Stephanie Pratt Wore Another Bikini And Other News

April 18th, 2012 // 7 Comments

- Not wearing makeup won’t get you a husband, Jennifer Love Hewitt. [BuzzFeed]

- Nobody says “When I grow up, I want to be an arm bra.” Except for me. I said that. I was six. [theCHIVE]

- Vampire Bill knocked up Sookie. [Dlisted]

- Loki is apparently the new panty-dropper. I will never understand women. [Lainey Gossip]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Summer Crosley [Heavy]

- Maria Menounous poses nude for Allure. [TooFab]

- The most likely explanation for Miley Cyrus‘ hospital “emergency” I’ve heard yet. [IDLYITW]

- Erin Andrews, Brooklyn Decker and the Hottest Friends in Sports [Bleacher Report]

- True story: I actually had a weird dream about Audrina Patridge last night, so now you get to look at her legs. [Popoholic]

- More of Nicollete Sheridan doing martial arts on the beach if martial arts means mouth-sexing her opponents into submission. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Joanna Krupa is still getting topless for PETA. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Shia LaBeouf self-published two comic books that will immediately make you wonder how the hell he never shot up a school as a kid. [FilmDrunk]

- Apparently we’ll all be eating dog food during the Apocalypse. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. Stephanie Pratt Bikini Surfing
    Commented on this photo:

    It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again.

  2. Stephanie Pratt Bikini Surfing
    flabbergast
    Commented on this photo:

    If I ask nicely, can I stick my penis in her?

  3. Cavallari's Taint

    Congratulations on being the most average looking girl ever!

  4. Frank Burns

    Link missing on the Summer Crosley item.

  5. Wet Monkey

    Miley, Miley. First the mini skirts, then the pussy shot. Now cutting yourself. This is not logical. A sex tape would have been.

  6. alex

    Headline should have read, “Stephanie Pratt Whore Another Bikini”

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