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She looks like Gregory Hines with a wig and flapjack titties.
WTF!!!
honey are you saying you don’t like my pictures???
can you imagine looking at that and trying to shoot your load? *shudder* Can you imaging poking your dick/fingers/tongue in it? She is FUGLY. I think she was better looking when she was fat and THAT is saying something.
She’s got ashy boobs. Yikes.
I wonder if her snatch is saggy and wrinkled like the rest of her. Holding handful of folds up to munch on it… *shudder*
Honestly, I she looked better when she was heavier.
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It looks like her eyes are melting down her face. or like maybe they’ll just fall out if she leans forward too far.
Does she have baby powder on her chest?
somebody’s beat her with a giant powder puff. but those legs… girlfriend needs some Keri. it’s so very…
She looks like one of those skinny, dying cows Ethiopians have.
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH………………AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHH
Thats Scary shit.
# 7 – I agree with you. She looked better when she was a lard ass.
WOAH, man! #5, that’s what I was thinking… at first I wondered if there was some kind of weird mesh at the top of her dress seeing as her chest is a completely different color than her arms and face… WTF?? And it looks like she’s got some kind of y-shaped scar in the middle of her chest. What the hell is that? I think you guys are right, she looked better fat. Some people are just not meant to be sexy. I mean, if we didn’t have the ugly people, we hot ones wouldn’t as hot as we do! Thanks, Star! (AKA… ASHY BOOBS)
God damn, did she have double-gastric bypass surgery?
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This thing can cause a brotha to catch that jungle fevah.
*shudders*
I just shit in my pants a little bit…
Ha ha ha….soul harvester.
Good one.
It’s not just ashy boobs, it’s ashy arms and legs, too! Girlfriend needs to take stock in some Jergens, stat!
Here’s someone we know will not be a spokeswoman for anything but Creepy Carl’s Halloween Haunt anytime soon.
I didn’t think the first pic was so bad at first — yeah, she’s ass-ugly, but so are a lot of people. Then I start scrolling down, clicking on other stories, surfing around, and every time I come back to the front page, I see that face. It gets more hideous every time I inadvertently see it. Her NOSE. Dear Lord, her nose.
You could scare small children with that top pic. Shit, you could scare small children, adults, the elderly, babies, the dead, the undead, and some of your more intelligent housepets with that top pic.
I never understood how someone can look like that and want to continue living…where is Dr. Kevorkian?
Did I mention that she looks like an alien? Cause yeah, she looks like a fucking alien.
And she looked so good on the View!
she may be ashy in these photos but i’m sure her husband isn’t. he’s probably
glistening like a glazed ham from his
three day gay bukkake binge.
michael jackson is suppose to be remaking Thriller. he needs to give Star a call.
Damn – too early in the morning for this shit! What is with her skin?? She’s all splodgy on her upper half and her legs are black as hell!
The funny thing is she thinks she looks sexy!
Yeah Star – keep thinking that – dreams are free.
all the fat went to her a huge face and buldging eyes.
she also reminds me of a homeless person pulled from an ally.
anyone catch the gully on her right arm from the shoulder area? i like my fatness more and more : )
It’s Roger the alien from American Dad.
In the second pic, she looks like a scaly, ashy komodo dragon sunning itself on a rock.
This woman’s face belongs in a wax museum.
I better stop now, or I’m going to have nightmares tonight. Thanks a lot, Superfish.
Someone needs to tell this chick that just because you aren’t fat as a pig doesn’t automatically mean you’re hot.
I mean holy shit look at that dress! You’d think an older woman would know enough to wear something that would cover that shit up.
Yes it fits and it’s short. But you shouldn’t be wearing it.
Did the fact that the sales clerk was trying to claw her eyes out under the register counter when you left not give you a hint?
Put something decent on and for the love of god loosen that girdle. Your eyes look like they’re about to pop right out of that skeletor face of yours.
There’s nothing funnier than desperate former pseudo celebs trying to claw their way to the middle.
She really needs to stop borrowing dresses from Paris.
#21 of course you meant that sarcastically….
right? I’d hate to have you terminated…
she’s like 6 different shades of brown… wtf
it’s like uncooked meat
ick.
“iiiiits my precious! gives it to me now Hobbit!”
Goddamn it, that is one foul bitch.
AFJ
THOSE are the titties she almost died getting? WTF? Who did her surgery??! I hate the trend of “natural” implants. Why on God’s green Earth would anyone want giant, floppy boobies stapled to their chestal region? Jesus Christ on a cracker. If you’re getting implants, at least have the sanity to get the ones that make you look like a porn star!!
#28 ….”Did the fact that the sales clerk was trying to claw her eyes out under the register counter when you left not give you a hint?” BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
13 – the scar is where the blow-up valve is inverted.
oh, and why is she wearing a strapless dress?
she needs to wear a bra… that’s fucking insane
she’s just ew.
Why is her chest gray? It’s not even negro color! It’s a dusty fucking gray! Why is this clown still around?!
P.S. She looks like she has down syndrome.
She’s bringing the hideous back!
#21- I’m sure those were typos lol
#3 – That even made me laugh… you fucking troll.
can you imagine looking at that and trying to shoot your load? *shudder* Can you imaging poking your dick/fingers/tongue in it?
Good thing I’m gay!
Signed,
Al Reynolds
this is why fat annoying people should stay fat. they lose 100 lbs and lose their damn minds. she doesnt understand that she still has about 60 to go before she can walk around with that face on her head and not want to slit her wrists. and is it just me or is she ashy?
GAAAAAH!
Most negro women are nasty..
I showed these pictures of Star to my coworker and all he said was, “maybe it’s just the color of the dress”…I got so mad I didn’t even respond, I just turned him around and Kicked him out of my office… one swift kick with my heavy boots and closed the door behind him.
Nice #44, don’t forget, tonight we are using the travel robes.
WTF, doesn’t this bitch own a mirror???
She has fetal alcohol syndrome eyes fo shiznit.
By the way, nice weave.
The last picture is titled “Beauty and the Beast.”
I’m afraid Star may have misinterpreted ‘Dancing With the Stars’ as some sort of dance invite.
#30 – Of course Slim!
And with all those rocks on her dress – my guess is she’s got her eyes on either a prospector or a geologist…