Despite previous denials, Star Jones Reynolds announced this morning on The View that she’d be leaving the show in July after nine seasons.
“Something’s been on my heart for a little bit, and after much prayer and counsel I feel like this is the right time to tell you that the show is moving in another direction for its tenth season and I will not be returning as cohost next year.”
There were rumors she was going to leave because she was unhappy they were bringing Rosie O’Donnell onto the show, but Star tells People that isnt’ true. They actually told her her contract wouldn’t be renewed before it was leaked they had brought on Rosie, and Star says: “I feel like I was fired.” You know why you feel like you were fired? Because you were fired. I’ve never seen The View but I can already tell Star Jones was annoying. Besides, wasn’t she always trying to eat the guests and the furniture and anything else that entered her “chomp zone”?
Al does love the cock.
I’ve never ever watched the View and who the hell is Star Jones? Wait, she was in that movie where she got smacked in the face with the ball. That was a great flick.
HAHAHA “chomp zone” good one. From now on, when I’m eating, I’m going to tell people to stay outta my chomp zone.
The only way Star Jones will make a comeback is if OJ kills someone again. Otherwise, her career as a TV personality just went down the potty.
and Rosie O’Donnell? She’s worse!! Remember when she played that retard on TV? What the fuck was that? I mean, she probably didn’t even have to rehearse- she probably acts like that all the time.
The View blowsssss
And
TCLTC
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! There was absolutely no way Star was going to sit next to Rosie, after Rosie slammed her for for not coming clean with the by pass surgery…
As far as the show going in a differant direction. I’ll say so. How in the hell are the other women going to be able to discuss anything with Rosie. Meradith was the cool one that tried to keep some sense of sanity to the show. NOW? Rosie? Rosie and Joy at the same table. Its going to be awfull!
Star will never find another gig. E let her go after she tried to do Joan Rivers job and failed so miserably….I guess she can open a law office now..
i’ve never seen the view, have no plans to see it. but it was hard to miss this fugly, egocentric bitch (who was remprimanded for plugging her wedding on the show, just so she could get freebies, IIRC), but the whole weight loss shit made me want to punch her face. that’s right, bitch, toss that into the faces of us fatties, who are desperate for new ways to successfully lose weight, and you expect us to love and adore you? not only is she a huge ass by keeping her weight loss secret a “secret”, but she is ugly as hell.
whew. sorry. that rant was worth a couple of calories.
yahooooooooooooooooooooo, about freaking time that she is off the air. let us hope that no one else gives this woman any more air time to talk about herself. now we must work on the other end of the desk, the blonde chick.
*ahem*
…reprimanded…
is it friday yet??
AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, STOP FEEDING THE TROLL!!!!!!!
thank you.
I’d hit it…
…with a baseball bat.
Fuck, I mis-read this and thought Star Jones CAUGHT on fire.
i immediately ran outside to watch the plumes of thick, black smoke. When I didn’t see any, I returned and re-read the message.
I was really hoping this ugly fucking bitch was roasting. There is no God.
Al Reynolds does indeed love the cock. To a veteran fag hag like me, Al is clearly flaming with the gas turned on high. ARLTC almost (but not quite) as much as TCLTC.
#54 – That’s right – Star is a lawyer. Funny, after seeing her interview where she insisted she was so smart and would never let herself get swindled by a con man like Al Reynolds, I almost forgot.
this bitch is the spitting image of Ursula from the little mermaid. also she steals souls and eats babies.
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That’s a shame she and Rosie O’Donnell won’t be in the same place at the same time on a daily basis now, you know, just in case there were to be a toxic gas leak or inferno or an explosion that could kill them both at once. Now the chances of obliterating both of them from the earth simultaneously are very slim.
is there a chance for an Al Sharpton joke here?
Now she’ll have more time to spend with her gay husband.
I sometimes wonder what would happen if you sliced her stomach open. I’d like to believe she’s more than just a sack of greasy, bloated guts and half-digested cat shit. I bet she’s filled with hope.
Biatcho… I love you. Not only are you one of the funniest commenters, but you take the words right outta my mouth when it comes to Lame-ass bananas.
Hey Lame-Ass, with all the so called “wealth” (trying not to laugh here) hehehehe (didn’t work) why don’t you get mommy and daddy to buy you some brains you dipshit? Learn how to spell “sense” since you misspelled it TWICE.
Oh, and I think the View should hire Kirstie Alley to take Star Jones’ place. I would LOVE to see Rosie and Kirstie go head to head. Then again, I don’t really want there to be an Earthquake in New York… hmm… tough one.
Everyone was disappointed. Not that Star announced she was leaving the show, but when she said “Something’s been on my heart for a little bit, and after much prayer and counsel I feel like this is the right time to tell you” we all thought she was going to out her husband. Damn.
The title of this article should be “Bitch got what was coming to her”
Oh, and her husband loves the cock even more than Tom Cruise.
She was a fatty, fatty, fat fuck now that looks like a horse face big tooth asshole.
Good riddance!
Too bad Trump did not go in there personally and tell her “You’re fired,” with his trademark hand jutting position. That would have been the best.
#27, don’t insult cows like that!!
I have never liked Star, heavy or not. (I think she actually looked better with the extra weight by the way, she looks like a bobble-head now.)
Not one word passes her lips without a condescending tone, and I’m SOOO glad that Knight Rider gave her what-for the other day when she snottily asked why he cried at the American Idol show. And NO I’m not a Hasselhoff fan, and he may have been full of shit with his response, but she SO deserved it!!
saggy baggy faggy haggy….oh, sorry, FRUIT FLY!!!! I forgot!!
I was SO looking forward to a smackdown on that show between Star & Rosie….bummer.
Although I don’t think that Rosie can last there….I think there will be a quick parting of ways just because Baabaa Waawaa is also a ‘strong’ personality and I can’t see the two of them meshing….I give the show about 6 months….it’ll be gone by next spring……
Lambananananana, it’s getting to me, it really is!
Al Reynolds is all about the butt plugs.
Starzilla is a giant greasy butt plug. That’s the secret of a happy marraige.
Gawd I hated this show because of “Star” (as if that’s ‘her’ real name–we all know ‘she’s a closet drag queen). When Meridith left, the whole show went down. Star leaving, Barbara using the air time to slap her down…. puh-leese. It’s just a cheesy hen show–NOT like REAL TV…. well, there isn’t a lot of REAL TV to compare it to, eh?
Who care!!
Ding Dong Star is gone!!!!
where does she get these names from? so funny.