It’s Stephanie Seymour In A Bikini Time

December 29th, 2013 // 43 Comments

Every year Stephanie Seymour goes to St. Bart’s for Christmas where she somehow continues to look fucking fantastic to the point that even her gay son gets an erection. Which also explains why he hasn’t been on any of these trips since 2010. Some say he’s locked in a dungeon so far underground he’d chew his own leg off for just a whiff or a breast. Or was it he got married? Eh, tom-ay-to, tom-ah-to.

Photos: INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    How the hell does she do this?
    And I don’t mean the being hot part – I mean how does she make me suddenly able to type this with my left hand only?

  2. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Your move, Menounos.

  3. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Damn.

  4. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Damn.

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    Ken
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    She’s 45.
    My wife is 44.
    The bottle of Glenfddich in my desk is 18.
    *sigh*

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    pygmylian
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    furst

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    wow
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    I’d totally fuck that. And the one in pink too!

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    jc
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    Ugh, little girls who aren’t even old enough to have tits should not wear two piece bathing suits. It’s disgusting and uncomfortable to look at.

  9. dr.jimmy

    Somewhere Axl is crying…

  10. brick

    Stunning! Even the stupid Tats didn’t ruin it for me.

  11. Valentino

    Thank God my mom isn’t this hot: I wouldn’t just fuck her as her son but impregnate her… multiple times

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    George P Burdell
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    I can’t really blame boner-boy. If she was my mom I would have gone all Oedipus on her.

  13. After watching old clips of her in the 1990 Sports Illustrated video and seeing her now, I actually like her hot super MILF-ness now rather than 23 years ago.

  14. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Her body is amazing.

  15. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    That’s some great side boob.

  16. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Why is that little girl in a two piece? She’s too young for that.

  17. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Despite what I said to Mancuso, that ass is beautiful.

  18. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    What’s up with the tattoos on her feet?

  19. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Even the little girl has a tattoo on her ankle. WTF?

  20. Robb7

    A well-aged ass! Kudos to SS!

  21. Derek Zoolander

    I can only wish that the girl I’m banging at age 45 looks as good as this one does. Sheeeewhiz.

  22. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Okay, let’s science this up.
    The woman is clearly blessed in the genetics department – that carries no merit on her part. But that midriff? At her age? That speaks of hard, dedicated work. And for that, me and Little Mancuso are forever grateful.

  23. Even though she has extruded 4 house-apes out of that vagina, I’d still like to take a few bites out of it.

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    anonymous
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    I guess they left Boner Boy at home this year because he is freakin’ Boner Boy. His sister is now old enough to know you can’t be holding hands with your mom and sporting wood in public.

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    Meh
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    Yeah the tween is totally killing this photo of that spectacular ass.

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    Dirty Travolta
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    Pussy Juice Cocktail

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    anonym
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    hot damn what a MILF. She looks delicious. I’d eat her up and down.

  28. aa

    proof there is a god

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    himey kikesteen
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    Very strong ITG for her age!

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    Cake
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    She looks amazing. Who’s the younger guy with her? One guy is her husband Peter Brant.

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    joe
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    super

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