Looking at Star Jones in a swimming suit has given me an out of control boner.
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You’ve got to admit she must have the best PR firm in the whole entire galaxy. Anyone who can take a fugly, obnoxious, no-talent, self-absorbed bag of lumpy turds and have her wedding become a media “event” has earned his/her keep. Now she’s published a BOOK? “Shine”? It’s about her, so she has the first three letters of the title right, but really …
well black people today do teach their kids to swim and that’s the only contradiction I will make here.
However, I no longer even like Star Jones – she was on Prime Time last week and wouldn’t share if she had the big gastric bypass surgery or the smaller, less risky adjustable gastric band (Lap-Band) but she did not hesitate to discuss her husband’s sexual orientation!!!?!?!?!?!?????
Geesh, I do believe her priorities are totally fubar’d. And it’s always about her!
I cannot stand a lot of men because it’s always about them….but Star Jones is exactly the same, just the *other* gender.
And then, The View….I used to love that show but now all those women talk at the same time and nobody can make heads or tails out of what they are saying during Hot Topics. They even make fun of the ladies of the The View on MADTV and SNL and other comedy shows about this very thing, the 5 heads all chatting at one time.
Did you know that 50% of all gastric surgery patients, once they lose the weight, their marriages break up? If you don’t believe me – go google for it. I happen to work for GBS doctors.
Star and Al will be history before we all know it and then she’ll probably re-gain it all back…..like Carney Wilson (yeah, I know she had a baby in April 2005 but she now weighs close to 200, actually 188 as of a couple of weeks ago).
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OH….MY…..GAWD….Once again, stomach surgery ain’t worth sheeeit if you are completely unwilling to lift one foot in exercise. Now she looks like a sloppy, droopy, OLD hag-bag. All that fame and money and she STILL won’t get a gym membership. Star Jones is full of CRAP. She used to be all “I’m big AND beautiful” (moves head from side to side). Where did that go huh?
Just shows you how delusional she is. She goes from 520 to 380 and she thinks she can get away with a romp in a swimsuit. Tsk, sorry Star, stomach staples don’t melt off ugly either…
~Or~
Mommy! Where’s the sun? WAAH!
Just shows you how delusional she is. She goes from 520 to 380 and she thinks she can get away with a romp in a swimsuit. Tsk, sorry Star, stomach staples don’t melt off ugly either…
~Or~
Mommy! Where’s the sun? WAAH!
oh god…my eyes! http://hollywoodsnark.com