Star Jones gets fired

June 27th, 2006 // 76 Comments
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Despite previous denials, Star Jones Reynolds announced this morning on The View that she’d be leaving the show in July after nine seasons.

“Something’s been on my heart for a little bit, and after much prayer and counsel I feel like this is the right time to tell you that the show is moving in another direction for its tenth season and I will not be returning as cohost next year.”

There were rumors she was going to leave because she was unhappy they were bringing Rosie O’Donnell onto the show, but Star tells People that isnt’ true. They actually told her her contract wouldn’t be renewed before it was leaked they had brought on Rosie, and Star says: “I feel like I was fired.” You know why you feel like you were fired? Because you were fired. I’ve never seen The View but I can already tell Star Jones was annoying. Besides, wasn’t she always trying to eat the guests and the furniture and anything else that entered her “chomp zone”?


  1. Iambananas

    FIRST YO LOSERS! STAR ROCKS… SHE’S ANNOYING.

  2. outtatheblue

    I dunno what they’re going to do about balancing the stage now…

  3. Iambananas

    I bet like 100 people are squirming because I got first, lol.

  4. Iambananas

    #2, that dosen’t make any sence because she isn’t fat anymore, she had gastric bypass… HELLO

  5. biatcho

    Jesus Christ, you think she’s annoying, LameDick? Now you know how we all feel about you. Commence with the killing of one’s self please.

  6. Iambananas

    It must really stick you in the wrong spot that I got first, huh… lol.

  7. biatcho

    LOL! LOL! LameDick totally got first! LOL LMAO!!!!!!!!! You’re so cewl with all your bad-ass seniority!

  8. She kinda looks like Beetlegeuise from the Howard Stern show…

  9. Iambananas

    Superficial is a general term meaning “regarding the surface”, often metaphorically. Both in the literal as in the metaphorical sense the term has often a negative connotation based on the idea that deeper parts are also important to consider.

    Thus the term is used to describe an observation or analysis that deals only with the most apparent and obvious features of some object, or phenomenon.

    A superficial, or alternatively, an “over-simplified” argument is prone to many logical fallacies: including hasty generalization, division, composition and many others.

    A person who exhibits a “superficial” comprehension of some or many subjects may be negatively attributed as being shallow or even pseudointellectual.

    Retrieved from “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superficial”

  10. biatcho

    Gay is the new black.

  11. LilRach

    I’m from NZ so i have no idea who this woman is! We don’t have “the Veiw”.

    #5 Amen to that!

  12. Iambananas

    biatcho … do you have a problem with me? Maybe you stop trying to pick a fight and act grown up.

    Go back and play house… loser.

  13. Jacq

    Don’t let the door hit you in your big, fat ass bitch!
    Pancake, deflated titty wannabe white lady!
    I hate, hate, hate her!!!

  14. biatcho

    I don’t pick fights, I cause them.

  15. Iambananas

    That is really a smart thing to say, you retard. It makes a lot of sence.






    how bout no.

  16. outtatheblue

    #4 I meant the weight of her giant ego…HELLO

  17. krisdylee

    That’s cuntastic!

  18. biatcho

    Bananafuck – can you please tell me why you set yourself up for abuse & then canNOT take it at all? I honestly think you have serious multiple-personality issues and neither of them are people that should breathe valuable oxygen (aka HerbieFrog) So keep on fighting that fight with the lamedick “I have seniority over you” bullshit… this isn’t the fucking elementary school bus & you’re not the upperclass. You were, however, probably one of those kids that I verbally abused all throughout school and is now trying to compensate for your geekness by acting the way you do on here. You’re such a loser and I know you know it.

  19. jane's eyre

    The only time I’ve actually seen Star Jones on TV, was on The Simpsons.

    “I’m talkin’ DOWNtown!”

  20. Iambananas

    #16… she has an ego?… HELLO

  21. biatcho

    Oh and retard, twice now you have tried to use the word “SENSE” and can’t spell it right. Have you died yet?

  22. outtatheblue

    STFU, she thinks she’s witty!

  23. Iambananas

    #18, yeah, with all your non-punctuation, capitalization, psuedoargueme, swearing and overall stupidity I stopped reading after “please”.

    So, yet again… I win.

  24. outtatheblue

    And I’d say when you have a website like http://starandal.com/, your ego is pretty damn huge.

  25. biatcho

    So did you read it yet? Are you getting all fiery in the crotch because you know it’s true? That you’re nothing but a useless waste of skin in this world?
    You’re kind never wins, honey, you just sometimes get the bigger trailer at the park but that’s as big as it gets for you.

