‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ Has A Title

America went full 1984 yesterday, but Star Wars: Episode VIII has an official title, so I don’t know why I even said that first part. Or am being snarky about it because I’m sitting here just as giddy as the rest of you and with a “No, Rey Is Not A Mary Sue” link locked and loaded because this is MY HOUSE.

And because I love happy endings, I took the liberty of adding these Kim Kardashian as Slave Leia pics, so everyone can remember that time Kanye made her work with Muppet penis for a sketch comedy show that Comedy Central immediately rejected. I really went all out here. I know.

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