‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Has A New Trailer

In case you didn’t spend your night refreshing social media instead of watching Monday Night Football to see the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer – Make me watch football. I’LL KILL YOU, WALT DISNEY! – here it is for you to either explode in a cloud of nostalgic nerd ejaculate or accuse it of being a mortar round in the totally happening in real life white genocide. Which is the beauty of the Internet. You can say whatever stupid shit you want and somehow someone will read it. Case in point: Anything I’ve written on this site over the past eight years. Half of it wasn’t even in English.

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