Stacy Keibler Married Her George Clooney Rebound

When Elisabetta Canalis got dumped by George Clooney, she responded by banging Steve-O which basically told Clooney he made an incredible choice by ditching a woman who’ll do terrible, terrible things for money. So let’s see if Stacy Keibler can do any better which if you already read the headline, you know she did worse. Much, much worse. Via Hollywood Life:

Stacy Keibler and Jared Pobre finally tied the knot on Mar. 8 with a small ceremony for friends and family. The entire event took place on a beautiful private beach in Mexico.

A woman who desperately wanted to get married slipped through George Clooney’s fingers?! My God, I don’t know how he’s going to be able to sleep at night. Except I do, and it’s soundly on top a mountain of vagina. Children in the womb aren’t that content.

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