Page Six reports that when Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos turns 21 next month he’ll inherit $275 million. And as spoiled as Paris is, her expected inheritance of just over $50 million makes her practically a hobo compared to this guy. Niarchos’ lawyer had no comment, but that’s probably because he was too busy having orgasms at the thought of his client inheriting $275 million.
Stavros Niarchos is a rich bastard
March 27th, 2006 // 40 Comments
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ifihadahifi | March 27, 2006 at 4:04 pm
No way, I can’t seriously be first!
ob1 | March 27, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Good for him. He’ll have no trouble affording his lifetime supply of VALTREX.
SuperSpence | March 27, 2006 at 4:19 pm
He’ll piss it all away on hookers and alcohol. Which is pretty much how I’d always hoped to live my life.
PapaHotNuts | March 27, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Why did the Superficial post a picture of one of the Hanson kids when talking about that Stavros guy?
PS- Being rich doesn’t cure herpes. Neither does my salary- Oops- too much info.
BobMarleysDead | March 27, 2006 at 4:29 pm
LOL ob1. He’ll be worth $275 gazillion soon, why is he dating the world’s cheapest slut?
Jacq | March 27, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Awesome. I called my travel agent and one-way tickets to nowhere cost only $274,999,999.98. Why 98 cents you ask? The remainder is the fee for bringing a two-bit whore along for the ride.
#5 – Bingo.
HughJorganthethird | March 27, 2006 at 4:34 pm
Thats some serious coin. Enough to cure a serious herpes infection?
Nope.
Enough to hire someone to kill and castrate a hobo in order to facilitate a much needed penis transplant after original penis withers and dies?
Oh yeah.
Jacq | March 27, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Awesome. I called my travel agent and one-way tickets to nowhere cost a mere $274,999,999.98. Why 98 cents, you ask? The rest is the fee for bringing along a two-bit whore. Bon voyage.
(My first post has a block of something over it, so I’m re-posting and changing it up a bit.)
Grphdesi23 | March 27, 2006 at 4:55 pm
why is he dating the world’s cheapest slut?
easy access.
you answered your own question.
Spindoc | March 27, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Why is he dating the worlds cheapest slut?
My guess, he wants a taste of fame. With that kind of money he should be in New York looking to date the next Cindy Crawford before she is discovered. There is no reason to be seen with Paris Hilton other than to get your picture in some magazine…..or to give her herpes. (Hats off to that guy)
christee | March 27, 2006 at 5:34 pm
all that money, and still no class.
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah | March 27, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Sorry to be tiresome, but “two bits” as a unit of currency is actually .25 cents. I know this becuse it has been impressed upon me by my depression-era granny, who apparently was 12 before she ever saw that much money in one place and on those grounds refused the same amount to me circa 1986 when I was squalling in Woolco for a She-Ra lollipop.
Phoenix | March 27, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Funny how she’s always dating millionaires – I guess her own lot isn’t enough. I reckon she’s just trying to bring together their empires and spread Herpes through the dollar bills.
ifihadahifi | March 27, 2006 at 6:46 pm
It’s not shown in this pic, but is it me, or does Paris Herpes have the longest middle toes ever? They’re like grapling hooks, which I hope are the same things that farmers use to hook bails of hay with because that’s what I meant. If not, then they’re like hay hooks, which doesn’t sound as cool or give the same visual …ok, I’ll shut up.
ifihadahifi | March 27, 2006 at 6:46 pm
her middle toe is really long. That’s all I was trying to say.
Maeve97 | March 27, 2006 at 6:55 pm
I heard that Stavros once paid a homeless guy $100 to dump a soda on himself. If there was anyone worthy of Paris, it’s this asshole.
MeganHarris | March 27, 2006 at 7:11 pm
I’d like to date a stupid greek heir.
krisdylee | March 27, 2006 at 7:12 pm
aawww, he’s so pretty. poor little rich boy.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 27, 2006 at 7:21 pm
Stavros Niarchos is rich??? No way. I thought Paris Hilton only dated porr guys because they had better “personalities”. This is hard-hitting news right here, boy-howdy. I’ll tell you what.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 27, 2006 at 7:22 pm
^ look at me, I can spell “poor”. I can also spell “poop” sometimes.
