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RichPort | November 16, 2006 at 12:14 pm
She looks like Gregory Hines with a wig and flapjack titties.
Berrylicious | November 16, 2006 at 12:18 pm
WTF!!!
RichPort's mom | November 16, 2006 at 12:18 pm
honey are you saying you don’t like my pictures???
amaritimer | November 16, 2006 at 12:20 pm
can you imagine looking at that and trying to shoot your load? *shudder* Can you imaging poking your dick/fingers/tongue in it? She is FUGLY. I think she was better looking when she was fat and THAT is saying something.
KristinMichelle | November 16, 2006 at 12:21 pm
She’s got ashy boobs. Yikes.
amaritimer | November 16, 2006 at 12:23 pm
I wonder if her snatch is saggy and wrinkled like the rest of her. Holding handful of folds up to munch on it… *shudder*
HolisticWisdomcom | November 16, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Honestly, I she looked better when she was heavier.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Anida S. Hower | November 16, 2006 at 12:23 pm
It looks like her eyes are melting down her face. or like maybe they’ll just fall out if she leans forward too far.
Does she have baby powder on her chest?
minniememe | November 16, 2006 at 12:25 pm
somebody’s beat her with a giant powder puff. but those legs… girlfriend needs some Keri. it’s so very…
slantingthroughdarkness | November 16, 2006 at 12:26 pm
She looks like one of those skinny, dying cows Ethiopians have.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
thebor | November 16, 2006 at 12:27 pm
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH………………AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHH
Thats Scary shit.
lisad71 | November 16, 2006 at 12:27 pm
# 7 – I agree with you. She looked better when she was a lard ass.
GirlyGirl | November 16, 2006 at 12:29 pm
WOAH, man! #5, that’s what I was thinking… at first I wondered if there was some kind of weird mesh at the top of her dress seeing as her chest is a completely different color than her arms and face… WTF?? And it looks like she’s got some kind of y-shaped scar in the middle of her chest. What the hell is that? I think you guys are right, she looked better fat. Some people are just not meant to be sexy. I mean, if we didn’t have the ugly people, we hot ones wouldn’t as hot as we do! Thanks, Star! (AKA… ASHY BOOBS)
CelebSlam.com | November 16, 2006 at 12:31 pm
God damn, did she have double-gastric bypass surgery?
http://www.celebslam.com
BarbadoSlim | November 16, 2006 at 12:31 pm
This thing can cause a brotha to catch that jungle fevah.
*shudders*
I just shit in my pants a little bit…
Karen Rani | November 16, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Ha ha ha….soul harvester.
Good one.
Tracie | November 16, 2006 at 12:34 pm
It’s not just ashy boobs, it’s ashy arms and legs, too! Girlfriend needs to take stock in some Jergens, stat!
Here’s someone we know will not be a spokeswoman for anything but Creepy Carl’s Halloween Haunt anytime soon.
EvilPotato | November 16, 2006 at 12:34 pm
I didn’t think the first pic was so bad at first — yeah, she’s ass-ugly, but so are a lot of people. Then I start scrolling down, clicking on other stories, surfing around, and every time I come back to the front page, I see that face. It gets more hideous every time I inadvertently see it. Her NOSE. Dear Lord, her nose.
You could scare small children with that top pic. Shit, you could scare small children, adults, the elderly, babies, the dead, the undead, and some of your more intelligent housepets with that top pic.
llllllllll | November 16, 2006 at 12:34 pm
I never understood how someone can look like that and want to continue living…where is Dr. Kevorkian?
EvilPotato | November 16, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Did I mention that she looks like an alien? Cause yeah, she looks like a fucking alien.
Brain Embolism | November 16, 2006 at 12:35 pm
And she looked so good on the View!
NipsyHustle | November 16, 2006 at 12:36 pm
she may be ashy in these photos but i’m sure her husband isn’t. he’s probably
glistening like a glazed ham from his
three day gay bukkake binge.
NipsyHustle | November 16, 2006 at 12:38 pm
michael jackson is suppose to be remaking Thriller. he needs to give Star a call.
LilRach | November 16, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Damn – too early in the morning for this shit! What is with her skin?? She’s all splodgy on her upper half and her legs are black as hell!
The funny thing is she thinks she looks sexy!
Yeah Star – keep thinking that – dreams are free.
chubbs | November 16, 2006 at 12:39 pm
all the fat went to her a huge face and buldging eyes.
she also reminds me of a homeless person pulled from an ally.
anyone catch the gully on her right arm from the shoulder area? i like my fatness more and more : )
Bifferwine | November 16, 2006 at 12:39 pm
It’s Roger the alien from American Dad.
