Stephanie Seymour In A Bikini Wins

Stephanie Seymour is only a year younger than Pamela Anderson, but I’d feasibly believe one shatted the other out of her vagina, only to sell her to a good home in exchange for hepatitis medication. I’m extremely sensitive is my point. Anyway, here’s Stephanie in St. Barts today where once again Boner Boy is nowhere in sight lest his gay facade be shattered by the world’s largest Oedipus complex. Poor kid probably can’t even be on the same island. “Damn you, erection! Now how am I supposed to try on Chino shorts? *picks up phone* Hello? Mother? Be a dear and swim out to sea, won’t you? Yes, it’s happen- I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

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