  26. outtatheblue

    Ignore the comma at the end.

    http://starandal.com/

  27. bigponie

    hallelujah, the cow got fired, there is some justice in this world, now if only her hubby would just grow some sense and divorce her and take half her money.

  28. Iambananas

    Wow, you’re totally right, outtatheblue! That site is pretty self centered. She must really love herself. She has WAY too much money.

    biatcho yeah, I skimmed over that, but all I got was trailer park… that’s funny. You must be new to this site and not know anything about me. I happen to be wealthy, not self made, but I think that although my parents made the money, I shouldn’t be ashamed of the fact that I didn’t. It does, after all, make me better than you. And I’m sure you read all that because you seem to be obsessed with me.

  29. biatcho

    By the way I apologize for the string of shit I am laying during this very important story about Fat People being lazy & getting fired but I had to seize the opportunity to annoy lamedick. Sorry. Commence with making fun of fat, lazy people.

  30. biatcho

    The only one obsessed with you is you,
    dyke-o, which is sad & funny all at the same time.
    Oh & yeah, you are better than me!!!!
    Tell me, does the community you are being raised in allow immigrants into it? The one I was raised in only let them in if they were doing the landscaping.

  31. who is you

    i think she looks like an ant..well her face at least

  32. You all are celebrating Star Jones’ departure now, but trust me– when the obnoxious Rosie O’Donnell joins the View soon– you’ll be wishing Ms. Jones’ was The View’s resident fatso.

  33. BigEyedFish

    I heard somewhere that she is being replaced by Oprah’s friend Gayle King.

  34. tallcoolone

    I could hardly get through an interview I read about her recently…she oozes of bullshit lovey-dovey crap talk about her husband and how he rocks her world. It was nauseating to say the least. I’ve never watched The View, but if the bitch is anymore annoying on TV than she is in print, it’s no fucking wonder she got canned.

  35. BigEyedFish

    BTW, for some reason I always read iambananas posts in a valley girl voice. It makes me want to slap her even more.

  36. yuckyfresh

    BOOOOORRRRRIIIIIINNGG!!!!!

  37. andrewthezeppo

    yes, now all they have to do is replace that annoying, stupid republican biotch with somebody that has an opinion other than mimicing Bill O’Riley and Bush administration and maybe I’ll watch it again….or I won’t because I have a job and don’t watch TV at 10:00 am

  38. Nikk The Templar

    Wow. Now she can go back to hawking cheapass, sweatshop made shoes.

    And I give her three months tops before she’s back to her original weight, surgery (oh, no…excuse me…YOGA) or not.

  39. redsonja1313

    No she has more time to have sex with her husband ………..BUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Where is Tom Cruise when you need his______k

  40. Ms. Dilligaff

    I’ve never seen the show, but if they replace her with Tracy Morgan I will so start TiVo-ing it.

  41. Boo hoo, nobody cares. I’m glad her ass is off, and I’m glad the show wised up enough to can her ass.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  42. HandsOfGod

    Wait, I figured it out, Lamo is Star Jones. Now with all this free time, she has resorted to annoying the rest of the world.

  43. RichPort

    First she singlehandedly closes 25-30 pancake houses when she decides to tie a knot in her stomach, now she manages to alienate possibly TV’s most annoying cast. She must be guilt ridden…
    On the bright side, Naomi Campbell’s staff has a vacancy.

  44. Yoda a Green Schlong Has

    28. Lametard says :

    “You must be new to this site and not know anything about me. I happen to be wealthy,
    ( mindless shit deleted )
    It does, after all, make me better than you.”

    I think we all know well who and what you are, a vapid, lonely, desperate, sexually confused, annoying, gay goat fucker. You are not wealthy, or well educated, or significant. Your pathetic ‘friends’ Whipper, Paisley, … are imaginary. And, you’re probably hung like a light switch. Goodnight, bitch.

    35. ‘It’ is almost certainly boy, although it is possibly a hermaphrodite, so you could be half right, …

  45. pixel killya

    This doesn’t affect me in any way, shape or form…..but it does make me smile :)

    Later Starship….OJ lover.

  46. idntgiva_hOoT!

    #27
    That’s no cow, that’s BIGFOOT!!!!!

  47. FINALLY! I’m starting to have faith in life again!

  48. krisdylee

    rumour has it, al reynolds loves the cock.

  49. PaisleyMoon

    Baaaaaaa ha ha! I wish they’d have a contest to see who gets to literally kick her giant ug ass off the stage. She’s as annoying as bananacunt.

    LOl @ #10

  50. faboolicious

    It’s about damn time, with any luck she will simply fade into obscurity

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