EvilPotato | November 16, 2006 at 12:40 pm
In the second pic, she looks like a scaly, ashy komodo dragon sunning itself on a rock.
This woman’s face belongs in a wax museum.
I better stop now, or I’m going to have nightmares tonight. Thanks a lot, Superfish.
MargeAggedon | November 16, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Someone needs to tell this chick that just because you aren’t fat as a pig doesn’t automatically mean you’re hot.
I mean holy shit look at that dress! You’d think an older woman would know enough to wear something that would cover that shit up.
Yes it fits and it’s short. But you shouldn’t be wearing it.
Did the fact that the sales clerk was trying to claw her eyes out under the register counter when you left not give you a hint?
Put something decent on and for the love of god loosen that girdle. Your eyes look like they’re about to pop right out of that skeletor face of yours.
There’s nothing funnier than desperate former pseudo celebs trying to claw their way to the middle.
Holy Candy | November 16, 2006 at 12:42 pm
She really needs to stop borrowing dresses from Paris.
BarbadoSlim | November 16, 2006 at 12:43 pm
#21 of course you meant that sarcastically….
right? I’d hate to have you terminated…
suzy | November 16, 2006 at 12:44 pm
she’s like 6 different shades of brown… wtf
it’s like uncooked meat
ick.
Angry Ferret Jones | November 16, 2006 at 12:44 pm
“iiiiits my precious! gives it to me now Hobbit!”
Goddamn it, that is one foul bitch.
AFJ
chilifries | November 16, 2006 at 12:45 pm
THOSE are the titties she almost died getting? WTF? Who did her surgery??! I hate the trend of “natural” implants. Why on God’s green Earth would anyone want giant, floppy boobies stapled to their chestal region? Jesus Christ on a cracker. If you’re getting implants, at least have the sanity to get the ones that make you look like a porn star!!
llllllllll | November 16, 2006 at 12:45 pm
#28 ….”Did the fact that the sales clerk was trying to claw her eyes out under the register counter when you left not give you a hint?” BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
serial snarkalec | November 16, 2006 at 12:45 pm
13 – the scar is where the blow-up valve is inverted.
suzy | November 16, 2006 at 12:46 pm
oh, and why is she wearing a strapless dress?
she needs to wear a bra… that’s fucking insane
she’s just ew.
Tits_McGhee | November 16, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Why is her chest gray? It’s not even negro color! It’s a dusty fucking gray! Why is this clown still around?!
P.S. She looks like she has down syndrome.
BarbadoSlim | November 16, 2006 at 12:47 pm
She’s bringing the hideous back!
llllllllll | November 16, 2006 at 12:48 pm
#21- I’m sure those were typos lol
RichPort | November 16, 2006 at 12:51 pm
#3 – That even made me laugh… you fucking troll.
mikeski | November 16, 2006 at 12:55 pm
can you imagine looking at that and trying to shoot your load? *shudder* Can you imaging poking your dick/fingers/tongue in it?
Good thing I’m gay!
Signed,
Al Reynolds
CourtneyJade | November 16, 2006 at 12:57 pm
this is why fat annoying people should stay fat. they lose 100 lbs and lose their damn minds. she doesnt understand that she still has about 60 to go before she can walk around with that face on her head and not want to slit her wrists. and is it just me or is she ashy?
jrzmommy | November 16, 2006 at 12:59 pm
GAAAAAH!
justme | November 16, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Most negro women are nasty..
llllllllll | November 16, 2006 at 1:01 pm
I showed these pictures of Star to my coworker and all he said was, “maybe it’s just the color of the dress”…I got so mad I didn’t even respond, I just turned him around and Kicked him out of my office… one swift kick with my heavy boots and closed the door behind him.
BarbadoSlim | November 16, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Nice #44, don’t forget, tonight we are using the travel robes.
DancingQueen | November 16, 2006 at 1:06 pm
WTF, doesn’t this bitch own a mirror???
She has fetal alcohol syndrome eyes fo shiznit.
By the way, nice weave.
The last picture is titled “Beauty and the Beast.”
Binky | November 16, 2006 at 1:08 pm
I’m afraid Star may have misinterpreted ‘Dancing With the Stars’ as some sort of dance invite.
Brain Embolism | November 16, 2006 at 1:08 pm
#30 – Of course Slim!
Binky | November 16, 2006 at 1:12 pm
And with all those rocks on her dress – my guess is she’s got her eyes on either a prospector or a geologist…