The only thing funnier than Star Jones getting knocked out by a football is Star Jones getting knocked out by my fist. It’s not that I hate clumsy fat people, I just hate Star Jones.
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She’s no punt returner – she should stick to the ‘O’ line.
But I must admit I thought her jersey nick-name in the old WFL was good – ‘She Ate Me’
Holy holy holy fuck.
After reading these posts I realise why I love The Superficial so much.
And it ain’t the articles……..
I’m with Kris, Newguy definitely whines just like a “bad breast” child…and probably beats off to his VHS copies of old Jones and Jury shows (all three of them)
i’m with you on that one, MissAppropriated. hilarious, isn’t it?
LOVE IT!
I’ve always loved Jason Sehorn.
NewGuy…if we are all boring idiots why do you keep coming back? Do you like being insulted? Seems like a lack of attention from the real world thing to me…Oh I know, try being less bitchy and you would make friends. Kinda reminds me of the kids in school that were always “emo” by choice because they thought people would actually give a damn but instead just wound up with everyone thinking they were stupid loner posers. Get over yourself.
Chris’sMom: The only one here trying to make friends (on the internet mind you) is you… Oh and everyone else on this stupid web site.
Fuckin’ pathetic.
Maybe you guys can arrange a BIG party in one of your parents basements where you can all finally meet!!! Oh goody-goody-gum-drops that would be so AWESOME!!!
Kris: You just made me throw up in my mouth. The thought of a pimply assed, fat, internet whore whose only friends are found in “chat rooms” getting plowed by her balding, over weight, ITT Tech grad who can barely get it up for her is enough to make me want to stab myself in the head with a screwdriver just to free myself from the nightmare. Blech!
The video cuts off before you see her get down on all fours and start grazing.
The video cuts off before you see her get down on all fours and start grazing.
The video doesn’t show what happened afterwards when she got down on all fours and started grazing.
Fuck! I swear to god I waited like 10 min before trying that comment a third time and then the other two that had been denied showed up. DAMN YOU STAR JONES FOR MESSING UP THIS SITE!!!!!!
I didn’t know cows ate pork??????
Do us all a favour NewGuy and stab yourself right now….. it woul dmake us all much more happy. The only pimple I know is you, my sweet.
she doesn’t just look like a retart, she certainly acts like one too!
#1 till hell with ya cracka ass
What’s wrong with her anyway? Why is she playing football?
omg seriously all u faggots, u can all go die in a burning hole! there is nothing wrong with james blunt, i hate petra i really hoped she died in the tsunami, she’s an ugly bitch! i love james blunt, and i don’t care what all u say about him, he is the hottest thing i have ever seen! so fuck you all! go get hit by a train, and remember to die!!!!