip. Let’s just get it over with.

  3. Boner Boy and his brother look like the bastard offspring of the twilight vampire and goddamn pee-wee herman.

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    Spleen
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    Looks like an ordinary family to me.

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    Deacon Jones
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    What is this shoot even implying, that she’s going to fuck his gay lover while he masturbates in the corner?

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    Visible Ink
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    My weird-o-meter is pretty up there. But this is just fucked up! I don’t care if it’s a Twilight porn parody. Incest gay threesome is where I draw the line.

  7. what the fuck that kid looks TWELVE. also he looks like the russian hearthrob singer Vitas.

  8. wait, oh god, thats her SON?!!?!?!

  9. Stephanie Seymour Photo Shoot With Sons Harper's Bazaar Boner Boy
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    ewwwwwww

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    Woody Allen
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    Nothing inappropriate here.

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    Bonky
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    If my mother was as hot as her I would be in prison right now.

  12. anonymous

    LOL, WTF?!?

    These pics make it look like her sons are getting their mom ready for a gangbang or are about to bang her mom themselves.

  13. Now that Heroin Chic is over, I guess we’re onto Incest Chic. Great.

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    coljack
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    One of the things they don’t tell you when you go into the fashion industry is that if you’re exposed to fashion radiation long enough, you become capable of only producing fabulous gay male offspring.

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    coljack
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    “What are you all upset about? It can’t be incest if they’re gay!”

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    coljack
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    “Our family has boundary issues? That’s ridiculous! OK, boys, let’s take a shower and head home.”

  17. Bane

    WTF?!?!? Those are her sons?

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    coljack
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    Stephanie: “It’s not that creepy. It’s not like I’m that mom who dressed her toddler up like ‘Pretty Woman.’ It’s not like I raped anyone in an attic or drugged someone’s drink. You know, on second thought, maybe we should cancel the photo shoot.”

  19. Cock Dr

    Interesting family.
    I think that they’ve all been saturated in the pansexual high fashion culture for so long that the whole bunch has lost their bearings.
    I am loving Steffi’s boots.

    • You hit the nail on the head Dr. I had the same notion, though I was unable to come up with the ‘pansexual’ aspect of this fuckery. Having said that, I have to admit that I’m strangely aroused by these tableaus.

  20. I’d like to think I’m making the understatement of the day when I say, “This is some weird shit.”

  21. buzz

    The old dude from Duck Dynasty did warn us all a couple months back that this shit would eventually happen.

  22. I’m certain that I’m going to hell for letting my eyes just catch a glimpse of the images.

  23. James

    Sigh.
    If this was Billy Ray posing/grinding with his daughters, would this be ok? No. It would be gross. This, also, is gross. I feel bad for anyone who thought this would be a good idea; taste and class seems to have been trumped by internet trolling. “OMG- this will be SO FAB- they’ll HATE it!” Well, congrats. We hate it.
    And dare I say it seriously opens up the nature v.s. nurture debate. I mean. Come. On.

  24. So when people are making jokes about your son getting a boner from being around you the obvious next move is to do a photoshoot like this? WTF is wrong with this family? Who the hell thought this was a good idea?

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    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Isn’t that called “Gay-diation”? Does Gaydar detect it?

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    dennis
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    When you are that close to it, these two know what no adult male should never ever have to know. What their mom’s vagina smells like…

  27. crb

    As both someone who’s never had a close relationship with his mom, and also a non-gay hair-club-member/Stephanie Seymour boner-saluter, I have mixed feelings about this.

    That being said, she should probably go Medea and murder them both.

    -just in case;

    but definitely while wearing those lace-up socks from photo #2.

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    I guess they thought they could get away with it because her sons are gay. They were wrong. Still creepy as shit.

  29. James

    I think she wanted daughters, so she engineered the next best thing. “Our Mom made us Fabulous”.

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    “Now that’s just wrong.” – Evelyn Mulwray

  31. Sam

    Somewhere in between someone having the idea to do this, and the person who posted the pictures, is at least one person who had the power to stop it, for MANY obvious reasons, and that person didn’t. I’d kinda like to here that person’s reasoning. Cause whether you get the the explanation or not, it’s gotta be interesting.

  32. Pikacu

    How can they be gay with a mom like that? fap fap fap oh mommy

  33. Stephanie Seymour Photo Shoot With Sons Harper's Bazaar Boner Boy
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    “Yes, I do see a therapist several days a week. How could you possibly have guessed THAT!”

  34. Stephanie Seymour Photo Shoot With Sons Harper's Bazaar Boner Boy
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    “MOTHER! All this lacing up is gonna make us late for hockey practice!!”

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    Weirdest (Non-Kardashian) Christmas Card ever.

  36. Stephanie Seymour Photo Shoot With Sons Harper's Bazaar Boner Boy
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    “Our mom fucked Axl Rose. What else would you possibly expect.”

  37. Stephanie Seymour Photo Shoot With Sons Harper's Bazaar Boner Boy
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    “Yes, I get the brush when Chuckles is through using it… Don’t ask.”

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    Ruckus
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    Right now, the children’s therapist is looking at these and thinking about finally buying a boat.

  39. She is very hot. One of the most beautiful models of all time. She does not look good for a 42 year old, she looks better than the vast majority of women in their 20s. Her genetics are superb. She does however need to go down a few sizes in those fun bags.

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    Being gay is largely genetic but in the case of these 2, dressing and grooming a mom this hot has got to make one’s heart yearn with desire to be just a little bit light in the loafers.

  41. anonym

    I would go oedipus on her, then make her abort the retarded baby.

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