Stephanie Pratt Wore Another Bikini And Other News

- Not wearing makeup won’t get you a husband, Jennifer Love Hewitt. [BuzzFeed]

- Nobody says “When I grow up, I want to be an arm bra.” Except for me. I said that. I was six. [theCHIVE]

- Vampire Bill knocked up Sookie. [Dlisted]

- Loki is apparently the new panty-dropper. I will never understand women. [Lainey Gossip]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Summer Crosley [Heavy]

- Maria Menounous poses nude for Allure. [TooFab]

- The most likely explanation for Miley Cyrus’ hospital “emergency” I’ve heard yet. [IDLYITW]

- Erin Andrews, Brooklyn Decker and the Hottest Friends in Sports [Bleacher Report]

- True story: I actually had a weird dream about Audrina Patridge last night, so now you get to look at her legs. [Popoholic]

- More of Nicollete Sheridan doing martial arts on the beach if martial arts means mouth-sexing her opponents into submission. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Joanna Krupa is still getting topless for PETA. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Shia LaBeouf self-published two comic books that will immediately make you wonder how the hell he never shot up a school as a kid. [FilmDrunk]

- Apparently we’ll all be eating dog food during the Apocalypse. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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