It’s Stephanie Seymour In A Bikini Time
Every year Stephanie Seymour goes to St. Bart’s for Christmas where she somehow continues to look fucking fantastic to the point that even her gay son gets an erection. Which also explains why he hasn’t been on any of these trips since 2010. Some say he’s locked in a dungeon so far underground he’d chew his own leg off for just a whiff or a breast. Or was it he got married? Eh, tom-ay-to, tom-ah-to.