Star Jones to strike fear in the hearts of Emmy red carpet patrons

September 9th, 2005 // 4 Comments

Star_Jones.jpgStar Jones Reynolds is set to host E! Entertainment Television’s Emmy arrivals show, “Live From The Red Carpet,” for the second time on September 18th. She will be joined by co-hosts Kathy Griffin, E! “news anchor” Giuliana DePandi, and professional homosexual (which apparently makes him a “fashion expert”) Carson Kressley.

You may be asking yourself, “Why are they constantly letting someone as shrill and delusional as Star Jones host arrivals for the Oscars, Golden Globes, SAGs, and Emmys?” The answer, my friends, is purely scientific. You see, if you place Star at just the right place on the red carper and in just the right position, soon enough other, smaller celebrities will get sucked in by her gravitational pull. Then, while the celebrities are captive in their orbit, Giuliana DePandi chases them with a microphone and a script of inane banter, Carson Kressley looks up their dresses and giggles, and Kathy Griffin basically throws things at them and makes crude AIDs jokes. It’s all very technical. Oh, I mean illogical. I always get those two mixed up.

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  1. Dudes, she’s a lawyer.

  2. Xarah

    The point being?

  3. PurpleCat2707

    That Super Grossss!!! I can’t beleived Kathy Hilton wored that Trashy-Redneck Outfit, she’s soooo Disgusting. That is High Class for you, a real Lady that Kathy!!!

    I wonder what the Hilton Family would think of that picture??? Did she asked her daughters what they think of that horrible outfit? “Hey girls you think I would look classy in that thing?” I’m sure Paris would say something like “Yeah That’s Hot!!!” oh no now it’s “That’s Sexy” her catching phrase. Geez! She need to add new words to her limited vocabulary!!!

    Did Kathy Hilton thought that she would look sexy in that thing??? What she was thinking, she’s an old maid, she can’t dress like that, well no one should dress like that except Gogo Danser or Stripper.

    Maybe that another great goal of hers, to start a new fashion trend “The Old Lady Gogo Slutty Trashy Maid Look!!!”

    How was she able to wear that shitty thing and act like it was normal??? That’s DISGUSTING!!! She no High Class Lady she is A LOW CLASS OLD MAID!!! She’s SUPER GROSS in my Book!!!

  4. PurpleCat2707

    Oup wrong Post!!!:P

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