Lala | March 27, 2006 at 7:39 pm
MeganHarris, did you say “stupid Greek hair”? Because there’s a lot of that going on too.
sometimesboy | March 27, 2006 at 7:45 pm
i can’t wait for these two to have a spawn…it’s the next step in human evolution…i’m betting on webbed feet and gills….
trapmuzik | March 27, 2006 at 7:52 pm
Damn he is inheriting 275MIL. Thats almost enough to cure the herpes he caught from dating Paris.
Evangelia | March 27, 2006 at 8:19 pm
ha ha. stupid greek hair. reminds me of yanni’s ‘do.
gardeniagirl | March 27, 2006 at 8:22 pm
20 years old, huh? wonder when the bloom’s gonna fall off of THAT rose…i.e. his paris infatuation.
Pez_D_Spencer | March 27, 2006 at 9:28 pm
Nice looking fellow – sort of like the illegitimate love child of Michael Imperioli and Chris Penn. Eesh.
St.Minutia | March 27, 2006 at 11:10 pm
MeganHarris, we all thought your boyfriend was purrrrfect. I guess richer=perfect-er.
Cuore56 | March 28, 2006 at 12:54 am
All the money in the world won’t change the fact that he looks like Spicoli from “Fast Times at Ridgemont High.”
Rylie | March 28, 2006 at 1:17 am
I’d let him do me in the brown for a million
saltpeanuts | March 28, 2006 at 6:28 am
Must be terrible when you’ve got 275MM and Paris dumps you. You know he must have a 2 inch penis or something.
ESQ | March 28, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Well if a federal court judge decides in Anna Nicole’s favor if she is entitled to inheriting her late husbands fortune then she will be more in Niarchos league than Peep-pee. Perhaps he will dump one tramp for another?
ESQ | March 28, 2006 at 12:39 pm
In response to #29 – a million, huh? Is that all it takes, LOL!
SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! | March 28, 2006 at 1:36 pm
i hear they broke up?
gogoboots | March 28, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Damn, she’s not gonna leave him now, that’s for DAMN sure.
pixie-stix | March 28, 2006 at 7:14 pm
Going out with Paris Hilton? Correction: Stavros Niarchos is a rich STUPID bastard.
LaydeeBug | March 28, 2006 at 8:07 pm
Paris is just asking for it. He is hot, yes but he IS greek and if you know anything about greeks, well, I can’t see him marrying her. That bitch better start learning her alphas and omegas and she better start cooking some mousakka. Now, if he want’s anal, we’ll I’m his gal……(what, huh, did I say that out loud?)
SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! | March 29, 2006 at 3:54 pm
LaydeeBug you rock!!!! loved your comment!!!
but seriously i hear shes trying to get with a “higher profile celeb” HUH???? WTF???!!!
i hear she wants some olymian, jake gyllenhall, and brandon davis….hmm…isnt that mischa barton’s ex? i smell a cat fight! oh yeah, and i smell paris’s skinky cat from here!!!!!
LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
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Libraesque | March 29, 2006 at 4:43 pm
She looks pregnant lately…..my guess is that since his parents threw a fit about him being with her, she got herself knocked up just in time for his inheritence to kick in. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!! btw, 15 years ago I told everyone Tom Cruise was gay and not one single person believed me)
MizScarlett | April 3, 2006 at 3:39 am
Somewhere in Filthy Rich Greek Heaven, Aristotle Onassis is pointing his finger at his former rival, Stavros Niarchos (this little shit’s grandfather),and laughing his Zorba ass off!
“I won…. I won…. yes, Stavros, my little Athena IS something of a boob, but YOUR little pisher is really doing a dance on your family name in his dalliance with the American whore! A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ….!”
HollywoodSnark | January 10, 2007 at 1:26 pm
yeah, what a worthless bag of crap…