Stephanie Seymour In A Bikini Wins

December 20th, 2011 // 108 Comments

Stephanie Seymour is only a year younger than Pamela Anderson, but I’d feasibly believe one shatted the other out of her vagina, only to sell her to a good home in exchange for hepatitis medication. I’m extremely sensitive is my point. Anyway, here’s Stephanie in St. Barts today where once again Boner Boy is nowhere in sight lest his gay facade be shattered by the world’s largest Oedipus complex. Poor kid probably can’t even be on the same island. “Damn you, erection! Now how am I supposed to try on Chino shorts? *picks up phone* Hello? Mother? Be a dear and swim out to sea, won’t you? Yes, it’s happen- I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

Photos: INFdaily


  1. forrest gump

    psssst: desperate & dated celebrities who need attention and compliments about their person use horny poses & bikini’s to do so…………..

  2. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    ohh mommy yes

  3. tlmck

    Not bad for an old broad.

  4. Stephanie Seymour has been the sexiest public woman in America for the last 25 years- easily! She is genetically gifted and I for one am immensely gratified that she has taken excellent care of her body.

  5. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Wow. Giddyup. I’d pound that all day.

  6. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Thank you, Fish, After so many awful photos of Pam Anderson
    and Low-whore, this is a treat. Is it too late to write to Santa for this kind of stocking stuffer?

    “Remembers photos of this woman in stockings, goes into pause mode for 20 minutes….”

  7. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
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    Yes, we know they’re bolt-ons from her VS days, as they’re all issued bolt-ons there, but for once I don’t care.

  8. Fawks

    Yeah no question about it: if I was boner boy I would regularly deposit my semen in her. Jesus Christ she is so sexy.
    Imagine waking up, lifting a sheer summer-dress up over her ass as she’s making a sammich or something in the kitchen and just making sweet sweet morning love to her. Oh or at bedtime she comes in wearing short as hell victorias secret lingerie and starts riding you.

    OK well now I know what I’m fapping to tonight: the worlds best wincest fantasy!

  9. Axl Rose wishes he was still hitting that.

  10. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Yep, that’s the face she’d be making.

  11. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    That’s the face she’d make when we’re done.

  12. I haven’t been to church in ages but thank you God, thank you sweet Lord Jesus Christ, thank you Yahwe, Allah, Vishnu, Gitche Manitou, Flying Spaghetti Monster, thank all of you guys for this plentiful bounty of milfness.

  13. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Bah, Humbug!
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    ..and this is how you hide your boner!

  14. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Master Cherry Plucker
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    THat is a nice Christmas feast, galore! I can see myself pouring my gravy over that…

  15. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Master Cherry Plucker
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    Now I see why my brother started getting into YOGA! Especially with this pic, I’ve shot loads and loads of Christmas cheer, with my 10 fingers. Being patriotic, I’d die for my country by face-suffocation between those WONDER CHEEKS!!! Stephanie See-More, I’m gonna bury my BIG bone where the sun don’t shine…

  16. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Master Cherry Plucker
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    In my next life, I’ll do the same thing I’m already doing, cherry-plucking. Except no more w/PARIS, JLO, etc…. only Stephanie See-More. My cumm will be “HOTTER” than flowing lava!

  17. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Master Cherry Plucker
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    That tube she’s holding reminds of her holding my tube…

  18. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    You can tell he’s banging her. The little girl, I mean.

  19. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Is it true she’s a home-wrecker? = S

  20. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    did her son take this pic?

  21. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    Beached whale comes to mind.

  22. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    i would lick that a**hole for days. then i would stick my rod in her ass and F**k her until she comes!!

  23. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    the pic that says “next gallery” cuts off because her son has a boner also he is feeling her up as he kisses her in others check his right hand

  24. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
    Carlos St
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    One thing there is no doubt !!!! she is a super sexy woman ..

  25. Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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    those tits are Nothing to be proud of, she has raisin like A cup nipples, the size of dimes on fake D cups.

    absolutely nasty.

    But at least they aren’t near her shoulders like some that i’ve seen.

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