Stephanie Seymour (In A Bikini) Will Make It All Better And Other News

January 4th, 2013 // 18 Comments

- A compelling argument why Katie Holmes should get her pubes pulled. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lil Wayne tattooed the word “BAKED” on his forehead. Yup. [Dlisted]

- Dammit, who got muscles all over these beautiful women? C’mon. [theCHIVE]

- Brandi Glanville wants to “throw up in her mouth” over LeAnn Rimes’ new mansion while LeAnn Rimes just wants to throw up in general. It’s mostly reflex now. [Gossip Cop]

- Verne Troyer wearing a flame shirt on a horse. I shouldn’t have to say anything else. [BuzzFeed]

- The Evil Dead remake has a red band trailer now. [Just Jared]

- Finally, someone made Adriana Lima and Mila Kunis bang to make a baby. [Popoholic]

- Dearest Royal Family assassins, these two were the real Kate Middleton prank callers. Don’t believe their lies of Australian DJs. [TooFab]

- Crystal Harris wants Hugh Hefner to knock her up already. Now that’s golddigging. [Celebslam]

- Yes, more of Helen Flanagan. MORE! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Everything Wrong With ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ [FilmDrunk]

- Lily Cole topless, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Rednecks are your new guido juiceheads. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    The Royal Penis
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    Must be nice to have won the gene lottery, though her merits as a person are dubious at best….she’s a serial cheater/homewrecker.

  2. archphoenix

    Actually I’m pretty sure Hef’s talked publicly about how he couldn’t get Holly pregnant and that was the big reason why they broke up. Also, EW.

  3. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Jealous Jones
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    Yuck. She’s perfect and over forty.

  4. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Boner boy?

  5. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Well, damn. Smoking is an instant turn-off for me. :-( It’s a sad day folks.

  6. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    All lubed up and ready to go

  7. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    She is toning up quite nicely. Much better than last year.

  8. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    It’s boner boy!

  9. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    I was gonna say “healthy set of lungs”, but this shot negates that.

  10. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    The prototype for all future MILFs… I hope.

  11. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Ron Jeremy… it’s been so … long!

  12. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    lovely ass and body

  13. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Oh yeah
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    I’ve been saving up for the sex tape for years.

  14. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Joe Mahma
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  15. Valentino

    Dear God if this was my mother… incest spawn everywhere because you can bet your ass I’d cum in her all the time!

  16. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Always my favorite

  17. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Not an inch of cellulite anywhere on those legs. I would go after that arse like a bee after honey

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