The Superficial presents Stars Gone to Shit

February 24th, 2009 // 158 Comments

Welcome to our latest caption gallery featuring a cavalcade of celebrities who decided why look beautiful when you can stuff your face, smoke a mountain of crack or stop paying for routine plastic surgery maintenance? Fortunately for them, natural talent is all you need to survive. – - Ha ha ha! Just kidding, they’re screwed.


  1. Lawrence VanDerBeek

    Racism is gay!

  2. Michele

    Now, some of these people are just getting old. And some them have worked really hard on themselves for so long that they might just need a break to look like slobs. Then some of them have no excuse. I feel bad for celebs. They get picked on all the time. Oh well, thats a down fall that comes with the postition.

  3. SmarterThanYou

    K- Two things.

    First of all, Jessica simpson is NOT fat. I think she looks GREAT. She maybe gained ten pounds total and everyone is flipping a tit. So now instead of being a size three she’s a size 5 (what was she THINKING?! ZOMFG!!) Get over it, I’d love to see what most of you look like. lol

    Second of all, putting a picture of a celebrity with a full face of makeup and concert clothes makes a very loud statement when you couple that with one where they aren’t dressed up or trying to impress anyone. Britney Spears lost all of the weight. Turned on the tv lately? You just put a bad picture up. Instead, why don’t you post up one of the pictures from her new tour (her hip bones are back, idiot.)

    You really think we’re all that gullible? Find some REAL flaws in the celebrities please before you try to make an article about them.

  4. ccc

    WOODY LOOKS AMAZING !!!!!!!!!!! EVEN BETTER LAWLAWLAWLA
    but seriously/ good for him

  5. ccc

    WOODY LOOKS AMAZING !!!!!!!!!!! EVEN BETTER LAWLAWLAWLA
    but seriously/ good for him

  6. Birthday_Girl

    I don’t understand the 3 Britney pics. I mean, she looks shitty as all hell in the middle picture but she looks really good in the leftmost shot and that’s more recent than the shitty pic.

    Maybe she should be on the list of stars who went to shit and then rehabilitated themselves for the most part?

    L.L. and Kirstie Alley could both be on lists of stars who went to shit then rehabilitated themselves and then went to shit again…

  7. Birthday_Girl

    I don’t understand the 3 Britney pics. I mean, she looks shitty as all hell in the middle picture but she looks really good in the leftmost shot and that’s more recent than the shitty pic.

    Maybe she should be on the list of stars who went to shit and then rehabilitated themselves for the most part?

    L.L. and Kirstie Alley could both be on lists of stars who went to shit then rehabilitated themselves and then went to shit again…

  8. The surface is always funny writer, and the point. The only thing he has never understood, it’s cool kids do not make fun of Kate Moss. you can not get.

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